Here ends the Silmarillion; and if it has passed from the high and the beautiful to darkness and ruin, that was of old the fate of Arda Marred
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"That could be because she chiplocked it."

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"Hmm, maybe - I'll try what she most recently wrote on paper -" Nope.

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"That'll be an adjacency limit then. You know Bells care a lot about our privacy, right?"

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"I wasn't going to read it, I just wanted to know if it'd work!"

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"What were you going to do with it after you checked that?"

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"I'm gonna interpolate everything -" and he tries it - "didn't think you would want a planetful of random stuff -"

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"Okay, but now I have the interpolated debris."

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"I can ask someone to wish me the power to make stuff vanish! Then I'll be like a super demon!"

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"But you don't have that yet."

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"...sorry."

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"It's okay -" She can clear the debris with a waft of purple magic - "but get in the habit of thinking about what you'll do with stuff when you make it."

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"...ask my mom or my dad if they'll wish me the power to vanish it, probably. I bet my mom will. I can promise to visit more."

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"Doesn't that seem mean, saying you'll visit if she does this for you?"

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"...why?"

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"Implies you won't if she doesn't. My mother wouldn't like it if I as good as told her she had to buy my attention."

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"I think my parents are sad I don't like being around them but they already know it's true."

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"I didn't say it'd be surprising."

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"I'll ask Boots how to say it so they don't get sad."

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Hugs. "Thank you for making me pretty much a demon."

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"You're welcome."

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And he flies off and then hop hop hop hop hop to Space, here are some Silmarils, hop to Hell, where he goes to his house and adds so so many things to it!!!! And then hop hop "Boots Boots I'm a demon!!!!"

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"Congratulations!" she says, scooping him up for a celebratory hug and then flinging him into the air for good measure, up to him if he wants to be caught or flying.

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Caught!!!!! And sent a bubbly incoherent summary of the whole trip and technically he is not a demon he has an adjacency limit but it still counts, right, he can terraform planets for them, he's so happy, everything is so good, the universe is amazing...

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"Marvelous," says Boots.

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