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[I've never tried to explain the internet before. Logistical point right now is that I need to find somewhere to connect. One category of place that usually lets you do that sells food. Annnd also beverages that help people stay awake, come to think of it. If for some reason it takes us longer than I'm expecting to get you two your mice then maybe caffeine would help. Anyway our original point was that this kind of place generally looks unkindly on people who don't buy anything so if you're at all hungry now's a good time.]

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[Caffeine can help, it just doesn't keep working indefinitely. And I am pretty hungry.]

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[Oh, you do have caffeine where you're from? Kudos.] Okay, there's a Starbucks over there. Any less...Starbucks...coffee shops in sight? No? Well, beggars can't be choosers. Starbucks it is. [Let me know what looks good and we'll order for all of us,] Edie suggests as she leads the other two into the cafe.

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[I smell coffee but I'm not sure I recognize anything else.]

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[There's a pastry cabinet over there,] she indicates. [I can translate the labels if you want.]

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[Yes please.]

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The pastry cabinet contains an approximately coffeeshop-typical assortment of pastries. [Red velvet is just chocolate with red food coloring, I think. I'm not completely sure why it's a thing but I can appreciate it on an aesthetic level,] she commentates as they pass over the muffin section.

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[...Huh, I guess you would need to mix coloring into stuff, wouldn't you. I'll have the one with nuts? And that sandwich? I'm really hungry.]

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The Earth natives purchase the requested items and then locate a table for the nonnatives to eat and for themselves to look for pet stores.

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Oh wow it's real non-troported food this is the best thing om nom nom.

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Aww.

Tak tak tak pet stores pet stores preferably pet stores that will let you buy stuff without annoying questions about how you intend to take care of the things.

[Okay, we found a good place,] Edie reports. [How many mice do you need?]
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[It depends on if we have to stuff them all in the travel cage or not.]

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[We could get you a larger cage if you want but as long as you're relying on us as you're native guides you're probably going to do a fair amount of traveling.]

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[The travel cage can fit twelve and they should all be females so they don't fight or breed.]

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[That, I actually found while I was researching pet mice.]

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[It's still weird people keep them as pets.]

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[We sleep and don't troport. We have no reason not to.]

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[Yeah, I guess that makes sense.]

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[The store's farther than I'd rather walk given alternatives and intra-city flight is likely to draw attention. How would you like a hands-on lesson on public transportation?]

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[Um, like carriages?]

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[Bigger, faster, made of metal, not pulled by horses.]

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[Okay, let's do it.]

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[I'll look up the bus system.]

tak tak.

[Okay, nearest bus stop's about a block from here.]
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[Okay.]

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Bus stop and bus are both fairly standard examples of their types. There aren't a lot of seats open, so the Xaviers demonstrate the use of the dangling loops.

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