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In between worlds, there is a bar.
In the bar, at the moment, there is a woman sitting at a table. She's scribbling in a notebook. Extant phrases include "abortion=surrogacy?" and "add sterile mosquitos to malarial areas"
the Second Coming comes to Gilead
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the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"Well, for what it's worth, you were talking more like--in my experience--a Jesuit than any kind of near-Gileadite Protestant I've ever encountered, so."
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"We'll see! And with any luck you will soon have more access to Catholic resources."
whosoever-believeth
"That would be cool of the aliens. Helps with the avoiding religious imperialism, and all."
whosoever-believeth
"I think you're doing OK on that front so far. Most of the godlike Star Trek aliens were much harder to reason with."
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"Q was an obnoxious twit and I hold myself to far higher standards than 'better than him'."
whosoever-believeth
"Oh I wasn't even thinking of him! Like, in TOS the Metrons were all - uh, you know what, we shouldn't have this discussion right now, you have babies to save and planets to terraform and housing to develop."
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"It's good to take a breather every now and then, but good point, I should probably be going."
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"Thank you," she says sincerely, and then she is back in Fred's man-cave.
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"Yeah, Keturah was really helpful about figuring that part out. Also there have been some details I have been eliding that I should probably stop."
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"So I'm not not the second coming, per se, but I'm not the local second coming. There are multiple universes and I met someone in an interdimensional bar and she explained about bitoxiphosphene and I followed her home."
a-few-compensations
"Should we be expecting God to show up soon to smite you for trying to grab his territory?"
the-profoundest-act-of-worship
"I have thus far encountered no evidence to suggest this to be the case."
a-few-compensations
"Probably worth checking if the world is actually six thousand years old, then."
a-few-compensations
"Well, I'm not sure how else to check for a deity, but if we're assuming people in your world evolved therefore people in our world must have evolved, then we should probably assume that your world has a deity so our world also has a deity."