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Our medieval re-enactment society is not actually for re-enactment.
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"It's good to be here! How much of an advantage is having a rudder instead of a steering oar, does it let you sail closer to the wind or turn faster or something?"

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"It's a thing as ships get larger and you want to take them on bigger oceans - a steering oar is perfectly fine for canoeing down a river, but moving a big ship is very tiring for the poor oarsman and gets in the way of handling the sails. So with ships getting bigger and going on longer journeys, it kind of becomes a necessity." 

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"Oh, that makes sense! You'd still need someone to hold the tiller or the wheel or whatever, right? But that sounds easier than doing the same thing with an oar."

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"Yes, exactly, and the Northern fixed steering oars weren't working as well as the Mediterranean steering oars and that may have been part of what pushed Northern European rudders to develop - but also, Flavia, to go back to what you were saying before, I don't think you understand how different these distances are. From, say, Dubrovnik to the east coast of Italy is... a hundred miles, maybe a hundred fifty. Norway to Iceland is more like eight hundred miles. Crossing Lisbon to Central America is more like four thousand miles."

Flavia's nodding along. "And you need different kinds of navigation, if you're going far away from land?"

"...I don't really know how much of a factor that is. You can maintain a constant course with just reference to the stars, if you're not trying to be incredibly precise about knowing where you are at all times. I could point you towards some books probably, I remember this one fascinating discussion of whether Sunstones are allegorical.... but they clearly made it to L'Anse aux Meadows, so they were doing something right."

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It's so good when her nerd friends are nerds about things!

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Lluewellin and Violet have reached a natural pause in their conversation, and Lluewellin turns across to Sergia. He doesn't know her well - he lives almost an entire state away, these days - but he trusts Nicole's judgement immensely so he's willing to reckon Sergia a friend. "Sergia! It's good to have you here! How was your event?"

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"It was great! Fought a lot, sat around chatting a lot, put tents up and took them back down. Learned several things," she adds with a wry smile and plenty of plausible deniability.

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"...you don't have to talk in code, we all know," Flavia says. "Just - nothing super obvious loud enough for the other tables in the restaurant."

Lluwellin sighs exaggeratedly. "Flavia, maybe she meant she learned things about swordfighting on the fighting field?"

Flavia, after a second, nods very innocently. "Of course she meant that! But we don't want to alarm normies by talking loudly about killing people with swords!" 

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"I did also learn things about swordfighting! There was this one bout with Roger where . . ." It is time for that classic fighter activity, talking about your fights in detail with lots of gestures!

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Flavia listens intently to Sergia's fighter stories with all the appropriate reactions of "Wow!" and "Yes!" and enthusiastic laughter.

Lluwellin has a story about how he ran in between five people on the melee field and managed to get two of them to hit each other and die to friendly fire, and then killed the other three with the same move because nobody ever learns. This story is recounted with plenty of exclamations of "BLAM!" and "BOOM!" and exaggeratedly-pain-faced "GOOD!" 

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Sergia goes "Wow!" and "Nice one!" and laughs appropriately for Lluwellin! This household is so good and her friends are so good and the dragon is going to get its ass kicked.

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Dinner is delicious and cheerful and full of camaraderie. Flavia spends much of it glued to Sergia, having apparently appointed herself in charge of making sure Sergia has a friend in every interaction. There are several dishes ordered to the centre of the table for everyone to share, and Nicole picks up Sergia's tab, so there's not any shortage of food.

And then they all move their cars to an overnight parking lot so they can pile into the biggest ones, using only a few vehicles for carpooling - definitely not including Nicole's gorgeous car - and Sergia gets pushed into Raoulin's truck with five other people.

The talk turns to strategy. 

"When we get there," Raoulin explains to both Sergia and Flavia, "we think it's in its lair but we really cannot guarantee that. Stay in the middle of us, not behind us - behind is useless if it might fly in from any direction. You're looking to make sure you get caught in any protective magic that might suddenly go up. Once things kick off, you want to be at least two hundred feet away from it to not end up on fire. If you're not certain, go with the longbows, they know their ranges."

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"Roger. Are we sure there's exactly one, or might it have friends? Do we know whether it's expecting us today in particular?"

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"Exactly one, unless something has gone astonishingly wrong with our scouting, and I don't think I'm so blind as to miss a sixty thousand pound dragon - I am getting rather old though. Hopefully shouldn't be expecting us, but, ah, when your knight and I are sneaking through the forest in camouflaged cloaks we're quite stealthy, and when a hundred Atlantians show up in full plate we are a little tiny bit less stealthy."

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"Heh, yeah. Um. I know I'm supposed to stay in the middle and if I end up in melee something has gone super wrong, but am I going to get a weapon more useful than a rattan sword?" It's fine if she isn't! She knows swords that can damage demons are scarce and if all of them are in the hands of people more capable than her that's super reasonable! But she wants an emotional support weapon something to fight with if things go pear shaped.

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"Oh yeah. Uh, we were gonna wait until we were out of the car because Nicole is all fancy shmancy and serious but if you want it now - wait, Nicole, did you get the rosemary?" 

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"I have rosemary. - Sergia, I'm afraid this is our dumbest household tradition." 

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"I'll have you all know it is actually the funniest household tradition."

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"I'm fine waiting for the appropriate moment! I don't want to mess up the tradition."

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Flavia is so mad that they are not doing her favourite thing yet. She is suppressing the desire to bounce up and down about it.

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"Dragons don't have vulnerable stomachs, that's a fantasy thing. They're huge flying creatures, they get attacked most often from below them by things that are smaller than them or below them. If you have to stab one, stab it in the eye or go for the joints. Scales aren't as thick on the joints, and they're soft if you get it right inside the elbow or the knee."

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"Got it. Is the inside of the mouth a vulnerable spot? Asking purely out of curiosity and not because I have any desire to make use of the information. Also are there any signals I should learn less obvious than 'charge' and 'retreat'?"

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"Please for the love of all that is holy, do not try to climb inside the dragon's mouth to stab it!" 

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"...it is vulnerable inside its throat but not right inside its mouth, it's got a bony plate in the roof of its mouth so it's only vulnerable quite a bit deeper. You're better off stabbing up its nostrils or going through the eye, seriously."

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"Why do you know that?" Flavia squeaks.

Fearchar also seems quite thoroughly intimidated. 

Lluwellin just smiles. "She's... pretty hard to kill."

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