Margaret Peregrine is a high school sophomore. Most of the time, she's either at school, at the school robotics club, at the school chess club, or doing schoolwork. Today, she's cleaning out her late great-grandmother's attic.
That's annoying. Also, she's going to have to find a way to present her eventual results to Bella in a way that will make her uninterested in trying other things with illusion sound, without explaining that she knows what things are dangerous.
"Produce an illusory voice saying "banana pancakes", at sixty decibels."
She's not at all surprised by the fact that it copies her voice, but is a little bit surprised by how her voice sounds from outside her head.
Possibly the limitations of this spell in making any indirectly specified sound is because she didn't put "knowledge" in there. But since she's been getting such polite failures, before she goes and does a whole second diagram, she's going to do one more test. She puts a glowing rock (a blue one, as it happens) on the diagram, reviews her wording notes a few more times, and says "Produce an illusory voice saying the most recent incantation used to enchant this rock, at sixty decibels."
Yessss, payoff! Possibly payoff that a non-dragon researcher would have died without getting, but instead the researcher is her and she's fine.
Margaret's going to need an audio recording setup before it'll be worth it to start in on the Tikbalang medallion, since the odds they were speaking anything she can memorize on one playback are very slim. Furthermore, all that translating, plus the occasional hours she spends doing things that aren't magic, have taken her all the way to pretty late Sunday evening. Margaret sets some music-mixing software to downloading on her laptop and watches the progress bar from her bed in her dragon fullform for a while, then turns into a human and goes to sleep.
The next morning is her meeting at the doctor's office! She brings her healing rock, her notes on it and its predecessor, and a couple copies of the latest version of the diagram, on the off chance the doctor wants to look at it.
"Just have the person touch it and it does its thing. It should work on all types of critters and also regular humans, and touching it and letting go a few times might do more than just touching it once but I haven't done enough tests to be sure."
"I've never seen it make anything worse and I'd be very surprised if it did, but it's unlikely to help much if at all with mental problems and it can't regrow missing parts, like if someone's lost a leg it just won't affect that."
"Nope. Viral, bacterial, cuts and sprains, haven't tried allergies but it should at least do some symptom relief even if it can't fix the underlying problem."
"I'm thinking a monthly fee and also you tell me whatever you find out about what it does and doesn't work on, so I can make ones that work more broadly or handle things this one can't."
"Eventually I want every critter doctor and hospital to have one, if I can make them good enough." She also wants every human doctor and hospital to have one, but that's a separate problem.
Nod nod. "How much do you think it'll make you per month, if the other doctors here decide to get one too?"
"And if it replaces a prescription you can charge whatever the prescription would have cost, maybe?"
"Competition applies to doctors as much as anyone else. My practice is the only practice treating adults in this Avalon right now, so we can collude without outright forming a cartel, but if the pediatrician or that vet broadens their practice or someone who isn't even a doctor could make two dollars a pop charging someone to touch a rock - I don't know how much you're going to charge for the rocks -"
"I don't know either. I want to do whatever gets the most people healed and doesn't get anybody in legal trouble."
"I could do that for now, and probably should, the rock isn't nearly as comprehensive as proper medical treatment. I wouldn't want to commit to doing that forever, though."
Nod. "That's why the main thing I want is the information. What it's good for, what it isn't, what things it helps with the symptoms of but doesn't fix, any effects that somebody might not want every time like if it 'fixes' the effects of exercise and makes you build muscle slowly or something. I want to learn enough to advise people better, and enough to make better versions that don't have any flaws this one might."