"...Mm, so...Dad did Conquest and Mom did Sympathy?"

"Literally the exact opposite of that."

"...What are your parents' names?"

"Karole Zavier and Raikel Lehnsherr?"

"...My mother's name was Sarlassa Zavari Geressin and my father's name was Erichen Eizar Lessnerai. What the fuck."

"Were you expecting them to have the same names?"

"No but--you were implying Karole was your dad's name, right--"

"Yeah."

"So her dad is an alt of my mom and vice-versa."

"How'd you even get that off the names, they were different -"

"...Zavari and Zavier and Lessnerai and Lehnsherr are obviously the same?"

"Nothing else is similar - Odette and Edie and Idaia aren't obviously the same, or Imliss and Emily and what's yours -"

"Illia. And it's totally similar, name starts with a vowel followed by first consonant 'd' sound, and our twins have an 'ih' and a 'l'."

"Huh. Okay."

"We should ask Edie what her parents' names are at some point."

"Yeah. All the mes have the same -"

"Yeah, so far. Even the evil one."

"You really should kiss him, it's great," Idaia tells her alt.

"Concern that he wouldn't be good at it doesn't feature on my list of reasons to not have kissed him yet."

"By the time Odette arrived it was - kind of complicated? For us to be involved? I like her but it was really obviously a good idea to wait until the war was over -"

"Okay. I believe you but I don't really get it."

"A lot of Elves were throwing around riches and or magic to seduce a lot of mortal prizes and Odette needs to be trusted by everybody and my family is widely distrusted."

"Eugh. Who was doing this?"

"Uh, lot of people? My cousin Finrod was the worst."

"Finrod? ...Findarato? Man, what is with Arafinwe's kids, were Angarato and Aikanaro also secretly terrible?"