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Holly runs as fast as she can but the demon's faster. She has no idea where Lightning's gotten to; maybe he found a tree to climb. She on the other hand has been diverted into a treeless hill and she's careening down a slope, trying very hard not to trip.
And the demon's gaining on her.
She's never seen anything like it and neither has Crystal; maybe Book knows what it is but Book's asleep. It's mostly mouth - it looks like a cross between a floorlength mirror of a mouth and a snake to propel the mouth along.
And Holly's not fast enough.
The mouth catches her.
But it doesn't hurt.
Where are we?
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inourhead
inourhead
Yeep. Axe time. If that doesn't cube it again they can have this one for dinner.
It does not cube it again. Instead, it kills it. The bunny-cube explodes into various chunks of twisted and broken and stretched bunny.
inourhead
Well, that's... going to be sort of challenging to have for dinner. And it has yucked the interior of the bunny pen, and their outfit. Blech.
Well, such are the dangers of experimenting on live animals with foreign magic and then taking an axe to them when it turned them into a twisted mockery of a bunny whose every waking second was agony. A yucked outfit.
inourhead
Anyway. Holly collects the meatier bunny chunks, and goes looking for a slime, because apparently those are useful for starting fires, unless she very much misunderstands. She has her wooden sword handy in case she actually needs it.
There is a slightly squished spherical green thing over there! It moves by hopping. Hop. Hop. Hop. It looks sort of like it's made of gelatin. It's likely the slime.
It does not hop alarmingly fast. It's actually pretty predictable, it sort of scrunches up before hopping. Scrunch scrunch, hop! Scrunch scrunch, hop!
inourhead
Right then.
She runs up to it while it's mid-scrunch and then stabs it firmly with her sword.
She runs up to it while it's mid-scrunch and then stabs it firmly with her sword.
It is stabbed! And knocked back a little. And now it is an angry slime! .... Scrunch scrunch scrunch, it's going to hop at you!
inourhead
She doesn't really want to touch it, so she sticks with the wooden sword method. Stab stab stab stab!
Well, it's really not very smart. It dies.
It turns out that things explode when they die here. There it goes. Slime everywhere.
It turns out that things explode when they die here. There it goes. Slime everywhere.
inourhead
Eugh! Euuuuugh.
Well, now she knows that it's not going to dissolve her skin or anything, right?
Is there... gel? In collectible Platonic solids?
Well, now she knows that it's not going to dissolve her skin or anything, right?
Is there... gel? In collectible Platonic solids?
There is gel in collectible Platonic semi-solids! It is mostly solid, but also sort of squashy. There are also two copper coins.
inourhead
...Coins. The fuck?
She collects the coins and the gelationous Platonic solids and goes back to her house to see if she can make a torch or two.
She collects the coins and the gelationous Platonic solids and goes back to her house to see if she can make a torch or two.
Yep! She can.
(The slime from the slime and the gore from the bunny cube slowly and unobtrusively fade away, like their clothes were never yucked in the first place.)
The torches are not actually hot, but they do look like they're on fire.
(The slime from the slime and the gore from the bunny cube slowly and unobtrusively fade away, like their clothes were never yucked in the first place.)
The torches are not actually hot, but they do look like they're on fire.
inourhead
The missing gore is nice.
The fact that apparently she can't cook their bunny chunks is less nice.
Well, she's recently pulled this trick.
She goes out to a tree she hasn't cubed yet. She touches it with her pinky finger, and holds a cubed but not Cubed piece of wood in her other hand, and moves all the tree's warmth into the tiny little chunk of wood, ready to toss it at a little heap of the other non-Cube cubes for kindling.
The fact that apparently she can't cook their bunny chunks is less nice.
Well, she's recently pulled this trick.
She goes out to a tree she hasn't cubed yet. She touches it with her pinky finger, and holds a cubed but not Cubed piece of wood in her other hand, and moves all the tree's warmth into the tiny little chunk of wood, ready to toss it at a little heap of the other non-Cube cubes for kindling.
That burns properly. And now there is fire!
inourhead
Yay. Ouch. She visits the bunny pen and puts the sting on her hands into a bunny, then collects her bunny chunks. She's got a skewer in her bag for just this sort of situation. Roast, bunny chunks, roast.
The bunny chunks roast just fine! Mmm, delicious warped bunny cube.
inourhead
Okay. So that's food, and she can't live exclusively on rabbit but at least it's not troported food, she's sick of troported food.
She feeds her living mice and tosses the others on the fire to burn.
She pulls up some grass that is not inside her bunny pen and tries hitting the heap of it with her axe.
She feeds her living mice and tosses the others on the fire to burn.
She pulls up some grass that is not inside her bunny pen and tries hitting the heap of it with her axe.
It does not become cubed! It just gets shredded and disappears neatly, sort of like the yuck from earlier.
inourhead
How irritating. She pulls up more grass and gets a wood cube and tries to cube some grass.
That works. There is now one magic cube of grass that can be placed!
inourhead
Ha. Excellent. Now the grass is one thing. She touches a tree and swaps their sizes.