"It went great," he says, and then whispers in Kaleva's ear, "it's Asher and he knows me and wants to date both of us." 

"What."

"I know." He nuzzles Kaleva's shoulder. "Also. Have I mentioned that you're very good." 

"Is that Asher son of Tiana. The hot charismatic one."

"Yeah. — he kept getting distracted while we were kissing by how great you are, it was so cute." 

"That seems. Why?!"

Asher decides they've had enough time to talk to each other and sits down next to Kaleva.

"Hi."

Oh no chest.

"Hi!" 

What if instead of saying anything he is paralyzed in terror.

"We have anonymous sex rather a lot."

"Twice in how many months now isn't that much." 

"Normally one doesn't fuck a stranger more than once!"

He pauses, thinks about it, and says "I guess in Auradon you've got more strangers to pick from, fair enough." 

"Tempted to see how many times I'll end up accidentally seducing you."

The concept that Asher might be attracted to him is terrifying.

"So am I, a little." 

He cuddles up to Kaleva. 

His boyfriend is very good and makes this whole situation slightly less terrifying.

"But if I did I'd be denying myself the pleasure of your company, pretty girl."

"I didn't say I thought we should." 

Kaleva has an excellent shoulder and Sasha is going to smoosh his face into it. 

He clutches Sasha like Sasha is a liferaft.

"Well, then, what should we do?"

"First of all you should actually give me your number, not just say you're going to and then not." 

He hugs Kaleva back. 

"You have it, you're a VK."

He hands Asher his phone, doesn't let go of Kaleva. "Put it in under your name anyway."