"I'm getting the rest of you now," he mentions when all the babies are in the air. "How many are there in total? If it's more than about five hundred I'm going to have to go fetch more miracles partway through, otherwise I can stay until I'm done."
Batch of five, batch of five, batch of five...
"My name's Lazarus, by the way, what's yours?"
"Well. Hi. I'm about halfway through now, I think. No one's going to complain about this afterward, are they? I suppose I could have asked everyone first, but I'm not very aquatic, and if the state of continued shrenness has any advantages I certainly can't detect them..."
"Not really," he says. "It just seemed like the obvious thing to do once I found out I could. If you have an irrepressible urge to do me favours anyway, I suppose I won't stop you, but I can't think of anything I particularly want. Oh, and there are other people at the other three houses already doing the same thing, in case you were worried about them."
"Yes! Barring some kind of terrible catastrophe where everyone involved dies, but that is extremely unlikely," he says. "And I suppose there might be a problem in - hmm - what's the usual dragon lifespan?"
"I wonder if I can do something about that," he muses. "If I can't, there might be a miracle shortage in a few thousand years."
"The kind of magic that miracles are made of comes from my world, but it is extremely difficult to make it in large enough units to miracle with - specifically, it is extremely painful to do that. So of course shrens and ex-shrens are much better at it than any of the people from my world who can. But that's only because of how you grew up, so when the last person who was a shren for the first twenty years of their life dies of old age, there won't be anyone left who can do it that easily. So I guess I should try to figure out why dragons die of old age, because I suspect it is a magic thing and I am very good at figuring out magic things."
"Hmm. And I suppose if you stockpiled it the right way, then after you ran out of miracles the next few shrens to grow up like that could get the magic to make more... but I'm sure there are still plenty of dragons who would rather not die of old age if they can help it, and it would be nice if there didn't have to be periodic gaps in miracle coverage."
"You're welcome!" he says cheerfully. "And none of you can catch shrenness again now. Not that I expect that to be much of a hazard after today."
Lazarus peers at the crystal some more. "Hmm. Well, all right then. They won't mind if I call them?"