"We're doing fine. Go ahead, wreak."

"How soon until you turn this school upside down?"

He waves her off. 

"Enjoy the feasting." 

"We'll see," she says, and makes her way to the other table.

They seem to be having lots of fun at the other table. 

Well, some of them do.

In particular, one person seems to be enjoying this turn of events. 

Others seem more skeptical. 

"Hey Ade. Are you sitting with us too?"

"Yyyep," she says, greeting Stiles with a kiss.

Oh, is that what they do now?

He approves.

"Hello, Ade. We were just talking about you."

"I do like being talked about. What was the subject?"

"You're Beacon Hills' most eligible bachelor- and bachelorette."

"The people of Beacon Hills are California tolerant and small town clannish, it's kind of fun to watch."

"She finally admits she's just here for the documentary potential."

"Some of you are kind of fascinating." 

"Most eligible? Do elaborate."

"Well, you've made it clear that you're a woman of loose morals, looser gender, and even looser sexual orientation. You have a few fans."

"...well I'm flattered."

"Wait, I don't get a popularity boost?"

"No, actually I think they dock her points for being interested in you." 

"He's cute, smart, and funny, I'm not sure what there is to lose."

"To each their own. So, Ade, what are your plans? Joining any clubs, running for student council, volunteering, tutoring, do you like parties, do you like fashion, want to be friends?" 

"I joined the lacrosse team and did not look into other clubs yet. Don't know about student council but tentatively positive about that. Volunteering, enh, I think I prefer to do my charity by donating money. Tutoring, possible, but also enh. Parties are great, don't particularly pay attention to fashion, would love to be friends. And I think you owe me a hypothetical."

"I'm sure I don't know what you mean. I live in reality, where things are crystal clear and everyone knows where they stand. The world of hypotheticals is fun, but kind of messy." 

She shrugs. "By the way Stiles, we should talk about polyamory later."