Mercantilia: I am Mercantilia, the honest merchant honestly selling Evil Goods. 

    Razmir: I am Razmir, the Wizard King of Razmirland. 

    Mercantilia: I take my ship to Razmirland to buy and sell, for they say the Great Wizard is Evil but Lawful. His Law surely makes a Stable and Orderly place to trade. 

    Razmir: One would think that, yet Learned Travelers say my rule is Incompetent and Unstable despite my Law and Evil. 

    Mercantilia: So you have these Learned Travelers buried alive?

    Razmir: No, they have Freedom of the Pen. Which means I roll a Die and only bury them alive if it shows a one. 

    Mercantilia: Truly a most Lawful ruler! This is why I choose to dock my ships full of Skeletal Sugar here. 

    Razmir: I decree that, upon Next Week, all Skeletal Sugar is to be banned in Razmirland. Not because it is Evil, but out of jealousy towards the Geb of Gebland. Learned Travelers say his Skeletons are wiser than my Wizards so I will attack his Economy. 

    Mercantilia: I must send my ships full of Skeletal Sugar away before the ban. I am glad the Wizard King, in all his Lawfulness, gave Honest Merchants this warning. 

    Razmir: I have closed the ports due to Heavy Rain. You cannot send out your ships. 

    Mercantilia: Are you not a Great Wizard. Can you not use the Weather Spell?

    Razmir: I did use the Weather Spell. To make the Heavy Rain. So you cannot send away your Skeletal Sugar before the ban. 

    Mercantilia: Why did you not just declare sugar illegal a week earlier and keep the ports open? 

    Razmir: It would be unfair to merchants selling things I don't want to ban.