"Yeah. Come back any time, Christina."

"Thank you," she says sincerely, and then she is back in Fred's man-cave. 

"Is Keturah all right?"

"I think so. Also, change of plans, I'm terraforming Mars."

"To build Heaven on Earth from scratch?"

"Yeah, Keturah was really helpful about figuring that part out. Also there have been some details I have been eliding that I should probably stop."

"Keturah's smart! You should listen to her. What details?"

"So I'm not not the second coming, per se, but I'm not the local second coming. There are multiple universes and I met someone in an interdimensional bar and she explained about bitoxiphosphene and I followed her home."

"Should we be expecting God to show up soon to smite you for trying to grab his territory?"

"I have thus far encountered no evidence to suggest this to be the case."

"Probably worth checking if the world is actually six thousand years old, then."

"That seems really unlikely. Mine sure isn't."

"Well, I'm not sure how else to check for a deity, but if we're assuming people in your world evolved therefore people in our world must have evolved, then we should probably assume that your world has a deity so our world also has a deity."

"Oh god the Mormons were right."

"What?"

"There are a bunch of different gods even though there's only one god of Earth! --I guess I don't know if we become gods if we're sufficiently Mormon."

"...I don't know of any methods by which normal humans might become gods and I don't expect that if there were they would involve Mormonism in particular."

"Damn, I was looking forward to having my own planet."

"It'd be per universe and not per planet anyway. At least if it works like mine. I...haven't...actually found a native God. But, you know, people have been failing to find proof of God for millenia, soooo..."

"We can assume no god for now and complain loudly about bitoxiphosphene if one turns out to actually exist."

"The bitoxiphosphene thing is bizarre, honestly, as far as I can tell it just doesn't exist in my world."

"Good for your world! It's a horrible substance."

"I guess we could have had it and it got dealt with, I wouldn't necessarily know. I didn't know about the nuclear net until pretty recently."

"Nuclear net?"

"Oh, this one vampire decided that a nuclear holocaust would be inconvenient, so he enchanted the entire planet so nuclear bombs would just fail to work."