so's mine!

but if you have more books on yours it is easier to find the overlap between books I want you to read and books you want to be given

awwwww 

in that case I can put more of my to-read list up 

just for you 💜

I'll buy them for you when I'm having a bad day if you promise to send me a picture of you smiling about it after

He takes a screenshot and sends it to Asher and then texts Lev 

sweet of you 💜 

I promise 

cute???? that's cute

does he like black findoms because I'm gonna steal him

you should maybe get going but when you're free I'm interested in your thoughts on lovecraft

To Asher: 

don't steal my clients :( 

for real tho if he were into black findoms it'd be pretty weird for him to go for me I'm like the opposite of that 

And to Lev: 

the man could not write dialogue to save his life 

I've heard some things but my only opinion on the actual books as opposed to the discourse about the books is "nobody talks like that" 

how do you know, maybe everyone talked like that in the 1920s

were you alive in the 1920s

the market for smol subby asian trans girls and the market for six foot tall black doms with a huge dick are identical

don't let anyone fool you

other people wrote in the 1920s! there were radio shows in the 1920s! 

to Lev, and 

don't steal my clients >:( it's mean and you're mean 

to Asher. 

you'll have to recommend me something to correct my misapprehensions!

if he ever shows signs of a cuckold fetish you know who to call

yeah, ME 

because he's MY CLIENT 

And, to Lev, 

I actually really liked Gatsby? I know it's the classic "everyone has to read it in English class but nobody really likes it" book but I liked it a lot 

what if he wants you to GET BLACKED, sasha

I will do it for a v reasonable fee

I've actually never read Gatsby, school #1 had it in eleventh grade and school #2 had it in tenth grade

don't move around a bunch, it fucks with everything

he specifically requested no weird race stuff so I think the chances of him wanting me to GET BLACKED are as low are they're gonna get  

to Asher, and 

oh man I bet 

the good news is it's creative commons now so the pdfs are free 

it's much more fun if you approach it from the angle "thesis: nick is gay and in love with gatsby" than if you try to actually analyze it but I've never tried just reading it like a normal book 

to Lev. 

what. horrible. can't believe we've been friends for this long and you're STILL not gonna put out

I'll try it and report back, I think it's on the Boring Literachur I Own For Unclear Reasons shelf of my library

Asher you're straight 

not that I wouldn't fuck you if you decided to give it a try because holy shit your abs but you are in fact straight 

and he debates how to respond to Lev for a moment before he says 

it's only boring if you try to read it like Literachur 

if you read it in literally any other way it's like "insider scoop on gossip about my tragic crush: the novel" 

I will read it and report back about whether I'll have to reshelve it!

honestly "insider scoop on gossip about my tragic crush: the novel" is a great shelf name

can't believe my own heterosexuality is being used against me in this fashion

I just said I'd be down if you were babe 

wear that cute skirt it'll be a date xoxo

can do 💙 💙

is there a way we can schedule private shows so it's not while you're working, I don't want to stop you from getting tips