Carlota Chelam: I am Carlota Chelam, daughter of Aroden! With my heroic powers of Organization I have slain the Badger-Lich!

Simplicio: but murder is illegal?

Normal Guyius: It's a lich.

Simplicio: so? she has followed all the laws?

Normal Guyius: It is a Vile Lich, and to strike down a Vile Lich is heroic, even if you do not know of Specific laws they have broken.

Simplicio: but she is a clever lich, who with the help of her industrious badgers has brought aid and comfort to many urchins of Westcrown! 

At this, Normal Guyius removes Simplicio's mask, revealing a Badger underneath.

Simplicio: Calamity! I did not foresee this!