They're on lunch break, actually.

"I shall satirize lunch! No, I shall eat lunch. No time to eat lunch. I will turn my attention to the streets."

Vile Scribe remembers there's something he's still mad about, from a few days ago... can't let them get away with it.

Behold the JUstice of Mendev

Vigilantio: I am Vigilantio, a member of the Mendev Lay Inquisition, who have no authority to patrol the streets fighting enemies of Iomedae, but decided to do so anyway.

Guardati: I am Guardati, an officer of the City Watch in the country of Mendev, the most Iomedaean country unless you are counting Lastwall, the place Iomedae actually likes. 

Vigilantio: I am the most Lawful Good. The Lay Inquisition works for Iomedae and she only didn't Select any of us because she is too poor to.

Guardati: I am the most Lawful Good. The City Watch works for the Lawful Good Queen and she only has to Behead a few members each week. 

Vigilantio: I defend the city from Fearsome Foes. Behold, I throw Tiny Lawyers into the Raging River. I have saved Mendev from the Evil of Fair Trials. 

Guardati: I defend the city from Fearsome Foes. Behold, I throw Random Shelynites into Dismal Dungeons. I have saved Mendec from the Evil of Art Classes. 

Vigilantio: I obey special instructions from Iomedae and refrain from Random Murder in favor of Random Beatings.

Guardati: I obey special instructions from the Queen and return Certain Important Prisoners without Obvious Markings of attack.

Vigilantio: I have sworn an Oath of Celibacy because I hear Iomedae is into That Sort of Thing.

Guardati: I have sworn the Reverse Oath, for the sake of all Women in the city whose husbands are Conscripted to the Worldwound.

Vigilantio: I ransack homes and Donate the proceeds to the Church of Holy Iomedae.

Guardati: I ransack homes and Donate the proceeds to the Church of Holy Cayden. Hic.

Vigilanto: Your works impress me, I admit that you are the most Lawful Good.

Guardiati: Nonsense, your works are greater. I admit that your works are the most Lawful Good.

Vigilanto + Guardati: What would the city do without us?

Only two volunteers are brave enough to take this one to the copiers. The streets are still being patrolled, after all. The rest find something else to do. Howabout a supply run to another cafe to get honey for the coffee, and maybe a bite of something.

"Only if it can be eaten while scribing. Freedom of the Pen is close to an end, while Freedom of Lunch will survive to tomorrow."

"You can take a lunch break, the pamphlets will be better if you keep your edge."

"The Vile Scribe requires neither food nor sleep. Coffee. Ink. News of the convention."

They're right. He just realized that the one about sortitons leaving should have been Behold the Democracy of Nexland. He already had Arcanatri as his designated stand-in great wizard. How did he forget Arcanatri and end up using Galtonius. What if he keeps making mistakes? What if he messes up on Principles of the Vile Scribe, when he gets to that one. 

No. Galtonius was on purpose. Because it isn't about wizardry it's about democracy and radical ideas. But the next one should be on the other side of the democracy question, keep them guessing. Hopefully the convention does something soon that makes the ideals of galtan republicanism look bad.