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Our medieval re-enactment society is not actually for re-enactment.
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"That is the first time in my entire life that anyone has ever called me, a high school dropout who works in a bar, a good example. Can you write that down so I can frame it?"

Aaliyah's modern tent is easier to take down than Roger's period canvas tent, so Sergia will probably finish before Roger does. Once that happens he will enlist her help in folding up the giant sheets of heavy canvas, which is definitely a two-person job, but easy enough if each person takes a corner. 

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"I'll get one of the scribes to make you a little certificate." She helps fold up the heaviest and most obstinate bedsheet and heave it back into its box.

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"I will treasure it forever!"

Fold fold. 

"So have you gotten your magic rock yet?" 

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"No, just the veil, unless you're speaking metaphorically." 

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"Oh, no, someone must have forgotten to give you the magic rock - it's very important! Here, for now - have one of mine!"

Roger pulls a plain white pebble from his pocket and holds it out to Sergia in an outstretched palm. 

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Very serious business, magic rocks. Very serious indeed. 

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Did he find a rock this morning just to be silly, that's delightful. "Ooh, thank you! What does it do?"

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"First you got to lick it to activate it."

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This results in a peal of giggles. "If it's one of yours, then surely you've already licked it, and it's a universal law that anything you've licked is yours forever, so clearly I have to go get a new one."

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"No, no, it's a spare one I have! I've never licked this one!" 

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"....but if you want to get a new one you'll just have to magically prepare it first. Better wash it in boiling water so it's safe to lick, and then you have to do a ritual where you put the rock on your head and do a special dance at midnight." 

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"Oh, well in that case." She exaggeratedly licks the rock. It doesn't taste like anything.

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"Once you've licked it, to get it to be yours, then you gotta sing it a song. That's the other part of activating it. You should hold it very gently when you sing to it." 

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"Oh, I have to sing to it? That's serious business. I should pick something I know really well. Scaaaaarlet, fight for the banners of scarlet, fight 'til the fields they run scarlet . . ."

Roger is going to need to interrupt her if he doesn't want to hear eight choruses and seven verses of Æthelmartian patriotism.

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"Careful! It's an Atlantian rock!! It is deeply offended by this Aethelmartian song! You'll confuse it!" 

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Sergia gets through another two lines before being overtaken by giggles and losing the beat. Once she gets back to breathing properly she switches to Atlantian Steel. (She loves both kingdoms and expects she always will.)

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