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Ari finds himself Elsewhere
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"Awesome!"

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"How hard is killing them supposed to be?"

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"Very," Tyrael sighs. "Their skin turns away all but the most powerfully enchanted blades, and they can use their own magic to counter nearly anything a mortal sorcerer could attempt."

"I am no ordinary mortal," Li-Ming says with a sharp smile. "And I trained under the sorceress who vanquished Diablo twenty years ago. I do not think they will find it so easy to counter me."

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"Alright. Despite all your credentials you should talk to the people of our world to see whatever benefit they can throw your way."

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"Sure, sure. I'll take every advantage I can get, obviously. But I'm great, is the idea."

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(Lorath agrees.)

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"I wouldn't imply otherwise."

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"Clearly, once this is over people will tell tales about your greatness for many years and make a movie about your life. Which is like if they managed to record the image and sound of a theater play to show later."

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"That does sound nice," she says. "Even if you are being sarcastic."

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"Should we go through your portal, then, and take the waypoint to Caldeum after?"

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"Yeah, maybe with a detour so we can make out with Ari."

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"A very rewarding activity, I'm sure."

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"It does sound it," Li-Ming says consideringly. "I confess I've never lain with devilspawn. Is he all yours, or do you share?"

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"We share. The triplets are also in on the mix."

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"This third-person thing is fun," Ari says. "It's like I'm not even here."

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"You get used to it."

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"Aw, babe. You know you are the best and most important devilspawn in all worlds, right?"

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"Aw!" Ari wiggles happily.

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Li-Ming grins. "I have got to try you. Later. On that note, can I get the signature for this portal off one of you gentlemen?"

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"Oh, sure." Ari holds Li-Ming's hand and steps onto the waypoint, pulling her through to the Tamoe Highland point. He gestures to the portal. "There you go."

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She strides through the portal with the utmost confidence. "Hello! The demon lords Belial and Azmodan walk the earth, and I'm the one who's going to kill them. Who should I consult for aid?"

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Someone directs her to Dawn. Cain should still be hanging around.

Meanwhile, Henry pulls Ari aside for some kissing and check on how he is doing.

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Ari's doing fine.

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Li-Ming makes her way to Dawn. "Hello! I'm going to kill the remaining Evils, and I was told to ask for whatever help you could give."

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Henry is very glad then. Ari is their favorite devilspawn. And Henry was a bit worried with... the entire thing and the possibility of people turning on him or something.

"That's correct. You're..." Dawn tilts her head like she is hearing something, "right, Li-Ming, highly skilled sorcerer. Let me show you where to get warded then."

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