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"New Dover?"

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"That's what we're calling our little town. Dover was a coastal town in England, which had spectacular cliffs nearby and a river running through it. It feels good to bring a name from home along, even if it's just a name, you know?"

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"I can imagine why that'd be. Did you have a lot of humans there?"

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"...Yes." He sighs and rubs his forehead. "And they're all dead now. Or most of them. The great frost saw to that."

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"What was their life expectancy?"

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"...What? Their life expectancy? In the icy cold, starving, freezing to death? Days! Hours!"

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"I mean before that. When you had a lot of humans and a lot of chances to study human health and see what worked best."

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"Hmph. I'm also not a doctor."

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"It's important to know these things! Do you at least know how I can find out what your society knew about human health?"

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"You can go ask the ever-loving Order of Mercy blokes who came along with us." Sigh. "Or- Well, fine. I'm just... Mourning. Everything. I'd say... If you live to see your twentieth year, odds are good you'll live to see your sixtieth, and decent for your sixty-fifth."

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"Depending on what you mean by 'good' and 'decent' odds that sounds worse than Har. Maybe I'll just start some experiments. Valanda'll get mad if I use slaves so... how much would it cost to be part of an experiment to see what makes humans live longer?"

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"That depends on the methodology and the conditions being tested. Oh, I do remember hearing that not having enough food young in life, as was common, and neglecting to eat certain sorts of food, is a contributor towards all sorts of maladies... Perhaps you should read a medical textbook."

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"I have one I'm reading now! But I'm not satisfied. I won't be satisfied until humans live to be ninety-six regularly."

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"Perhaps you should speak to the Order of Mercy. They're doctors and nurses all. And we were having an age of progress and understanding, before the frost, they might be able to help. I still can't tell you if I would be willing to have medical experiments done to me without knowing what they would be."

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"I'd probably get a lot of humans, divide them into groups randomly, tell each group to eat a different amount of this or that or something, then count the number in each group who live past seventy-two. How will I recognize the Order of Mercy?"

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"Experimentation is the core of science. Though understanding must be the goal, understanding the biological processes that drive it... Ask our people and they'll point you to the Order of Mercy. If someone is taking care of a baby, they probably are with the Order. The leader is called Christopher."

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"Thanks."

He goes looking for babies.

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There aren't any in Milliways!

"Oh, and you might be able to buy more medical textbooks here. Bar sells everything, apparently."

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Someone should have led with that.

"Thanks! Who's Bar?"

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"Bar is the bar! She talks with napkins. Very strange. At this point I'm just rolling with it."

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A napkin appears on the bartop surface nearest him. It says,

Hello. Welcome to Milliways. The first drink is free if you would like one.

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"I would like a medical textbook from a society where the human life expectancy is ninety-six or older."

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I have access to many worlds with societies where the human life expectancy is ninety-six or older. However, you may find it difficult to use the knowledge gained in their textbooks. Do you have any more specific requests or should I recommend the books I believe you will most likely be able to use effectively?

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"The ones you think I can use. How much will they cost?"

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Unfortunately, I am obliged to charge more than usual for technology and books from higher-tech societies than your own. However, it is possible to borrow books and then later return them for a full refund if they do not leave the bar area, and you can also run up a tab.

She produces a list. The prices start at 1700 rings and go up from there.

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