...for they've got enough on their plate, seriously
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"Well. Not checking on him for ten years seems like a bad plan and if I won't make anything worse..."

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"Yeah. Probably a good idea." 

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"Any other insights I should bring with me?"

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"Something to stab him with?" He sighs. "I don't have anything else, and I think about it constantly."

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"Constantly? I feel like you could improve on that by going and feedback-looping and that's not even productive."

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"It's like when I learned destiny says I'm a mass murderer. Makes me second-guess everything. People smile at me in the hallways and I calculate whether, if I ordered them to drag my husband to me -"

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"You've got a lot of very generic credit accumulated."

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"Exactly. And suddenly instead of being a source of pride and reassurance and a resource to use to give you a planet for a birthday present, it's -"

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"- yeah." Sigh. "Well, if it's any consolation if you told me to drag Findekáno anywhere I would ask him if this was some new and exciting manifestation of a kink thing of which I had not been apprised and even if he said it was I would tell you that you must have me confused with someone who can in fact drag people places."

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"I would ask you for a golem that did what I said, and I'd have a perfectly reasonable justification for wanting it."

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"Well, in my current state I wouldn't wake you a fresh one and you'd need a really compelling excuse to deactivate the standard safeties, but yeah, that you could probably get."

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"Or ask Lári so I wouldn't need a separate golem if I wanted you - you're right, this is less productive than literally anything else I could be doing -"

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"Yep. Go do something else and I'll go meet your evil alt."

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He does that.

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And Kib makes a few hops. He brings a Charp; he can teleport but that only helps if he notices someone's hostile.

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The evil Noldorin empire didn't get much demonic help rebuilding after their war, and so the construction is underway the old-fashioned way. There's a palace. It's very pretty, if a little more inhospitable and symmetric and full of uniformed guards than is typical of Elven palaces.

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Is this a good time to see the King or should he come back later?

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The King will see him. The King will dismiss his servants and raise an eyebrow at the Charp and sit down. "I take it you are another alternate universe of Cam and Loki and Bella."

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"Oh, I thought my disguise was brilliant. This isn't time-sensitive, incidentally, I can come back if it's a bad time to talk."

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"It isn't, particularly. Something to eat?"

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"No thanks."

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He opens a box of chocolates and eats one, contemplatively. 

 

 

"Can I help you, or is this a social call?"

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"Both? Neither? Everybody is very confused about you and it would be better if we were less confused but I don't have an agenda written up for how to make progress on that."

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"I have several, but they're all rather constrained by not knowing when you'll next drop by or who you'll kidnap when you do."

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"Interdimensional communication is actually not a well-solved problem even for people we routinely want to catch up with. I do not have plans to kidnap anyone today."

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