In between worlds, there is a bar.
In the bar, at the moment, there is a woman sitting at a table. She's scribbling in a notebook. Extant phrases include "abortion=surrogacy?" and "add sterile mosquitos to malarial areas"
Even after everything, Christmas is Rose's favorite time of year.
Humming Hark the Herald Angels Sing to herself, she opens the front door to put up a wreath.
Her front door does not open up into her yard. It opens up into a bar.
Hesitantly, Rose enters, vaguely wondering if this is going to be some kind of Christmas miracle where they prove that the entire world would be worse off if she had never been born.
Rose can't help but look at what the woman is writing. She seems to be brainstorming for some sort of unusual altruism program? Maybe one where they adopt the Cascadian model of paying people not to have abortions.
"Uh, hello," Rose says. "My front yard seems to have turned into a bar."
She's talking to the Antichrist.
Her front door opened into a bar and now she's talking to the Antichrist.
Rose wishes she had paid better attention to Revelation. In her defense, she hadn't exactly expected it to be a practical issue in her life.
But... it would be strange, wouldn't it, if the Antichrist were taking notes about how to get rid of malaria. By their fruits you will know them. A demon, or an insane human, could claim to be God, but they wouldn't be able to act like God, because God is love and no mortal could be perfectly loving.
"I won't worship you yet," she says, "although I suspect I might regret it."
"...There's a reason people are born and grow up on earth, instead of everyone just being in Heaven from the beginning. It's not...bad, being in Heaven, even as a child, but it's certainly not wrong to want your children to be with you, on Earth. Children should be with their parents."
She closes her eyes and breathes deeply for a moment. "God is...bigger than the human brain can comprehend, but...free will is important. God--nudges things, sometimes, but ultimately...your babies didn't die because God wanted them too. They died because of human action. I'm sorry. It's easier to believe that your suffering has purpose."
"Can you leave the bar and come to the hospital right now?"
Christ could heal at a distance, and if Rose had faith, she would ask for that. But it is sinful to believe an insane human is Christ, and even the centurion hadn't asked Christ to heal his pais without knowing that Christ had done a lot of other healing first, and Doubting Thomas was forgiven.
By their fruits you shall know them.
Rose had planned to stay wary, if a miracle had occurred. To consider whether this Christ's behavior matched that of the previously known Christ, to judge whether she was wise and loving, to remain aware of the possibility that this was Satan in beautiful guise.
Alexander nuzzles his head against his mother's breast and falls gently asleep.
"You are the Messiah, the Daughter of the living God."
Rose is pretty sure it is not fine to question God! But okay!
She returns to cooing at her baby. She feels a creeping anxiety about the time-- her husband will be home soon, and he doesn't like it when she's not at home when he is-- and then feels anxious about worrying about her husband when she is obeying the literal Risen Christ. You aren't supposed to care more about your husband's opinion of you than you are about Christ's.
As she worries, three or four infertile women, a reporter, and a cameraman file into the room.
She glances at the women, considers the frankly horrifying states of their reproductive systems, spends about twenty seconds considering how to handle this while also cuddling miscellaneous babies who need healing, then smiles at the women, nods, decides she really can't excuse delaying Improved Baby-Saving just so she can cuddle more babies, and spreads her hands, fixes the rest of the babies in the room, hums a note for a few seconds, then vanishes to the next-closest hospital's NICU.
The cameraman got all this on film!
Rose checks out of the hospital with her baby; it takes a while because of all the other no-longer-sick babies who need to be checked out too. When she returns home, her husband is too delighted by the healed baby to be angry at her about leaving the house, particularly once Rose turns on the television to verify her claims that the Second Coming had happened and Rose had personally been the first person to meet Christ.
That evening, Rose writes down everything she can remember about Christina in a Word document, then prints out several copies and puts them in various safe places. This weekend she will go out to buy archival paper. When the Newest Testament is written, she will be able to provide accurate information.
That night, Alexander doesn't sleep. Rose walks with him all night, singing a lullaby and nursing him. Rose's husband screams at her to "shut that baby up", but Rose forgives him; it is only the effects of sleep deprivation.
A few days later, the television shows Christina, in a pretty little small-town church. She is cradling a dead baby with visible deformations in front of a baptismal font, and then she dunks her and she comes out perfectly healthy and wailing, and then she hands the baby off to her parents, who are crying with joy, waves at the camera, and disappears.
A few days after that, she starts doing the rounds in Mexico. Her healing has accelerated to the point where she only needs a few minutes in a city to cover all the hospitals in it.
A few days after that, she has finished her first pass of Mexico, and there is a knock on Rose's door.
"Hi!" Christina says when Rose opens the door. "I've got almost all of the bitoxiphosphene out of the atmosphere, and it occurred to me that I should probably know more about this world's sociopolitical climate so I can head off any holy wars or claiming that I support things I don't at the pass, and you seemed like a good person to ask."
Rose tries to think about what is illegal in Gilead and not illegal in Canada or Cascadia.
"You can't divorce except for a handful of reasons. Converting people to paganism or atheism or Satanism or Islam is illegal. Paid surrogacy is illegal for people under the age of 21, but unpaid surrogacy is strongly encouraged. Paid adoption is illegal. Abortion is illegal. Contraception is illegal but that's not religious, that's just practical because humanity is going extinct. Pornography is illegal. Lots and lots of stuff is illegal for people under the age of 18 to view, like nudes in art and apologetics literature that explains what other religions believe too much. Jews have a whole bunch of laws, I don't know all of them--"
"Judaism and Islam are completely fine. Atheism and Paganism and Satanism are factually wrong but trying to prevent them through exercise of earthly power is a bad idea. Most of the fertility stuff is a low priority since I'm fixing the root of that anyway. Pornography is I guess not uncomplicatedly fine but unless it's live-action stuff that involves coercion of actors it's basically fine. Preventing minors from seeing Michelangelo's David seems a bit silly. What are the handful of reasons for divorce?"
"Reasons for divorce are adultery, your partner committed a felony, addiction, physical or sexual abuse, or two years' separation. --To be clear, none of the laws about Judaism are anti-Semitic! The Commanders consulted extensively with rabbis in drawing up the laws that apply to Jewish people. They're not allowed to buy pork, that sort of thing."
"If they catch you having gay sex, you can go to prison. First-time offenders are usually sentenced to go to an institution that treats SSA, same as minor drug offenders. If they know a website is used to get gay people to have sex with each other, they'll arrest you. It's not illegal to experience SSA, of course, and if you're monogamous and don't flaunt it you can usually get away with it."
"Oh, at that point it was mostly just condemned in the surrounding cultures and they wanted to promote Christianity as Super Moral. The real trouble started when a Roman Emperor started a cult for his dead boyfriend and that cult got into conflicts with the early Church."
"I-- people have been tortured, you know. In SSA-treatment institutions. It's not common but it happens, especially when they're treating adolescents or involuntary patients. People have married people they don't love and aren't attracted to because it's the only way they could have kids. People have been alone for their entire lives. It seems like you could have conveyed the message that being gay is okay in some way that worked better."
"Canada is a lot like Old America? They're really secular and they don't let teenage girls be surrogates or have paid adoptions and they have a ton of surrogacy regulations. It's all to protect women's rights"-- this said in a somewhat derisive tone-- "but their birth rate is ridiculously low. Cascadia is weird. They're sort of... paranoid hippies who are really into teenagers having rights? They encourage teenage girls to raise babies, have enough nukes to turn every inch of North America into radioactive sludge, eat their pets, and keep talking about legalizing polygamy."
"I...don't approve of nuclear weapons...and some context on eating their pets is going to be necessary...but given what you've told me about bitoxiphosphene teenage girls raising babies sounds like the least bad solution and teenagers having rights is a good thing and legalizing polygamy is fine as long as it's a reasonably egalitarian form of polygamy. Canada sounds like their life choices would have been really bad if I hadn't shown up but I did."
"We shouldn't have. There-- was a lot of chaos after the coup, I don't know if it was the decision people would have made if it had been less chaotic, maybe it makes more sense if you have access to confidential information that I don't, but-- as far as I can tell they just did it because they were afraid people would become atheists and have deviant sex. And that happened anyway and a million people died." She pauses. "You should heal the Cascadians who have radiation sickness. I-- I don't know what it will do politically, it might piss off high-ranking Gileadites you need, but. It's the right thing to do."
"If God created humanity, then all races are equally endowed with a common human nature. You wouldn't expect different races to have different psychology. If humanity evolved, then some races are probably smarter or stronger or even more moral than other races, because that's how evolution works-- there are different populations where different traits are more or less common, and sometimes they speciate. So evolutionists explain the fact that black people in the US have worse outcomes than white people by saying they're actually just worse people."
"Huh. That's bizarre. Evolution is real but none of the subsets of humanity have meaningfully genetically diverged, the reason black people have worse outcomes is because even if there's no institutional bias against them any more--which might be true here, I don't know--they're still descended from people who had nothing, and nobody came in and said, 'hey, sorry about the slavery thing, let's give you all nice things until you're on par with people not descended from slaves.'"
"Nonfunctional intermediates are often surprisingly functional! Like, with eyes, even a few slightly photoreceptive cells are a huge advantage over total blindness, and then other structures accrue around the proto-eyes once there are enough photoreceptive cells for assistant structures to be a better mutation than More Photoreceptors. And flagella could have started out as little bumps on the surface of a cell, which might or might not serve any purpose but probably wouldn't be selected against, and then if you got any control over the bumps whatsoever you could use them to move a little, which is an advantage over not that, and then the bumps keep getting bigger. Intermediate stages in wings are often used for gliding, like with the flying squirrel, and kick off from structures which were used for something else."
"God can't actually see the future. Humanity happened by accident, and God had to give up a chunk of her ability to affect Earth-as-opposed-to-Heaven in order to create a self-perpetuating system of souls so that humanity wouldn't just stop existing on the death of our bodies."
Everything is terrible! Christ has chosen her as her first disciple, and everything she ever knew about Him (Her?) was wrong, and none of the temptations she's good at resisting are sinful but all the temptations she's bad at resisting still are, and she's pretty sure God wants her to divorce her husband, and Rose is pretty sure that good disciples do not respond to miraculous healings by occasionally wishing that it had never happened so that the baby would be dead and thus incapable of crying.
But it's okay. Everything is okay. She feels like she's LARPing and her sense of self is floating six inches above her head and she is fine.
When Christina leaves she will methodically throw every one of her coffee cups against the wall in order to listen to them break but right now it's okay. She's fine. Fine.
She sips from her cup of tea. It's cold because she abandoned it for two hours.
"Have you looked at what people are writing about you?"
Christina will read the following information:
At least a dozen millennialist cults have formed, with levels of extremism ranging from "sit in a room talking about how Christina wants us to vote for liberal political parties" to "about a week away from murder-suicide."
Crowds have started thronging various churches in Canada, Cascadia, Australia, and Europe.
China is censoring all information about the Second Coming. Chinese diplomats have stated that they believe Christina to be a fake by Gilead.
Various non-Gileadite Protestant churches have taken credit for Christina (evangelicals), declared Christina to be the Antichrist (weird fundamentalists), or stayed awkwardly silent (mainline denominations).
The Pope has not made any official statement about what Catholics should believe about Christina. Catholic commentators generally seem to agree that she's the Virgin Mary, with strong minorities advocating for various saints. A handful of Catholics think she's the Antichrist.
The Gilead government has announced that she agrees with Gilead completely in every particular, which is why she started healing people in their country. Church attendance has spiked. The Eyes have done major arrests of homosexuals, heretics, and atheists in order to clean house for Christina.
Jews everywhere are really pissed off that Christianity is right.
The Lilite Satanist spokesenby says that it is too little, too late, but that they support God going through an appropriate redemption process.
The Gileadite Google News does not really understand that religions other than Christianity, Judaism, and Satanism exist or that people might be interested in their responses to what's going on.
One Commander she might be interested in is Fred Waterford, a thoroughgoing hypocrite. He runs housing and urban development more-or-less incompetently, has a secret safe full of illegal science fiction, and had one dead baby and three miscarriages. His wife is significantly smarter and harder-working than he is and the only reason he has any political power whatsoever. She submits to him with the intensity of a frustrated CEO forced to spend all her time folding laundry and organizing the church bake sale. He cheats on her with a desultory fashion but really wishes she would be able to write again.
"Why is everyone's first impulse 'lie to God?' At least the other guy was actually doing something objectionable. I wasn't being sarcastic, I decided it would be convenient to have a Commander publicly on my team and picked you because you have a dead baby I can resurrect on television and you have good taste in books."
"Yeah, suddenly showing up has that effect on people. Anyway, the Gileadite government is in fact wrong about a whole lot of stuff. Sooooo much stuff. I'm going to go on TV and resurrect a bunch of babies and explain stuff the Gileadite government is wrong about, and I can protect you from the Eyes afterwards. Also, you should stop cheating on your wife, the books are fine but adultery is in fact bad."
"Not especially, but you seem like a mostly okay dude. And also I'm about to declare a lot of supposedly sexually immoral things fine, so it seemed worth clarifying that having sex with someone not your spouse without said spouse's knowledge or consent was still not fine."
"Okay, but you understand that if you get on TV and say 'actually, God is fine with gay sex and screwing fourteen-year-olds, complementarianism is a lie, free speech is good' or whatever, there will be riots. People will die. Some of the people rioting will be in the military and they will come here and shoot us and take over the government and last time that happened we nuked Cascadia."
"I hope you can understand that from the outside it is not remotely obvious that having consensual sex with fourteen-year-olds is worse than cheating on your spouse, and we Gileadites have clearly been functioning on an outdated version of the commandments so we have very wrong preconceptions about what you do and don't approve of."
"Not actually what I was going for. I suggest contacting a government you like in North America, which sounds like it would probably be Canada, and arranging for a peaceful transfer of power. Present it in the press conference as a fait accompli. Complete amnesty for lower-level members of the Republic of Gilead, higher-level members get prison sentences or maybe house arrest, most governmental functions shall continue as normal but Canadian laws will apply, special elections will be held at thus-and-such a time, you will distribute pamphlets to every pastor explaining correct Biblical interpretation."
"I don't think it would make that big a difference, You just seemed pretty down on sex with fourteen-year-olds. I think it depends on what policies You prefer. Cascadia tends to grant teenagers more rights, it's slightly more sexually liberal in general, it's easier to buy drugs there, they have stronger gun rights, they're kinder to animals, they're bizarrely anti-city, they spend a ton of money on their military but are generally pretty pacifist, they're the only country I know of where having open borders is a political third rail, they have forecasters which is admittedly a fascinating method of government..."
"The problem with the Cascadian model is that, if it's common and socially acceptable for teenagers to raise infants or be their family's primary breadwinner, it's really hard to justify legally limiting their other choices, especially once you started giving a bunch of them the right to vote. For what it's worth, I think it's genuinely very rare for a fourteen-year-old to date someone much older than twenty, teenagers are just not very interested in people twice their age. Canada was wiping itself out because it values women's rights and wants to protect teenagers from making choices that they are quite likely to regret, both of which seem to be things You value."
"I will arrange a meeting with the other Commanders. One thing worth thinking about is how You'd like to respond to Cascadia and Mexico, both of which also institutionally do things You disapprove of. For Mexico, You can talk to the Pope, it will no doubt go as the Pope does. Cascadia will have to be handled delicately. Your soft power is limited, because they have no reason to like or trust religion. And Cascadia's #1 priority as a country for the last twenty years has been making sure that we cannot use hard power on them. If You try, the entire continent will become radioactive slag."
"An Ask Me Anything. My basic thought is to get You in front of the TV cameras, have You do some miracles, make You answer some non-controversial questions which traditionally for some reason include whether you'd rather fight a hundred duck-size horses or one horse-size duck, maybe have You say some noncontroversial things about peace and love and charity towards the poor, and then You can level up faster and save everyone's babies."
"Language is hard," says Keturah, cheerfully. She motions her visitor inside. It's not very large, but it's cozy, with a sparsely decorated little Christmas tree in the corner. "I was only making food for me today, but if you want you can have some, I'm making enough for leftovers."
"So multiple universes exist and I am the second coming in a different universe, and I found Milliways, which is this bar that steals doors in different universes, like you're opening some random door and it leads there instead of where you were going, and while I was there someone came in who was from here, and she explained bitoxiphosphene and I agreed that this was an ongoing humanitarian crisis that my powers were likely to be good at solving, and then once I was here I discovered all of the sociopolitical nonsense, and it turns out that doing right by everyone is hard."
"That's not a bad way of putting it. But I've been resurrecting babies on television so that people will listen to me and some people have decided to create murder-suicide cults over this and also people might listen to an alien deity thing less so I've been...eliding over details some."
"This is a different genre than the one I thought we were in, but hey, it was the second thing on my list and I've read more of these anyway. So. I assume you have some kind of big council of advisors somewhere which is advising you on your geopolitical game plan, so I'll, uh, try not to mess up whatever you're doing there? Unless you're trying to institute a different ill-conceived theocracy, I guess, because I feel like that could have some problems, given the last one."
So Keturah gives her a hug. A good, long, supportive one.
"I don't think you've made any terrible missteps yet, anyway. People like healthy babies, and you haven't made any sweeping theological revelations yet, so you've thus far avoided the 'antichrist appears and leads the masses to hell' class of error, in addition to keeping your options open."
Gosh what a good hug.
"I can't just...leave things as they are, though. I mean, people are doing things because of me, and a lot of them are bad things, and even if not that, uh, this is still the kind of country that regularly forcibly impregnates people and then steals the babies. I can't just let that keep happening."
"This is I guess a sensible goal for some other universe's savior to have. - wow that's going to have all sorts of weird theological implications once people sit down and examine them. But, uh, I think it's a little on the vague side, as policy proposals go? You may want to try adding some bullet points."
"Well, I guess it's not really implementable in full--like, Heaven, at least my Heaven, really doesn't have a...geography? Things have...connections, more than locations. So everything is near the things it's convenient for them to be near and people don't have to interact with people they don't want to."
"- well, I think sometimes because they don't know how to not, because they want to do the right thing but there are lots of competing concerns and it's hard to juggle all of them correctly all the time? And I think sometimes because, like - I don't know how much of this world's theology your council of two has informed you of, but we're all, you know, fallen. No longer in sync with the game plan. We chose knowledge and power over being... simple enough, I guess, to only ever do the right thing. And so now we know what our options are, but we don't always have the strength to pick the right ones. Because, um, being good in a world where lots of other stuff isn't is hard, and it gets you hurt, and we're not really as constant as God is? So - it's bound to be hard, starting from sin and pride and selfishness and pain, to become someone who can take all that and only ever dish out love."
She pauses. "I, uh, I'm not like a theologian? I'm like the opposite of a theologian. So that may or may not have made sense."
...She smiles. "People are pretty much people wherever you go. I--the Garden of Eden didn't literally happen, in my world, there was no actual physical Snake and Apple, but people are pretty much the same. All you can do is try to line them up so they don't make too much of a mess when they fall over. Because people do. Everyone does, even me."
"Yeah. Maybe the answer is to go on television, resurrect some more babies, and then come absolutely clean about everything, and then announce that whether or not I'm backed by any kind of divinity I'm not planning to tolerate people being cruel in my name, or for any other reason I can prevent."
"So kind of a might for right deal? I - think I like the concept when Camelot does it. But I think Camelot was less divided on what 'right' was than we are, and it also had that thing where all the key players killed each other off or were forced to become nuns at the end. At least in the movie. I, uh, the point is I don't know how stable or sustainable even benevolent fallible absolute rulers are, especially you don't first win over the people who have to live with them."
"Well. I am given to understand that getting people to actually reliably knock it off requires something akin to a state monopoly on violence, plus lots and lots of logistical stuff for figuring out which things people are doing and how they can be made to stop without breaking other parts of the system."
She considers. She takes a moment to breathe deeply and reflect on how insane the current situation is.
" - so I've never been a super powerful godlike Star Trek alien before, and you should take all of my suggestions with a grain of salt? But - if I were gonna nonviolently transition to something really good, and try not to stomp on truth, justice, and the American Way in the process, I'd - I'd wanna know if I could terraform Mars?"
"'Cause if you could terraform Mars then you get all this obviously bitoxiphosphene-free real estate that doesn't have an existing government to destabilize, and if you can teleport more people than just you, then you can get people out to your, uh, whatever you're running on Mars, and countries whose people have another attractive option have a lot less obvious power when you're trying to discuss what they should or should not within their own borders. And, uh, then you can take it from there without being totally dependent on existing deeply sketchy infrastructure. And you can accept as many refugees as you want, medium-term."
"Babies dying horribly is pretty much the worst thing. Ugh, not looking forward to figuring out how to actually administer a country, though." She sighs. "Governments do lots of stuff besides having a state monopoly on violence, and roads and other infrastructure is mostly not that big a deal for me in particular but that still leaves, like, a bunch." Another sigh. "Suck it up, Christina, knowing what you have to do next is a hard thing is way better than having no clue what to do next."
"I feel like that's actually a sort of a complicated set of beliefs that the vast majority of people throughout human history have not come to," says Keturah, diplomatically. "Um, but he's like, not entirely grossly incompetent, and he knows about housing? And if you collect an advisory council that consists entirely of random housewives then they will probably not be so good on the 'not grossly incompetent at housing policy' front."
"I mean even if you don't think being gay is fine it seems like an obviously different category of not-fine than the other two. Self-debasement seems like a different category than harming others. But I take your point. I suppose he's a better place to start than, well, any other idea I have right now."
"I don't think all instances of adultery and statutory rape are more obviously harmful to others than homosexuality is. But this seems like a thing the Earth theologians and the Martian theologians can debate later, when the Earth theologians are in better shape and the Martian theologians exist. Do you, uh, need anything else?"
"...Do you want to continue being married to him? Take this as an entirely academic question if you have moral objections to divorce, it's just, you know, you didn't get married under the most romantic circumstances and my guess is that most people-who-make-that-kind-of-decision would be swayed by the part where he's apparently a Satanist. And no one's going to attempt to forcibly impregnate you on Mars."
"Well you can't make someone marry someone, right? Like, if someone holds a gun to your head then it isn't a real marriage even if you have all the paperwork on file, and the same holds if you're a handmaid with religious objections to being same and if you don't get married then you're going to be sent to prison and be forcibly impregnated there. Plus there are, uh, things with lack of form and disparity of cult and all, and also I think if you marry someone without telling them that you're actually a spy for a foreign power then that might not be valid. So the not being validly married is really overdetermined, at this point."
Okay.
Got to get this right.
You only get one chance to make a first impression.
"People of Earth," she says, her voice suitably regal, her face perfectly composed. "My name is Christina Theodora. Over the past weeks, I have made myself known to you in deed. Today I come to make myself known to you in word. To explain my true nature, who and what I am."