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inanna's ring!sasuke wakes up in narutoverse
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He tosses a lazy salute and departs.


And finds Sugira before Tsunade can summon him.

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Sugira makes a questioning noise when he notices Kakashi.

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"Tsunade doesn't buy your inscribed techniques story," he says.

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"...Of course."

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"I told her if she wanted the truth she'd have to ask you. So. She's probably going to get around to that pretty soon."

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"...I hate lying."

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"And she doesn't like liars, so I'm sure you'll get along famously."

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"What is - do you know how she'll - react?"

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"Honestly, I have no idea. She likes you, for what it's worth, and I don't think she'll change that opinion if you turn out to not be from here originally."

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He nods, slowly.

"I might try truth, then."

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"I wish you the best of luck. I'll make sure you get a nice funeral if it goes poorly."

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"Brat."

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"Lots of sake and dancing shrine maidens. Talk of the town for months."

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"I'm leaving you out of my will."

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"If that means you're not sending Naruto to live with me anymore, I'm fine with that."

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"Oh, you're definitely getting custody."

And a messenger hawk lands, shuffling, looking at Sugira, who sighs.

"I suppose this is my cue."

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Kakashi salutes him, more seriously than he did Tsunade. "Fare you well, brave hero."

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"Ass."

Still, he waves as he leaves for the Tower.

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Tsunade is waiting for him, though she's in the middle of yet another stack of paperwork, which she sets aside when he enters. "Good to see you haven't adopted your sensei's habits."

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He shrugs. "I like being punctual. What did you need me for?"

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"I want to know - in detail - what the hell's up with your techniques, and if they can be taught or copied. This office is secure, including from that shitheel Danzo, before you bother asking."

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He nods. "...I want a guarantee Kakashi won't get in trouble for not sharing this, first."

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She leans back a bit. "Given. His loyalty to his students is commendable, and while he's an annoying ass, authority doesn't automatically mean trustworthy. Now, talk."

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He hums. "Thanks." And, deep breath as he sorts his thoughts out: "So. What do you know about other universes?"

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"Senju Tobirama thought they might exist, but died before he could seriously pursue the topic."

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