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Marlo Lane
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats:

DOM: 2/100
SUB: 15/200
BOD: 20 (+)
LST: 1 (+)
SED: 6 (+)
FUK: 4 (+)
PRV: 19 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Points: 5
Money: $1,220

Status Effects: None

Description: Marlo Lane is a novice police officer hoping to make a difference. For the last year, he has been consumed with anxiety about Sasha Michaels, his best friend, who has been diagnosed with cancer and is expected to have no more than three months to live. His desperation to save his friend has opened him up to the possibilities of the Erogame.

Skills:

Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.

Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.

Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.

To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of his own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.

Perks:

True Love Conquers All: If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you---deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. People you love will live out a full natural lifespan and they will never die before you do. If they ever face serious physical or psychological harm, you will always get a chance to rescue them. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then you will be able to take care of them, and in time you will always be reunited. 

Info // Character Stats // Level:

At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.

Info // Character Stats // Body:

With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 20 makes you solidly the most attractive person in the room, assuming the room isn't in Hollywood, California. 

You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.

Info // Character Stats // Lust:

At a LST of 1, you're very nearly asexual. For now, anyway.

You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.

Info // Character Stats // Seduction:

Your SED of 6 makes it possible for you to get a date with a girl who doesn't have anything else to do that Friday. Could be worse, but could be much better.

You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.

Info // Character Stats // Fucking:

Your FUK of 4 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move?

How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.

Info // Character Stats // Perversion:

Your PRV of 19 despite your total romantic isolation is a sad commentary on the decadence of the third millennium. Nonetheless, casual exposure to a variety of naughty ideas has left you open to a whole host of things you prefer not to think about.

You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.

Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:

At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.

If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.

Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:

If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.

It isn't.

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He's so scared. He's also more turned on than he's ever been in his life.

A distant part of him thinks "misattribition of arousal."

His teeth sink into Sasha's shoulder.

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His eyes close again and he relaxes into Lev and moans. 

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"This is terrible, when I bite you I can't see your face."

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"You, could bite somewhere else — if you wanted — and then you could." 

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He does! It's a good plan!

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It's an excellent plan. 

Letting himself melt feels — good. Really, really good. And Lev is soft and warm and his teeth are. Nice. 

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What other ways do you hurt a person.

He tries scratching.

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ahhhhhhhhhhh scratching is good too 

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Gosh this is fun.

It occurs to him that if Sasha has marks he'll have them under his clothes tomorrow, a sign that he did this with Lev on his body, and Lev gasps.

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Lev gasping is also good. 

Sasha chooses to express this sentiment by kissing him. 

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Sasha kissing him is good. 

Lev expresses this sentiment by rolling his hips against Sasha's.

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He rolls his hips back, more on instinct than by conscious choice, and — doesn't stop. 

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Lev pulls Sasha on top on him, keeps kissing him.

There were reasons he wanted his first time to be meaningful, with someone he loved. Those reasons are seeming increasingly less persuasive next to the reality of a beautiful boy who wants him.

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"We can go as far as you want," he whispers, doesn't stop kissing him. 

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"I don't know. I wanted it to-- mean something."

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He does stop kissing him, then, because this is the kind of conversation you should have with your head clear. Clear-ish, anyway. 

"Then we can slow down, or just make out, or something. I meant it, as far as you want doesn't have to mean full speed ahead." 

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"Yeah. The problem is that I really really want to."

 

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"...not that I don't want to, because I do, but the use of the word 'problem' makes me nervous." 

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He kisses Sasha's forehead. "We can just kiss?"

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"Kissing you sounds good." 

And he does. 

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"Pants stay on no matter how good an idea it seems for them to come off."

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"Sounds like a plan." 

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Marlo wakes up in a bed that belongs to someone he doesn't know, holding someone he met yesterday, and bizarrely at peace with both of those things. 

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Quest available: Consent Is Sexy

Teach Harry Hook what consent is.

Success: +5000 xp, +1 ERO

Failure: Unlocks "cover up your boyfriend's rapes" quest tree.

Quest available: Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are

Tell your loved ones that you're gay.

Objective 1: Tell Sasha. +300 xp

Objective 2: Tell Lev. +400 xp.

Objective 3: Tell your family. +1000 xp.

Objective 4: Tell your work. +600 xp.

Quest available: Friends To Lovers

Acquire Sasha as a harem member.

+1 LST, +1000 xp

Bonus objective: ????? +700 xp, Hypnosis skill

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He clicks "yes" on Consent Is Sexy and Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are, and stares at Friends To Lovers. 

It's not that he doesn't want to date Sasha, when he thinks about it. It's just — 

— it's just that "dating him" and "accepting a quest to add him to your harem with experience points as a reward" are different. 

Well. He doesn't actually have to poke the Yes button. He can just... let that quest stay pending, if he wants to. Or, alternately, he can accept the quest to do the thing he was going to do anyway, and deal with the fact that the game doesn't use the same words for it as he would. 

 

He pokes 'yes,' and waits for Harry to wake up before he leaves. 

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