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Daphne is not in the relatively safe areas of her hometown or college campus, so it isn't really all that surprising when she suddenly is in a random forest instead of walking back to her car.
It's a little surprising; normally she is permitted to enter random forests of her own will. But not that much.
She starts walking, looking for whatever inane plot she will be required to participate in/thwart this time.
Eventually she sees a cottage. She makes for that--random houses in the woods are prime weird shit locales.
She knocks on the door. "Excuse me! I don't know what's going on here but I'd rather get it over with sooner rather than later so I can go home!"
imeanforever
The door opens slightly. She opens her mouth as though to say something, pauses, then says instead, "Master isn't home right now. May I invite you in until he returns?"
"Oh, so you're a minion, then? Sure, why not."
imeanforever
The minion opens the door farther. She's wearing a dress made of leaves and has wings that are also made of leaves, albeit much larger ones.
"...Are you some kind of fairy or something? It's been a while since I've encountered one of those."
imeanforever
"Yes, I'm a fairy."
As soon as the door is closed, the fairy says, "And you're a mortal and you need to go home as soon as possible, ideally before he's back. I wouldn't have invited you in but I'm under orders but I'm allowed to speak freely in the house with only a couple more specific restrictions. I don't have to chase you if you turn around and go back the way you came; can you? Was it a stable gate?"
As soon as the door is closed, the fairy says, "And you're a mortal and you need to go home as soon as possible, ideally before he's back. I wouldn't have invited you in but I'm under orders but I'm allowed to speak freely in the house with only a couple more specific restrictions. I don't have to chase you if you turn around and go back the way you came; can you? Was it a stable gate?"
"I just appeared here. I'd love to go home, but this kind of thing happens to me a lot; a weird thing happens to me and I have to deal with it. I can defeat it, even if it would narratively inappropriate, but running from it never works. So your master is evil, I'm guessing? And you're not his voluntary minion. So I have to defeat him and free you, I'm guessing."
imeanforever
"I don't entirely know what you're talking about, but if you came through a gate it ought to work both ways. If it was a tear you have a bigger problem. And if you're here when my master gets back he'll do his best to get you too."
"Then I'll just have to not get got. How does he get people?"
imeanforever
"Don't tell him your real name and don't eat anything you didn't bring with you."
"Okay. I just had lunch, so the latter shouldn't be a problem for a while, and conveniently I have a nickname I'm used to using. Hi, I'm Little Bird, what are you called?"
"A little bit. Not enough to keep me going for very long once I get hungry, but not none."
imeanforever
"I'm not allowed to tell you my name but I can eat your food. If you give me some you can rescind my orders and we can both be out of here before Yellow even gets back."
"That's convenient. Does he have any evil plots besides keeping you captive or should I consider my B-Movie plot quota filled by rescuing you and evading capture myself?"
"I don't know if he has any evil plots besides keeping vassals but probably if your reaction is 'I'm not sure what you're talking about' rather than 'yes, he's trying to summon a dark god' or something it's probably fine to leave. Ah...would you rather have a mint or a squashed chocolate?"
imeanforever
"I don't know what either of those things are and it doesn't matter as long as they're food and from the mortal world and come out of your hand."
"Alright, here." She pulls a hard object wrapped in a clear material out of her pocket and tears off the wrapping. She holds it out to Promise.
imeanforever
Promise takes it and swallows it whole. She shivers. "Say, 'I rescind all your orders'."
"I rescind all your orders."
imeanforever
"Thank you," says Promise, suddenly relaxing all over. "I'm going to pack a few things, burn this place to the ground, find someplace relatively sheltered to make you a gate, and fly away. Just a minute." She ducks into a side room of the house and comes out soon after with a bag.
"Do I even want to know what he had ordered you to do?"
imeanforever
"He wasn't as bad as my last master. I had leftover orders when Yellow bought me or I would have been long gone." Promise leads Little Bird out of the house. She looks over her shoulder and the entire structure turns into smoldering slag, collapsing on itself slowly.
"...That sounds like there's someone else who could use thwarting. Nice arson, by the way."
imeanforever
"Do not try to find my old master. I can get you a gate home. You'll be safe back in the mortal world."