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Ari finds himself Elsewhere
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Ari's out collecting mushrooms on the Blood Moor.

Yes, there are demons, and zombies, and once he saw some bipedal cows with halberds for some reason, and yes, they could theoretically kill him. But he has a very sharp scythe, and he can conjure fire and lightning at his whim, and just in general, Ari can take care of himself.

Uncle Deckard told him not to go too far. Ari told him to go teach his grandmother to suck eggs.

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Maybe one of those mushrooms was more "magical" than expected, because now he suddenly finds that everything is spinning and blurring...

 

...He finds himself on a forest, a different one. Very tall trees reach towards the twilight-purple sky.

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Well, the Blood Moor isn't a forest, it's a moor, so any forest is going to be a change of pace. Also, purple sky? Purple sky.

Ari has no fucking idea what's going on.

He checks for portals. Or a waypoint, a waypoint would be very convenient.

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There are no visible portals or waypoints. There is a squirrel the size of a cat peering down from one of the trees. It offers no answers. Just the soulless stare of a squirrel that's evaluating something for their nutty content.

The sky is the same purple-ish shade all over, no sign of a sun nor moon, just the unusually bright stars. He can spot some constructions in the distance, a riot of colorful builds to one side and some old-looking stone buildings in the opposite direction. The second one looks ominous in a way that's hard to quantify.

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Well, those certainly are some probably-demonic ruins. Ari will stay away from those, no matter how much lightning he can conjure.

He nods politely to the squirrel before unfurling a scroll of Town Portal and intoning the command word. (Even when you're going barely a mile from camp, you always pack a portal home. One of the many lessons Adria taught him, back before he was a Cain.)

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As the command word is spoken aloud the powerful magic energies of the scroll... fail to produce any effect. The squirrel climbs up the tree, leaving Ari to stand there, presumably even more confused.

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...Well, that's a problem.

Half-heartedly, he verifies that he can't cast it from his own mana pool either. Conclusion: nope.

Lacking other options, he picks up his basket of mushrooms and starts off toward the colorful, non-ominous buildings.

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The colorful buildings remain non-ominous as he approaches. Unless Ari thinks tacky color combinations as ominous, then everything is doomed!

Fairly quickly, Ari stumbles upon a road and soon after he spots a cart pulled by two ten-feet tall horses. There are three passanger, two women and a girl. The women are seven feet tall and five feet tall. The girl spots him and waves.

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Tall horses. Tall woman. Weird.

Ari waves back. "Hello! I'm, um, very lost. Do you know where we are?"

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The women look back at him, and then the short one (who isn't driving) speaks something. It sounds like a  question but not in a language he knows.

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Pantomiming "I'm lost" is surprisingly difficult. Ari settles for looking around in obvious confusion.

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After trying variations of inquisitive-sounding phrases the women mime offering a ride.

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Ari climbs into their cart happily, thanking them in a language they definitely do not speak.

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Good. They go towards town without much conversation (possibly because it would be somewhat rude). The little girl pokes at the mushrooms, but then pretends that she didn't once she is caught.

They get into town proper without much ado. After pondering for a moment, the tall woman stirs the horses to go left and they arrive at a lighthouse-looking building with a tall tower.

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There is a tall, muscular, blond guy who was just about to climb the short set of stairs leading to the front door. He turns and after a brief exchange with the women he mimes for Ari to follow him inside.

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Ari approves of this transfer of custody. He follows, still holding his mushroom basket in one hand and his scythe in the other.

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There is also a tall and lean guy inside the building, he looks up from his book. And after a brief exchange he reaches inside a cupboard for something and throws at Gabe.

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Who catches the thing. It's a bracelet, made of blue leather strips and bits of crystals. Gabe pokes the crystal and looks up at Ari. "Hey, is this working? Translator bracelet."

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"Yep! You're coming through fine. Incidentally, d'you know where the hell we are?"

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"You got kidnapped by a world called Elsewhere, it does that sometimes. But don't worry we can send you back after a brief lecture on the nature of magic."

He is absently fiddling with the bracelet while saying that, then he offers it to Ari.

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"Well, that's convenient. I kind of already know how magic works, though." He sets down his mushrooms and flicks his wrist, conjuring a crackling sphere of red lightning, then dismisses it and accepts the bracelet. "It's kind of my thing. Being a witch, and all."

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"Cool power! And I am fine with skipping the magic lecture then. I'm Gabe Valentine and that's my cousin Henry Oswald."

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"Hi. How come you haven't heard of Elsewhere? Or you just didn't realize you had been taken by it?"

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"I'm Ari. Itinerant witch and future Horadrim." He turns to Henry. "Interesting question. I'm not really sure how I hadn't heard of Elsewhere, being that I haven't heard of it. I'm sure you'd say the same if I asked you how you'd never heard of Akarat. Or Khanduras, I guess would be the direct parallel."

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"No, I haven't heard of any of those places, which I guess I could explain away. But it would be very weird for you to know magic but not about Elsewhere... And some of the translation is coming off weirdly."

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"I don't think we have witches as you know them."

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"Akarat's a person. Prophet of the local faith. And... I guess it would make sense that if I'm in a different world, the magic would be different. Back home, witches channel demonic energies, sorcerers channel the elements, necromancers channel the powers of life and death... any of this ringing a bell?"

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"I am not sufficiently familiar with any religions to feel confident... But nothing rings a bell, no. And the translation is being weird. Sorcerer is interchangeably used as a term for people that have extra lifeforce or people that practice magic that spends lifeforce. There is no way to channel death as a power source."

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"Witch is like, just a term for evil sorcerers who steal lifeforce from other people. It's kind of a prejudiced paranoid superstitious thing, stealing lifeforce from people isn't easy. I guess we still can get you home. It will just be slightly more complicated."

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"Well, that's fun. What's your kind of magic like? Can I learn to use it? I'm already a witch and a - "Vizjerei," that's what I'll call our kind of sorcerer, technically it's an ethnic group but who's counting. Maybe I can add to the list!"

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Henry approves of this curiosity. "You already must be our kind of sorcerer - I mean, the extra-lifeforce person kind - because that's who Elsewhere snatches. Or I guess something close enough. And everyone can learn our kind of magic, yes. Sorcery magic manifests as gifts, one for each aspect of lifeforce, or rituals which are more complex and varied."

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"Look, you two look really hot while magic nerding. But the good host in me thinks you should move the conversation to the living room. Ari, can I get you anything? Water? Snacks? Mine and Henry's bed?"

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"Ooh, snacks. I would love a snack. I can contribute mushrooms, if you're cooking." He hefts the mushroom basket. "I'm not sure what you mean by 'lifeforce', Henry - usually when the necromancers talk about that kind of thing they mean blood, is that what you're getting at?"

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"Heh, I can come up with something using mushrooms." He accepts the basket and guides them towards the living room. The place isn't small and disorganized, but it's kinda cramped with cardboard boxes duct taped shut. He goes kitchenwards.

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Henry takes a seat and motions Ari to seat wherever. "Not blood. Well, not directly, when you spend lifeforce your body will suffer a suitable appropriate change. Like, spending wakefulness will make you sleepy like you have been awake for longer than you actually had. Spending health might have effects on your blood, but it isn't typically that directed."

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Ari takes a seat, patting a cardboard box absently as he sits. "Huh. Yeah, with necromancy you literally start bleeding from your pores. Wakefulness? What-all kinds of lifeforce are there?"

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Henry makes a face at the mental image of bleeding from your pores. "That could happen if you did something very health intensive. There are five lifeforce aspects, at least in vertebrate animals. In order from weakest to strongest they are breath, stamina, wakefulness, health and youth. People can train to acquire sorcery gifts that are fueled by the aspects, and you can just do it by exerting your will. Or learn rituals, which require doing the various steps and often mix the various aspects."

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"Huh. So... what happens if I burn health then take a health potion?"

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"...We don't have health potions."

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"...I have health potions."

Ari pulls a glass vial from his belt, filled with a red fluid that looks like it could be grenadine. "This will fully heal one sword wound, give or take. There's better ones and worse ones, but in general, if you're stable enough to swallow a health potion, you don't die in the next ten minutes unless somebody stabs you again."

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"Okay, there are a dozen tests I want to run. Are these hard to make? Or are they expensive?"

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"They're kind of hard to make if you're not a witch. Fortunately, I'm a witch, so I can make them as long as I have a supply of demons to kill. And there are pretty much always demons to kill."

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He stands up and motions Ari to follow. "Yeah, you mentioned those. And they are translating as something scary. Are they something scary?"

Henry leads him to a room with no furniture in the middle and several diagrams drawn on the floor.

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"Um. Yes. Demons are scary. ...You don't have demons, do you. That's a good thing, actually, but presently inconvenient."

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"It's probably not an easy fix to the lifeforce storage problem. But I still want to check things over."

He goes a cupboard and draws a notebook."Hmm... I have a ritual already sketched out that would let us both see each other's lifeforces. It involves drawing some symbols on each other's faces, chest, back of the hands and corresponding areas in the feet. I would need to explain what the components do for it to work. Does that sound okay?"

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"Sounds like fun. I'm in."

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"Great!"

He picks up the ingredients from the cupboard (one might get the impression he already did this ritual before). "So, an explanation on rituals in a general," he says while picking up pots and checking the contents. "We think they started with someone that developed a youth-based sorcery gift that let them create sorcery schools in a way that let other people create more sorcery schools." He starts mixing a paste. He notices Ari's clothes and figures he probably don't have computers, he should ask about technology at some point. "So, sorcery schools are like a kind of magical language. You do the ritual steps to tell the magic what you want to happen and give your lifeforce to empower the effect. And you need to have at least some understanding of the specific language to actually say something in it, instead of making arbitrary noise-" he then goes on a long explanation of what the paste is supposed to represent in the ritual when draw in this or that symbol. Then he shows how to draw the symbols properly.

Soon enough they get a sense of each other's lifeforces, it's a sort of layered feeling. Ari should be able to make some educated guesses to what each thing is.

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Ari... has a lot of lifeforce. Health and stamina, particularly; maybe it's something about those health potions. Whatever it is, he's practically bursting with vitality. His breath and wakefulness are relatively normal, but his youth, too, is strange - it's less like a finite resource, more a self-renewing pool of energy. He could live forever. Maybe he will.

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Henry's lifeforce is about three times of a regular human, but it's all balanced out evenly.

Henry stares mouth agape. "Are you immortal? I mean, you look like you're never gonna run out of youth."

He did notice the other peculiarities, but he can't bring himself to comment. Ari might notice it himself if he compares his own lifeforce to Henry's.

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Ari blinks.

"Cool!"

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"You didn't know? Does this happen often?"

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"Uh, not to my knowledge. I've never actually heard of anybody living past a couple centuries, and that much is only for witches. Average person lives to be about eighty, maybe more if they're rich or Uncle Deckard. But apparently I'm going to live... forever?" Ari whistles. "I knew I was special, but damn."

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"Special? Here people's natural lifespan can vary between eighty to three hundred years. ...Youth can be transferred to extend that, but then the donor will live less."

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Ari looks troubled. "I've always had stronger witchcraft than I was supposed to. My mother was a witch, and my father was... a hero. Supposedly. But Uncle Deckard doesn't like to talk about him, and I'm starting to think he had a good reason for that. Normal people don't live forever."

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Henry tentatively reaches to put a hand on Ari's shoulder. "What do you mean? Is there....?" He doesn't know how to finish that question.

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"I think..." Ari shakes his head vigorously. "It's all conjecture. I'm going to ask my uncle some very pointed questions about my parentage later. What does this mean, practically speaking? Besides eternal life."

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"Sorcery requires youth to create permanent effects. Like magical artifacts. Conversely, it's also good to brute-force break effects, but using like that is kinda wasteful. At least for people that have finite amounts of youth."

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"Ooh. Making magic items and breaking things are both things I enjoy!"

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Henry snorts. "That's the spirit!"

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"So, what's a good starting bit of magic? This is all very exciting."

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"Depends how much you wanna get into magic," Henry eyes Ari up and down assessing his enthusiasm, "I am guessing you might be interested in actual ritual development. Which involves knowing the theory behind rituals and coming up with new ones yourself, instead of just following instructions." He pauses for a second. "Is your kind of magic teachable?"

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"Uh, let's see. Witchcraft is teachable but you need to have a demon handy, which we don't... necromancy is teachable but you need to do fucked-up shit to your bones first, probably a non-starter... Vizjerei sorcery you'd need a spell tome and I can probably write one of those up in a couple of days if Uncle doesn't have half a dozen of the things lying around. So, yes on at least one count, but not right now."

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Shrug. "I am mostly interested in magical theory. At any rate, I can teach you how ritual development works, if you're interested. And gift acquiring. Though I am still just an apprentice."

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"I'm interested!"

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"That's the spirit! Would rather start with meditation exercising or ritual theory?" Henry says, walking towards a door that leads to an adjacent library. "The former is for gift acquiring and helps you to get a better control whenever you need to manipulate your own lifeforce."

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"Meditation sounds fun!"

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Henry pulls out a book (heavily bookmarked and with several notes tucked between pages) on the topic of meditation. Henry explains how it works and the mental actions one is trying to achieve. The lifeforce analysis is still on and it's useful to see the effects Ari is supposed to evoke. Part of the exercise will involve Henry transferring bits of breath to Ari to see what it feels like to have extra.

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Ari will gamely attempt meditation and accept bits of extra breath!

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He makes progress. And Henry likes an interested student.

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But eventually, Gabe pokes his head inside. "Hey, there you are. How about a snack-technically-lunch break?"

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Ari's eyes snap open.

"Food! Yes."

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"Food!" Gabe agrees. "I improvised a mushroom-stuffed pastry thing that will hopefully for everyone's tastes. Now," he adopts an authoritative tone that's does not match his demeanor, "go wash-up. No body-paint at my table."

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Henry rolls his eyes, but gets up and shows Ari the washroom and how to work the faucet.

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"Cool, magic water! This one of those artifacts you were talking about?"

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Henry blinks. "Oh. No, this is non-magical. There are pipes that transport the water to where it's needed, but it's entirely non-magical." Pause. "Actually, I think that the pipes that send the water up, might be magical. And we have magical heaters for our showers. But non-magical versions exist."

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"We have a non-magical water pump," Gabe says from the door, "that's run by a magical battery. And the reservoir up in the tower also has cleaning crystals. It's a weird patchwork of magic and technology."

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"Huh, somehow less magic just makes it cooler. Maybe we could get something like this back home? It definitely beats fucking around with buckets, as water delivery systems go."

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"Man, I feel for you," Gabe says guiding the two to the kitchen. "I bet we have a lot of cool stuff you're gonna want to take home."

There are plates for the mushroom pastries, fried vegetables and various sauces to dip.

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"There are tons of stuff we can get for you to take you home. I was meaning to ask. What are the most advanced non-magical things you have around?"

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Ari thinks very hard. "This is... a very difficult question to answer, I hope you realize... um... hand crossbows? Hourglasses? They weren't around a hundred years ago, the glass has to be - oh, I know, there was this wandering merchant bloke a couple of years back who had a machine that made books. That's new, we never had that, had to write out the damn things by hand. His thing's still just his thing, but I think it's going to get big. Books are great. Wonder if he can do tomes with it?"

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"Wow, that's medieval. Henry, you're not allowed to ignore the food while nerding about science."

Gabe starts to serve the plates.

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Henry pats Gabe affectionately and takes a seat. "Okay, Gabe. Well, I assume that was a printing press. I don't know what properties of tomes are relevant here, but there is a bunch of stuff we have invented since the times of the printing press. I don't know where to start... I guess the most relevant might be the machines called computers, which can do math really fast. The thing is that you can convert a lot of things into doing math really fast."

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"There are tiny computers that can be used to take pictures, or record and play videos, which are like, moving pictures. Also music. Also, if it's connected to the internet it can help you find hot single guys in your area."

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"All of that sounds incredible. I don't have much trouble with the last one, but I welcome any assistance the tiny fast math thing can give me."

Ari takes a bite of mushroom pastry. "Also, this is extremely good. You are good. Thank you."

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"Five minutes," Henry mutters under his breath. "All I want is five minutes, where he doesn't sound like a pervert."

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"You know you love me," Gabe says to Henry, while sniffing his neck.

"I don't doubt it and thank you. Oooh, games! The tiny math can also do games, where it's like a video, except it isn't a recording. And it's more like... a cartoon, wait you don't have those," he frowns.

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"Games... often involve tiny math that does simple pictures. One has a degree of control over the tiny pictures, such that it can simulate something compellingly interactive. Like, controlling a character that fights against enemies. Or a puzzle."

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"I fight against enemies and do puzzles all the time. Can the pictures have sex?"

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(Author note: Henry is thinking "Oh, no. There are two of them!")

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"Of course, internet is for porn! Unless you mean, in the games? There are some games for that, but they are not very good. Luckily, a lot of generous and altruistic people have recorded sex and put it on the internet for everyone to see. We actually don't have the internet here, but I have downloaded some videos if you want a sampler."

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"Maybe you can show me later. Unless you want your cousin involved in whatever this is."

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"I do want to involve my cousin, but I think we should eat first."

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"I am mostly lamenting that he turned a conversation about technology into sex," Henry shakes his head.

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"Oh! That kind of cousin. Yes, by all means let's eat first."

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"Yeah, that kind."

Gabe takes a bite. And then he pulls Henry into his lap.

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"I mean, we are half-cousins," Henry says before shaking his head. "But let's eat and then introduce Ari to the technology of the toothbrush."

The lifeforce analysis is still active. It's not very precise, but Ari can tell some... flow going to certain areas.

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"Toothbrush is for... cleaning teeth? I do that with magic. Most people do it with paste and a washcloth. We're not animals, come on."

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Henry raises his hands. "Okay, sorry. I just don't want sauce-tasting kisses."

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Gabe takes this opportunity to give Henry a sauce-tasting kiss.

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Aww.

Ari finishes his pastry, then cleans his mouth with a quick necromantic spell and a drink of water.

"Now, I seem to remember certain agreements being made."

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They perform their own version of that spell.

Henry wordlessly stands up and pulls Ari into a minty-flavored kiss.

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Gabe walks around and sandwiches Ari between himself and Henry. He removes his own shirt and then takes a turn kissing Ari.

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Excellent. (Ari was kind of hoping to see the pornography first, but he is by no means disappointed by this turn of events.)

He kisses back enthusiastically. This is a technology his world has already developed, and Ari is a devoted student of it.

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(There was probably some terrible communication misunderstanding. Or maybe, Ari is just that hot. A mystery for the ages.)

The cousins approve of Ari's studies. They pull Ari out of the kitchen.

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They might be losing bits of clothes along the way. And helping Ari doing the same.

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Ari is wildly appreciative of this assistance, as the cousins can probably determine from the state of the hose under his tunic, which are stretched around a sizable, leaking erection. He moans slightly into Gabe's mouth as he gropes the pair of them in turn.

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That doesn't surprise Henry that much. The lifeforce analysis is sufficiently telling. But seeing it is another thing he takes a moment to quietly Gabe's attention to it.

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Ooh, best day. Then, with possibly-supernatural luck, they pull off the maneuver of bringing Ari into the hallway, by the stairs while pulling Ari's pants down.

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Henry strokes Ari's sizeable penis while the two cousins guide him upstairs.

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Ari cooperates with the relocation, graceful despite the silk tights now halfway down his thighs.

He attempts to reduce his compatriots to the same state, but is stymied by their flies. He doesn't appear to have encountered the concept of the button-fly at any point.

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Poor medieval boy. They can pause by their bedroom's door to show how it's done. Gabe undoes Henry's and reveals red briefs. Also quite tent around a large erection, thought not as leaking.

Maybe Ari wants to the honors for Gabe?

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Ari's a quick study. He undoes Gabe's button and unzips him slowly, savoring the suspense.

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Gabe is wearing something in almost neon blue. There is a band around his waist, supporting a pouch and there are two more bands connected to the waistband and going to the back. Gabe's dick is bulging against the flexible pouch, producing a spot of dark blue where the pre-cum is accumulating.

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Henry spins Gabe around to show the backside nicely framed by the elastic blands. He then slaps a hairless butt cheek. Which causes Gabe to produce a delighted sound.

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Well, that's practically an engraved invitation. Ari parts the cheeks and starts licking at Gabe's hole.

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Ari is the best interdimensional arrival ever. Gabe will express this through loud moaning.

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And how does the interdimensional arrival reacts when Henry copies his idea?

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Positively! Ari gasps and bucks his hips back semi-involuntarily, burying Henry's face in his ass even as he thrusts his tongue further into Gabe's.

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The cousins lose their last bits of clothing, except for Gabe's jockstrap. Gabe makes some incoherent noises and starts stroking himself with one hand.

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Henry's face emerges from where it was buried. He replaces with a playful finger. "Let's actually get into a bed proper."

He opens the bedroom's door with one hand without breaking contact with Ari with the other.

The bedroom is a fairly two-young-adult-males-bedroom. It contains mysterious mechanisms, but more importantly: It contains a bed.

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Ari will reluctantly withdraw his own face, in the interest of a bed.

Once on said bed, he traces a rune in the air with his fingertip, which begins to glow. "This is going to tingle a bit," he tells Gabe. "But you're going to like it."

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Gabe is shivering in anticipation.

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Ari licks his finger, shivering with delight, and inserts it into Gabe.

It's immediately obvious that electricity is involved with this somehow; the finger buzzes and pops inside him, tingling and giving off sparks of a sensation that's almost-but-not-quite pain. The main effect, though, is that Gabe can feel his muscles relaxing. His defenses fall open around the intruding finger, leaving his ass open and twitching.

Then Ari withdraws his finger and retrieves a vial of white oil from his belt. He smears it over his cock and gives it a few strokes. "Ready?" he whispers.

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As the effects course through him, Gabe can't help but think how he is at hands of a complete stranger with unknown magic who he might not be able to defend against.

It's fucking hot. Gabe moans loudly and lets his muscles relax into a flat pile over the bed. He barely manages to perk up his butt invitingly.

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"Our guest asked a question, Gabe," Henry says amusedly. He is still playing with Ari's hole but has also reached out for a lube by the nightstand and is applying on himself.

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"Yes!" Gabe manages to say.

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Ari pushes in.

His cock has the same electrical charge as his finger, if not moreso. The buzzing and the sparks are joined with an intense heat, pulsing and burning inside Gabe's ass. Ari isn't gentle; he sheathes himself to the hilt bare seconds after he goes in, draws back out and rams in again without concern for Gabe's comfort. His heavy balls slap against Gabe's thighs hard enough that it must be painful even for Ari. He doesn't seem to care.

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Gabe needs to bite down the pillow to avoid letting out a scream. His vocalizations are a mix of pained moans and pleasured whimpers. He melts into the bed even further, too relaxed to spasm or tense against Ari's uncaring thrusts.

This is what heaven must be like.

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Those are not even Henry's kinks and he finds the entire thing extremely hot too.

 

He grabs his smartphone and sets it to record everything by the nightstand. He then puts his own cock through Ari's hole and pushes in.

(Belatedly, he remembers to ward himself against Ari's magic.)

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With the ward up, Ari's hole is only a little hotter than anyone else's. It swallows Henry's cock hungrily.

Ari growls when he's penetrated, arching his back and pounding into Gabe with renewed vigor. Each back-stroke impales him on Henry; each stroke forward slams him into Gabe. 

With a snarl, he bites into Gabe's shoulder, not enough to break the skin but enough to make it very clear that his teeth are sharper than a normal human's. He sucks at the spot hard, the skin hickeying under his mouth within moments.

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Well, that's sure a nice feeling around his cock.

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Gabe whimpers at the bite and tries to say something, but he can't brain enough to produce a coherent concept.

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He'll have plenty of opportunity to try; Ari's marking his territory now, repeating the mark half a dozen times across Gabe's back. Each bite leaves a deep purple stain, ringed by angry red toothmarks. It looks almost gruesome, less a hickey and more a bruise.

He's still growling right into Gabe's ear. He sounds - not like a wild animal, precisely, but like an animal someone thought they had domesticated, and thought wrong.

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Gabe shivers at each bite. Being growled at like he put himself into a situation where some kind of dangerous creature will make him bleed finally allows him to string two words together.

"Please, harder."

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Ari takes him at his word.

His teeth sink into Gabe's shoulder like a haunch of meat. Hot blood spills into his mouth, driving him into a frenzy. His hips slam forward once, twice, and with a final guttural roar, he comes.

His cum burns like liquid fire in Gabe's ass, even hotter than the firebrand of his cock. It fills him up to the brim, feels like it would spill out if it weren't for the seal of Ari's cock.

For a second, Ari grows. His shoulders swell, his muscles ripple, his cock fattens with even more burning blood than before, stretching Gabe's abused hole even wider - but then it's gone, and he's the same as he ever was. Even the faint red glint in his eye recedes.

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Gabe makes an inhuman sound between in an attempt to communicate pain and pleasure. For a moment, Gabe is sure that he is so filled with Ari's cum that some is spilling out through his own dick and is confused by the lack of fire sensation on his skin.

(He does not have the brain power to realize he just had an orgasm, but he is sure enjoying himself.)

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In retrospect, they should've had a long conversation about consent and sex before starting all of this. Henry... removes himself from Ari and checks to see if Gabe is alright.

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Gabe: is too bliss out to count as present. His insides are burning and he is whimpering and it's great. He snuggles to Henry.

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Ari whines when Henry leaves his ass. The haze starts to fade from his eyes, and he takes in the scene.

"...Shit, 's a lot of blood," he mumbles. He takes a healing potion from his belt and puts the mouth of the bottle to Gabe's lips. "Come on, drink," he murmurs, "it's good, it's all good."

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Gabe drinks it obediently. His eyes flutter open and he settles his gaze on Ari. "That was amazing," he says breathlessly. He pulls Ari and Henry into a snuggle and starts kissing their necks.

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Henry sighs in relief. "He literally... changed."

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Ari enjoys both the snuggle and neck-kisses immensely.

He gives Henry a confused look. "I what?"

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"You grew in size. Or at least your muscles did."

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"His cock got fatter," Gabe giggles. "Oh, and his cum burns. It's great."

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"...Well, that's fucked-up," Ari sighs. "And further evidence for the 'I'm secretly a demon' pile."

He ruffles Gabe's hair. "Glad you liked it."

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Snuggle. "I sure I did. Are you okay, dude?"

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"Yeah. I just... think that my dad may have been Diablo, the Lord of Terror, and that I'm not actually human." He shrugs. "Not a huge deal."

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Henry pulls him to stay between himself and Gabe while snuggling. "That sounds like something one could make a big deal out of it, if they wanted to. Or we can just snuggle quietly."

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Aw, it's good seeing Henry being nice to someone. "Mhmm," Gabe mumbles in agreement. He is kisses Ari in a way that somehow manages to be lustful while communicating a desire to comfort.

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Ari kisses him back and bites his lip, hard enough to draw blood.

"Whoops," he says innocently. "Careful of the fangs."

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Happy squirm. "They are lovely."

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Henry snorts and reaches out to touch Gabe's lip. "I guess I shouldn't assume you know this. But most people don't enjoy pain."

The lip's wound closes and then Henry pinches it hard enough to make it burst open again.

"Hopefully, Gabe will help you with your sadistic needs."

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"Wow, I am learning a lot of weird shit today. Are you sure? Back home I've never had any complaints."

Idly, he flicks a spark of red lightning at Gabe's nipple. It hurts like Hell, and strangely, it sticks to him, growing more and more painful for a few seconds before vanishing in a crackle of energy.

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Well, if he is going to be so lovely, Gabe is going to kiss him until they are both out of breath.

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Henry waits patiently for Ari to get less distracted. "Yeah. I am getting the sense that our worlds are very weird."

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"So, Henry, do you like pain?" Ari asks once the kiss has broken off. "Or are you only interested in pleasure?"

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"Pleasure," Henry snorts. "I don't mind causing pain in the right kind of people." He pinches Gabe's still sensitive nipple.

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Everyone is being so great to Gabe today. "You?" Gabe manages to say breathlessly.

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"It's all good," Ari says. "Pain and pleasure, blood and cum... I don't see much difference. Giving or receiving."

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"You're like the perfect man. Henry, can we keep him?" Gabe says kissing Ari's neck again.

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"Wait, isn't your fetish be that he keeps you? Or I guess we both keep you?" He shakes his head. "Anyway, that's kinda too soon. Don't scare the poor man with strong unknown powers."

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"Aww." Ari kisses the top of Gabe's head. "I'd keep you. If I end up staying in this world I will."

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Gabe squirms happily.

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"Which reminds me that if we want to send you to your world I am going to need to message the right people."

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"I do want to at least let Uncle Deckard know I'm alright. Usually if you disappear for more than a day or so, that means you got eaten by demons, or worse."

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Squeeze. "I can request them to hurry, but it's likely going to take a week or so to get you through a portal and then travel time between where the portal landed and your Uncle."

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"Well, the spot was only a couple of minutes' walk from the village. But as long as it's less than a month or so before the portal goes through, our caravan won't have moved on from New Tristram, and I can at least correct the assumption that I'm dead."

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"That sounds doable then. I will get it out of the way," he pauses a moment to think. Kisses Ari gingerly, avoiding those fangs and stands up.

Between the fact he didn't get to cum and the snuggling he is sporting a hard on.

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"Heeeeey," Ari says when he spots Henry's erection. "We're not done here!"

He grabs Henry's cock and pulls him back onto the bed. "Gabe, suck off your cousin," he orders. "Henry, I'm going to fuck you."

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"Cum on my back if you have to," Henry warns, but with a smirk. Pause. "No, cum inside Gabe's mouth."

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"I like this plan!" Gabe says getting into position.

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"Ooh. Agreed."

Ari readies his static charge, licks his finger, and slips it into Henry's ass.

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Gabe decides to lay belly up while swallowing Henry's cock. Ironically, he is the only one wearing anything, his cum-drenched jockstraps.

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Henry moans as he feels Ari's charged finger, and then louder when Gabe starts licking and sucking.

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Ari's cock is still slick from the potion he used before, plus the cum he deposited in Gabe, so once he deems Henry sufficiently loosened up, he slides his cock in slowly.

Even through the ward, he's feverishly, inhumanly hot. Combined with his size and the buzzing of electricity, there's a lot of sensations going into Henry's ass right now.

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Oh, yes there is. And while Henry would never call himself a "sub" he would never say he doesn't like to bottom. He thrusts his hips towards Ari.

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And Gabe knows how to work on his cousin's dick. Years of practice.

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Ari's in better control this time, both because he's thinking about what he's doing and because he just came a few minutes ago. So he's got enough control over himself to ream Henry out agonizingly slowly, luxuriating in the feeling of Henry's ass around his cock. He hilts himself inside and stays that way for a good few seconds before drawing back out and sliding back in.

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Henry is sure appreciating it. He half-turns and kisses Ari.

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Ari kisses him deeply, switching to a harder, pounding rhythm that drives Henry farther down Gabe's throat with every thrust.

Speaking of Gabe, Ari reaches out and strokes his cock through the jockstrap. Mustn't let him feel neglected.

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Ari keeps being such a sweetheart.

Gabe's cock is still quite sticky from previous activity. And it's owner will reach a finger towards Ari's butthole.

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Meanwhile, Henry will keep on kissing and grabbing Ari's hair and pulling hard into convenient positions.

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Ari's hole will readily accept Gabe's finger, but may prove reluctant to relinquish it. The hand on Gabe's cock moves to massage his balls, just barely hard enough to hurt (for now.)

It turns out that Ari moans like a bitch when his hair is pulled. This is potentially useful information for the future.

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Gabe can't tell him to stop with a mouthful like he is right now. He would never do it, but it's great he can't.

What if Gabe inserts a second finger inside Ari's hole? Inquiring minds want to know.

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That's great information. Henry sure loves some feedback!

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The second finger goes in as readily as the first. Ari's grip on Gabe's balls tightens, by way of reward.

Ari's fucking Henry as hard as he fucked Gabe, now. Sweat drips from his forehead and leaves clean tracks through the spatters of blood lingering on his face. He growls low in Henry's ear, dangerous again, though still controlled.

With exaggerated gentleness, he sucks at Henry's neck, leaving behind a faint red mark. "Okay?" he manages to ask.

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"Okay," Henry breaths out. Then more steadily. "Be gentle. I will take my revenge if anything happens," his tone is not dangerous, but it's surprisingly confident.

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Gabe squirms at his reward. He pushes his two fingers deeper.

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Ari squeezes hard. "Good boy," he whispers to Gabe.

He takes Henry's statement as permission to suck a bit harder, leaving a proper hickey this time. Meanwhile, his thrusts grow faster and less coordinated; he's getting close.

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Henry guesses as such. "Remember, to feed your cum to Gabe," he whispers.

And he starts taking more control of the back and forth. Speeding up the rhythm on his own terms. Unlike the other two he hadn't come already and he is being very well stimulated.

Henry breaks away the kiss and grabs one of Ari's hands and takes it to his mouth to kiss it.

Then he gives a final push against Ari and pulls out of Ari's dick, pushing himself against Gabe's throat...

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...he comes.

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Gabe takes it all, of course.

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Henry wobbles a little, but he does have enough presence of mind to look back at Ari, smirk and bite down hard at the hand still in his mouth.

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Ari groans, grabs Gabe, and shoves his cock down his throat just in time. His cock pulses as he dumps his load straight into Gabe's stomach, warming him through. He pulls out just enough at the end that he can deposit the last few spurts onto Gabe's tongue, salty and hot enough to almost burn his tongue.

Then he collapses between the two cousins again, sweaty and spent. "Okay," he sighs happily. "Now we're done."

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Gabe will happily slurp every drop and snuggle up again.

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Henry pats Ari's head. "What a good boy." He kisses Ari's in the cheek. "Now, Gabe. be a nice host while I make some phone calls. And try to not to be too loud."

Henry kisses the two of them a last time and disentangles. He leaves.

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"Love you," Ari mumbles.

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Gabe already had a goofy grin, but it widens. He squirms and says to Ari's ear. "I love you, too."

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Ari, for his part, has had a very big day. He falls asleep, clinging to Gabe like a very large koala bear.

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Gabe is covered in cum (his own and of his two favorite people) and blood. There is a half-human with dangerous powers cuddling him.

Best sleep conditions ever. He snuggles up, touches Ari's bracelet to imbue it with wakefulness and sends himself right back into sleep.

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Ari will sleep for a perfectly respectable eight hours if left undisturbed.

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One of the many benefits of being a sorcerer is that they need to sleep less. The cousins will leave Ari to get his rest.

Ari will find himself alone in the bedroom. The bedsheets are the same but mysteriously clean, while Ari himself is not. Ari's clothes are in a neat pile under a note that reads

Come downstairs when you wake up.  <3 <=3 :) ~~Gabe.

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Ari awakens, slightly sad that the bed is empty. Then he reads the note and smiles.

Downstairs he walks, still covered in blood and cum with his rather impressive morning wood leading the way.

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He can hear the sound of voices from the kitchen. Gabe and Henry are visible inside.

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Alongside two-

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-No, three identical brothers. One of them flickers and is now standing close to Ari. Looking concerned. "Dude, are you okay? Do you need healing?"

He is very deliberately not looking down. His brothers look up. One smirks. Both admire.

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"Nah, this is all Gabe's. Well, the blood is."

He looks over at the cousins. "I might need help with the mysterious water machine that makes me not covered in various fluids anymore. I took a look at the controls earlier, and I don't really want to trust my instincts on this one, because I don't have any."

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Felix turns toward Gabe.

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"I will help you, love."

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"I swear it isn't as bad as it looks."

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"Honestly, don't worry. It explains the weird noises Felix reported when he tried to visit yesterday."

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Gabe smiles at the triplet and takes Ari by the hand to the shower.

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Ari follows cheerfully, showing off his ass to the triplets as he goes.

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(It's a very nice sight.)

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Here is the shower. Gabe is not wearing much, just a white-shirt and shorts (and is very obviously going commando). He removes the shirt and kisses Ari. "Did you sleep well?"

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"Yes! Remarkably well, considering how filthy I was, but your bed is very comfortable, so that probably explains it."

Ari appreciates the kiss, and Gabe going commando, very, very much. Enough so that a bead of clear fluid wells up at his cockhead, and his hips jut forward just a little bit.

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Gabe grins. He rubs his thumb around Ari's head with a lazy finger. While poking the mysterious water machine to produce hot water. "Henry wanted to wake us up for a shower, but we are too cute. He even took a picture. Oh, and he made a video of us fucking. We should show that to you."

Gabe helps Ari get inside the bathtub and under the shower. He then helpfully and with no second intentions starts applying soap all over Ari's body.

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"I love yooooou," Ari sighs happily. "You should definitely show me all the videos and the pictures. And I'm still waiting for that pornography you promised me."

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Chuckle. "Of course, love. I don't regret how we got side tracked." That statement just happens to be followed by Gabe rubbing Ari's balls. What a completely unrelated happenstance.

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Ari hums cheerfully, then turns to kiss Gabe.

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Hmmm, kisses. Gabe still rubbings his hands all over Ari's body. For soaping purposes.

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Ari will slide down Gabe's pants around his ankles, in case they get wet. Which would be a tragedy.

While he's down here, he swallows Gabe's cock to the root.

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"Fuck, I love you."

He grabs Ari's hair with both hands and pulls him even closer.

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Ari's natural instinct to moan wars with the reality of the cock in his throat, leaving him gagging and choking and desperately turned on. Tears stream from his eyes as he tries to breathe and fails.

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The poor thing, he pulls Ari's head out. "Does this mean you can't take it?" He blatantly challenges.

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Ari heaves in a breath. "Put that thing back in my mouth and we'll see who can't take what," he chokes out.

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Well, how can Gabe say no. He keeps his hold on Ari's hair and pushes his dick inside that glorious mouth of his.

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And Ari takes it all in again, without gagging this time. He breathes calmly through his nose and lets his lips touch the shaved expanse of Gabe's crotch.

One hand goes down to stroke his own, sadly neglected cock. The other goes up to gently cradle Gabe's balls.

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Gabe moans. "I fucking love you, dude."

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Ari hollows out his cheeks, and his hand squeezes...

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There's a knock at the door.

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"Come in."

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One of the triplets opens the door and blinks at the scene.

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Henry is next to him. He was about to protest that of course Fernando shouldn't have just opened the door on Gabe's say so.

But his intuition is telling him that Ari won't give a damn. Or whatever he will give it will be very positive.

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Felix flickers into existence again and snorts.

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Ari blinks.

The hand jerking himself off waves, then returns to business. The other hand continues to squeeze.

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The final triplet show up. "So, I see the two are busy. I guess, Fernando will need to leave his experiments for later."

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"We got distracted from showering."

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"You live in a constant state of distraction."

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(Ari squeezes a little harder and does a thing with his tongue. If Gabe can talk, Ari's not doing his job.)

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At least Gabe can still moan.

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"Well," Fernando says, "this answers the question if Ari and Gabe are going to be busy for the next while."

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"The real question, is if we can get into that action."

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Ari makes a happy noise at the back of his throat and gifts Gabe with a second of white-knuckled crushing before going back to background levels of squeeze.

With his other hand, he gestures to his currently unoccupied ass and cock.

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"Huh, his cum is very hot. But not super-dangerously hot," then with a shift in tone, "and the two like pain."

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"Cool. Good thing I am invulnerable! Now, bros don't be shy." He punches Felix on the arm, or at least he tries to.

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Felix almost distractedly catches the punch. Then after a pause.

-Now he is behind Ari, naked. "Can I?" He asks touching where the hip and leg meet and pulling his hand up.

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"Mm-hm!"

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Felix lifts Ari's hips and applies a lubed finger through his hole. For a moment it almost feels like a spark, but no... the finger is vibrating. And as soon Ari registers that, it's replace by Felix's penis.

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The other two triplets are removing their clothes the regular way.

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What has become of Henry's life. He is undressing as well.

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Fernando helps Henry undress. He also lifts from the floor and kisses the other man.

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Ari is in the special Heaven of a man who is being spitroasted and has three other men lining up to take their turn. He sets up a current on his finger and starts fingering Gabe, but still maintains the pressure on his balls.

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Gabe responds to this with more moaning and also by tightening his grip on Ari's hair.

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Felix takes no time to start pounding Ari.

He tentatively runs his nails through Ari's back.

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Henry will just be here... keeping the other two triplets occupied.

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Ari responds positively to both hairpulling and nails! He arches his back, as if to say hardercome on.

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He wants harder? Okay.

It feels like someone hit him with a thin piece of wood. Not like a slash, but a sudden line of pain.

And then again, and again, and again. Each time with more pressure applied to the slash. This sprays water everywhere, but no one is dressed enough for this to be a problem.

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Ari makes a noise around the cock in his throat that's halfway between a moan and a scream and a demand for more.

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Gabe will helpfully demonstrate the notion of digging your fingernails on an already existing red line.

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Felix snorts and tries that. After a moment he tries that whilst vibrating his hand, which causes his nails to dig deeper.

With his other hand he holds Ari's cock head with a vibrating thumb.

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The vibrating thumb is the straw that broke the camel's back. Ari's eyes roll back in his head as he sprays Felix's hand and the bathroom floor with burning-hot cum.

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It's a good thing Felix has enhanced reflexes. He blows his hand where the few drops of cum made contact with his hand.

"Oops. Also, ouch."

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"You came too strong, bro."

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As soon as Ari has recovered, he launches a full-on assault of Gabe's cock from every angle - licking the head, crushing the balls, and sending electricity coursing through his prostate. It is personally offensive that Ari came first. He's going to make sure the interval is as short as possible.

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"Fuuck," Gabe gasps taken by surprise. He starts shivering and moaning. It doesn't take long for him to come.

"Unfair," he mumbles while leaning against the bathroom's wall.

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Ari swallows, then straightens up, keeping Felix's cock inside him, for a kiss.

He turns to kiss Felix too. "Nice to meet you," he says ironically, clenching his hole.

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Felix giggles when the kiss breaks away and offers a hand. "Nice to meet you, I am Felix Vaesteri!"

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"Ari," Ari says, shaking as best he can given the awkward positioning. "Ari Cain. Do you want to cum inside me?"

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"Well," he thrust his hips forward with more strength than a guy his size should manage," since you're asking so nicely."

He picks up the rhythm with renewed vigor. He keeps a hand supporting himself against the wall and another pulling Ari's hair.

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Ari moans loudly. His cock twitches, even though he came seconds ago.

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Felix is relentless and if Ari had not worked out by now the super-speed then he is really dense.

Or maybe distracted, that would be reasonable. There are plenty of things to be distracted by, like how Felix comes like someone that has been having sex for hours.

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Or maybe Ari will be distracted by all this rope that suddenly binds him and holds him rigidly into place.

One of the triplets is holding the rope. "Hi!"

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Ari appreciates all of these things! Especially the cum. But also especially the rope.

He nods to the rope-holding triplet. "Hi! I really want to learn some of these tricks."

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"It's a special gift! But I am sure we can have a fun knowledge exchange." He nudges his other triplet. "Hey, it's our turn with the newcomer."

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Fernando stops kissing Henry and looks. "I see it is. Henry, if you excuse me."

Fernando floats towards Ari, at a level that's very convenient for dick-sucking.

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"Go ahead," Henry snorts, "I will give some love to Gabe."

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(Gabe has been looking a bit jealous of the rope trick and is helped out of the shower by Felix.)

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Ari will take Fernando up on that sucking! Sucking cock is one of Ari's very favorite things to do. Especially while bound in place.

But first, just to make Gabe feel better, he turns his head and breathes a tongue of red lightning that'll wrap itself around Gabe's cock and shock the living hell out of him before dissipating.

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"Fuck! You bastard," Gabe says in tones of usually reserved to the most sincere declarations of love.

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Fernando observes this. "Clearly, you're still not secured enough. And since I am planning to use that mouth of yours."

He picks up a piece of cloth hanging around and ties it around Ari's head like a blindfold.

"Good, now back to work."

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Ari shivers with delight. "Yes, sir."

Working blind, he takes Fernando's cock into his mouth and starts sucking again. Just from the bonds and the stimulus he's already getting, he's half-hard already.

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"Good boy," Fernando says running fingers deep into the scratch marks. Despite the hot water the nails feel as cold as ice.

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Whatever is causing the rope to stay tight and rigid allow for Ari's body to be conveniently manipulated into nice positions.

And someone (Ari can only guess while blindfold) starts licking his hole and play with cock and balls.

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This is so good. All these boys are so good. Ari has found the dimension of incredibly good boys. Also he is a good boy, which makes something inside him perk up and wag its tail joyously.

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Once Thomas is satisfied with his work (He might've gotten distracted by Ari's cock) he pats Ari's ass like someone might pat a pet.

Then he takes hold of Ari's hips and goes in.

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Oh that's good. Ari doesn't have much way of expressing that, of course, with his mouth shoved full of cock and his limbs bound. Which is fine.

He wonders if someone's going to pull his hair soon, that's all that's missing.

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Well, the flying triplet is experimenting and looking for results. He pinches, slaps and scratches various areas of Ari's body. He gets around to pull Ari's hair when he pulls his cock out of Ari's mouth. "Oh, you like that, don't you?"

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"Yes," Ari gasps.

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Fernando smirks a smirk that Ari can't see. And tugs the hair hard before shoving his dick back in again.

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Everyone is being so nice to Ari today.

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Yes, they are all so considerate of him! With all the manhandling and (ab)use of powers.

Ari is still very much blindfolded and the running water might prevent him hearing things like footsteps, kissing and whispered suggestions.

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"I like that," Fernando says out loud. "Thomas, Henry here is suggesting to take my place while we double penetrate Ari."

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"Fucking Gosh, I will certainly object to that on the basis of being too gay."

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This sounds like exactly the right amount of gay to Ari. Not that he can really say so in his current position, but he can hum very approvingly when he so chooses.

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"Aww, look how happy he is. He is like a cock-hungry golden retriever."

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Snort. "Far from me to be cruel to a bitch."

He pulls his cock out. Slaps Ari's face and then (holding the hair tightly), pushes Ari's mouth on Henry's cock.

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Henry for his part, takes hold of Ari's hair.

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It's like it's secretly his birthday. He whines when Fernando slaps him, then sucks Henry happily. Henry is an island of comfort in this ocean of delight.

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Henry is happily providing comfort. Such a hard comfort.

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The two triplets have two figure out some logistics. But between the power of flight and the ability to put Ari into desirable positions they manage something.

And look, Fernando is pulling Ari's hair again.

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And a moment later, Thomas puts his dick back in, side-by-side with his brother's own.

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Ari is stretched so wide. It feels amazing. He feels more full than he's ever felt. The stretch, the burn, it all feels incredible. He can't concentrate on sucking Henry's cock for a few seconds, it's too intense.

Then he finds himself again, and goes back to sucking. He has a job to do, no matter how good he feels.

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Good. Can't ignore poor Henry even if the brothers turn relentless.

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The brothers are absolutely relentless.

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Ari is just going to be over here thanking Zakarum for rewarding his sinful, sinful life.

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Too bad nothing can last forever.

Well, at least some moments can go out with a bang.

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Indeed, Fernando comes shortly after his brother.

He takes a moment to bite Ari's shoulder. His teeth feel like knifes made of ice.

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Ari isn't going to last long with all this going on. He shudders as his load spatters across the floor for the second time in however many minutes.

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For a moment the rope loosen up. "Hey, I am not finished you know."

The ropes tight again. "Let's dry him up and take him to the living room."

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A dry boy is a happy boy.

(He clenches his hole as much as possible to keep all the loads in. He wants to stay full as long as he can.)

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When it's time to actually leave the bathroom, the flying triplet pulls the blindfold down and turns it into a gag.

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This allows Ari to see Felix and Gabe in the living room's couch. Felix looks a mix of confused and curious.

There is a tiny spark of fire in one of his fingertips. He brings it down on Gabe's chest.

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Gabe squirms happily upon contact. "Thank you, please more," he gasps.

He is tied down with elaborate, almost artistic knots.

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Ari whines. He wants to be either inflicting pain or having it inflicted upon him!

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"What's up big boy? Do you want something? Henry's cock?"

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"My cock and a bit of tough love, I bet."

Henry pulls Ari's hair while saying this. Ari is then placed on the couch.

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To the best of his ability, Ari will wag his butt in the air. That may be limited at the moment, but an attempt will be made.

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"Hey, Felix, can you do the same thing you did for Gabe?"

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"Always glad to help."

And suddenly the rope changes from a taunt spiral around Ari's body into what they are using to bide Gabe. Ari's hands are tied behind his back, but his legs are free.

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Henry turns the gag back into a blindfold. And immediately his mouth is around Gabe's cock.

Henry plays with Ari's clenched butt hole, but soon pushes his cock in.

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He's pretty loose and sloppy from all the action he's seen today, but he puts up a good effort to keep his muscles tight around Henry, trying to give him the best experience he can get.

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Gabe moans when his dick is sucked. "Ari," he gasps, "fire."

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Henry is not complaining. "Yeah, go ahead, Felix."

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Well, tentatively, a touch of flame makes contact with Ari's back.

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Ari... doesn't seem to feel it. It certainly isn't burning him.

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There is a moment of silent.

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"I guess that isn't surprising," Henry says after a pause, then Ari can feel him shrug and go back to pounding Ari's butt.

Poor Ari, immune to fire, Henry will remedy that with bites and hickeys.

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"What isn't- ooh," Ari says as Gabe bites him. His attention is promptly redirected to bites and pounding.

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That's the desired reaction, yes.

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Well, someone will at least contribute by holding Ari's hair and forcing him down on Gabe harder.

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And maybe there will be some ice-cold prodding at some sensitive areas.

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Henry appreciates the help...

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...and he finally comes.

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Ari is so pleased. He'll see if he can get Gabe to cum within a few seconds of his cousin if he tries hard and believes in himself.

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It turns out with the power of true love (and being sluts). Ari can in fact achieve that goal! Even Gabe is a bit surprised! He is mostly riding that orgasm.

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Ari swallows contentedly. This has been the best 24 hours he's ever experienced.

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"I love you, Ari." Gabe could say the same. He squirms a bit. "I want to kiss you."

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"Aw, look at them! They are like two lovestruck worms wiggling about," Thomas says as he puts the two into a position better for kissing.

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Kiiiiiiss. Ari's mouth is hot and it tastes like cum, surprising no one.

He also appreciates Thomas's comment to a somewhat inappropriate degree. He almost gets a little bit hard again as he squirms against Gabe.

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Gabe loves that taste and rest his head on Ari's shoulder.

"Okay, I think we got somehow interrupted."

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Fernando, still floating and still very naked. "Yeah, Henry was about to actually explain what Ari is."

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"I was talking about breakfast. I am almost sure Ari can't survive on cum alone."

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"Don't underestimate me!" Ari says dramatically, wriggling some more. "But yes, food would be nice."

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There are some snorts around the room. Henry eyes Ari up and down. "Felix-"

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"I would love to cook breakfast, but I should warn that I can't actually superspeed it."

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"Thanks. I actually wanted you to grab my cellphone so I could show you a video and a butt-plug for Ari."

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"Wait, what? Isn't he done for the moment?" Felix asks then he looks at Ari.

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Ari grins beatifically. "I just want to keep it all in me, is all. You noticed!" he adds, to Henry.

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Henry ruffles with Ari's hair before sitting next to him. "Of course."

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Felix flickers and reappears completely dressed and offering Henry a mysterious thin rectangle and a bag made of glossy shiny material. "I didn't want to ruffle through it before cooking anything."

Henry takes the bag. Felix ruffles Gabe's hair and flickers away.

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Henry thanks the empty air. And pulls out two objects, not quite phallic in shape, one made of metal and one in silicone. "Wanna pick?" He asks Ari.

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"The one that's made out of whatever the fuck that is," Ari says immediately.

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Henry lifts Ari's legs up and inserts the silicon butt-plug into Ari's hole. He gives a gentle pat before doing the same to Gabe.

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Ari wriggles happily. Henry is so nice. Everybody's so nice.

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"I wish I knew your life was this porn-y. I would've joined it sooner."

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"Usually, I only have one horny blonde dude to deal with. Anyway, let me find the point in the video where Ari transforms. And I guess Ari can explain what he might be better than myself."

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"Hey, is that the video of last night? I wanna watch!"

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"Of course," Henry says.

He does some mysterious poking at the rectangle, which light-up and displays images. "Here it is."

Henry holds the smartphone up to where Ari can see it. It's starting playing the video, Henry's hand moving away from the screen, revealing the fucking.

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Ari snuggles in to watch.

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Henry snuggles back and plays with Ari's hair.

(Gabe, of course, didn't stop snuggling.)

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"Do we have to watch the ent-"

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"Don't be rude, Fernando."

They resume watching.

Eventually, here is the part where Ari starts changing.

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On the video, it's very obvious. There's also a reddish tinge to his skin when he changes, though no one caught it the night before.

Ari is: pensive.

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It's noticeable. "Ari?"

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"Are you okay?"

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"I mean... that sure is me turning big and red. Which is what Diablo is. It just keeps hitting me, I guess."

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Henry kisses Ari in the neck.

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"What is the Diablo? If you don't mind me asking. How much of a concern is that you change like that?"

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Ari closes his eyes and begins to recite a lecture from his uncle. "Diablo is the Lord of Terror, one of the three Prime Evils and the seven Lords of Hell, along with Mephisto, Lord of Hatred; Baal, Lord of Destruction; Azmodan, Lord of Sin; Belial, Lord of Lies; Duriel, Lord of Pain; and Andariel, Maiden of Anguish. He is the youngest and the most terrible of the Evils. Twenty years ago, he was defeated by a trio of heroes, but they knew he could not be slain for good, only returned to Hell. Seeking to contain his power, their leader foolishly took Diablo's soul within himself. It was not long before he was corrupted by the Lord of Terror, and became his new vessel. He then freed his brothers Mephisto and Baal, and began a plot to control humanity with an ancient artifact called the Worldstone. However, he was slain by a great hero, and his essence was banished back to the Burning Hells where it belongs."

He opens his eyes again. "Except that hit kind of a snag, because I'm pretty sure that guy who turned into Diablo was my dad, and he sired me after he started turning into Diablo. And I am... Diablo-like, in certain ways. So I think actually his essence might still be around. In me. I don't honestly know how concerning that is! I mean, I didn't grow horns and start killing people, that's cool. But maybe there's some trap lying around in my brain and if somebody says 'cranberry bog' to me on the full moon I'll turn into him for good, or something. I dunno. What I do know is that Uncle Deckard probably knows a hell of a lot more than he told me, and I'm gonna make him tell me everything the second I get back to Sanctuary."

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Well, now Gabe is vaguely regretting being unable to wrap his arms around someone else. He squirms as protectively as he can.

(He also tries to ignore that this is kinda hot and that made his dick hard again.)

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Henry is kinda running out of processing power to take all that in, but his arms are free.

"Okay, we can figure something out." Oh my science, that's way more emotion in his voice than he expected.

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"Yeah. It'll probably be fine!" Ari reassures him. "I just, uh, really need to have a talk with my uncle at some point. ...I hope he doesn't go exploring some cave system full of goatmen while I'm gone and get taken prisoner, that'd be just like him."

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Yes, it's not like he is the one that deserves comforting. "Okay, okay. Well, there are probably tons of sorcery stuff we can do to help."

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"If getting you back home sooner will help. Our grandparents should be able to get you through a portal sooner than the High Library of Magic."

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"It probably would, yeah. And it's not like I can't kill a couple dozen goatmen, it's just that he shouldn't be relying on me to save him. Especially when I'm missing and presumed dead... What am I talking about, this is a hypothetical anyway. Uncle Deckard is probably not kidnapped by goatmen and should not be criticized for his poor decisionmaking."

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"He is probably fiiine," Gabe reasurres and tries to insert some levity in the situation, "and if he isn't we can all storm in and save him from the goatmen. And if the power of love is a thing against evil in your world, we got that covered." Nuzzle.

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"The power of love is not a thing, but I do love you very much. And Henry. And Thomas and Fernando and Felix. I love everyone currently in this room a ton."

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"Aw, you're sweetie. And I like you three a lot. And I guess Fernando isn't bad too."

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"I love you too, Thomas. And I am sure Felix would affirm he loves you three."

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(Henry is just gonna stay here having a quiet realization.)

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Ari will give Henry a kiss wherever he can currently reach.

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His neck. But Henry kisses back after a moment.

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(Awww.)

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"Breakfast!" Comes the announcement from the kitchen.

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"Ooh!" Ari wiggles. "Do I get untied for this or is somebody gonna be feeding me?"

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Henry eyes them up and down. "It would be rude to undo, Felix's knots so soon. Clearly, we are going to feed you two."

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"Clearly," Thomas agrees. He lifts both Ari and Gabe with easy and walks then over to the kitchen.

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Eeeeee.

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Felix greets then and waves then to sit at the table - which suddenly acquires towels on the seats.

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Henry starts offering bits and pieces of breakfast for the two to eat. Felix made them pancake, eggs and bacon. They also have toast with butter and jam.

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Ari is pretty hungry. He will eat whatever is placed in front of him, in large quantities.

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Henry will experiment, but he will soon realize isn't a picky eater.

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Meanwhile, Fernando went to make a phonecall and Thomas updated Felix in the situation. He comes over to give Ari a hug.

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"Thanks! It's probably going to be fine, honestly. But thanks."

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"Don't mind him. He just really hates missing hugging opportunities."

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"Sorry. I will stop, if you want to."

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"If I ever request that you stop hugging me, then Diablo will have finally consumed my soul, and you should hug me anyway."

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"Pff. Okay." Squeeze. "So, what is the plan now?"

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"I guess it depends how fast we get Ari home. In a more immediate sense. Finish breakfast and then do magic research until another round with these two?"

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"That sounds good to me!"

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Gabe elbows Henry. "Okay, you know how much I love when you take in charge. But please let's go outside at some point today. Get Ari an ice cream. Or at least show him porn that features other people."

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"Or get him ice cream to eat while watching porn. Or maybe even do something crazy like show him non-porn."

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"Going outdoors sounds clothed. And I have no idea what ice cream is, but it sounds... weird. Is the cream sweetened?"

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Gabe nods at the wisdom that outside means clothed. Which is indeed a terrible thing to happen upon Ari.

"Yeah, there is milk and sugar and stuff."

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"Ice cream is a frozen dessert, made of milk or cream with the addition of flavorings such as fruits," Felix explains more technically. "It's delicious. Does your world have chocolate?"

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"Uncle Deckard mentioned it to me once. Apparently they drink it in Kurast. I'm willing to try anything you say is good, just don't abuse my trust."

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Thomas approaches Ari from behind. "Don't worry. There are other things we plan to abuse," he pats Ari's butt, "but not your trust."

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"And chocolate is delicious and so is ice cream. Man, I want to your face when you have some. Maybe we can put some on Henry's dick to make it extra special."

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"You're incorrigible. I adore you."

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"It must be the company I keep." Gabe kisses him.

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"I must say that you two are horny perverts to the point of being awe-inspiring."

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"We don't have your fancy devices and pornography back home, you know. We have to make our own fun. Sometimes that means killing demons, sometimes it means studying magic, sometimes it means fucking until your legs are numb."

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"Very wise."

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"We probably should talk more about your home world. What kind of problems it needs solving."

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"The demons are a big one. And the undead. There's been kind of a global crisis of faith ever since it was revealed that the Council of Zakarum were secretly under the control of Mephisto, Lord of Hatred, but I'm not sure if anything can be done about that. Um... There's rumors the Templar Order of Westmarch is gearing up for a second Inquisition, and the first one didn't go super well? And we're apparently a medieval backwater. That's all I can think of right now that's an ongoing problem."

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Felix pulls out a notebook and starts writing things down. "Technology will take time and infra-structure to set up, but it does a lot for large scale quality of life," Felix muses.

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"How about we gather information first then think how things can be solved. What are demons?"

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"They're, uh, bad. They come from the Burning Hells, they want to kill humans, and there's millions of them. Their power level ranges from 'could kill an unarmed human on a good day' to 'can rip through a battalion of fully armored knights' depending on the species. Sometimes they come to our world through portals, but they don't really have to anymore, there's a breeding population for all but the strongest in Sanctuary now. They actually keep to themselves most of the time, it's not like a constant war, but they steal anything shiny they can find, and sometimes babies. It's pretty bad. And when the portals open up, they usually mount an offensive and a lot of people end up dying."

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"Are they people? Demons in general. Do they have emotions, even if... evil ones?"

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"Yeah. They're fully intelligent. They just think that everything that isn't them should die."

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"Maybe it's cultural and we..."

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"Continue gathering information before coming up with solutions? Because you gave me a lot of flak about how it was the correct way to problem solve."

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"Fine. Okay... any other important demonic properties? Like, you mentioned species, but they have shared traits or something?"

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"Very few apart from the whole 'destroy everything' thing. They all spawn from something called the Great Abyss, but we don't know much about it. But in terms of appearance, they can be pretty much any color of the rainbow; they can have wings, scales, feathers, you name it. There's more humanoid demons than any other kind, but not by much."

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"Well, that's concerning. Demon sorcerers might be a thing. Demons coming to Elsewhere like you might happen as well."

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"Well, that'd be a fucking treat. Maybe I could take it alive, then I could teach you guys witchcraft."

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"How does that work? Witchcraft that is."

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"You harness demonic energy and bend it to your whim, short answer. Relevantly, you have to start by channeling energy from an actual demon before you can start using the demonic energy within your own soul."

He pauses.

"...Although, if you guys don't have demons... you might not have demonic energy within your souls. Which would be a problem when trying to learn witchcraft."

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"I figured if we had demonic energy someone would've figured that out by now."

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"Shouldn't you leave questions about witchcraft for later? Stick to the order."

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"It's still information-gathering, but we can move on to undead."

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"Undead. They're what happens when too much death energy accumulates in one place, and the main reason why graveyards shouldn't exist. Human remains, or sometimes animal remains if everything's sufficiently fucked, return to a grotesque parody of life, intent on slaughtering anything that lives. They can also be deliberately raised by a necromancer, witch, or other mage, in which case they're under that mage's direct control until they die. They don't think; there have been cases of 'intelligent' undead, but they're actually just human souls bound torturously to this plane by demonic magic, and should not be counted."

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"We have graveyards, but I never heard the dead raising spontaneously like that," Felix comments, "I have no idea if Elsewhere would catch them, but I make a note." He does.

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"Are they more or less dangerous than demons?"

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Ari turns his hand from side to side. "Depends on what kind. Overall there are fewer really powerful kinds of undead than demons, though. And they don't have anything like the Prime Evils behind them."

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"Do they have weakness?"

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"Holy power. I can't personally channel it, doesn't mix well with witchcraft, but angels can, and paladins, and some of the better priests. It heals humans and burns the undead. Failing that, you can hit them with a stick until they stop moving."

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There is a pause where the four consider the religious, spiritual and philosophical implications of that answer. "Okay... Any faith works or just the Council of Zakarum belonged to?" Felix recovers the fastest.

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"I mean, holy power doesn't come from the religion, that's not what I'm saying. It's like witchcraft - you channel the angelic energy from your soul. The reason Zakarumites can channel that energy effectively is because Zakarum as a religion is built around it, not the other way around. Not that they'd agree with me, of course. But the historical record backs me up."

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"Aw. I was so hopeful that we would be able to use our near-priesthood status to repeal the hordes of darkness."

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"Aw. Don't worry, hitting them with sticks still works fine."

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Thomas grins. "Great! I have been low-key wishing for an excuse to create a badass magical hammer."

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"Now that is an innovation we are way ahead of you on. Magical weapons are super easy to make, and Uncle Deckard and I can make some really nice ones with Horadric runecrafting if you want something better."

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Well, it's Thomas' turn to hug Ari. He then give Ari a comically noisy kiss.

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Eee.

"Anything else you wanted to ask about?"

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"I think that's good for this round if you are tired. I might want to brainstorm questions and test in a more organized manner," Felix says tapping his pencil to the notebook.

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"I'm not tired per se, but I do kind of want to learn some more magic."

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"Fair enough. And far more exciting. I will update Fernando then."

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"Sorcery teaching then? Thomas?"

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"I will gladly manhandle as many naked boys you want. But I think you are going to want free arms for this," Thomas says. He lifts the two easily anyway.

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wheeeee

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Thomas swiftly brings the two bound boys to the study room.

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"Now, Ari. It's with great sadness," Henry says with mock-solemnity, "that I must untie you."

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Ari grins. "If nobody's gonna need these ropes later I can just bust out of them," he says casually.

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"That's hot," Gabe says like he can't believe someone can awe him this much.

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"Agreed."

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Henry blinks. "Sure, just a sec." He pulls out his smartphone, rearranges some things, check there is nothing breakable around. "Go ahead." He starts filming.

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Ari flexes. It doesn't seem like anything's happening, for a moment, then, like last night, he starts growing. He becomes taller, more muscular, his skin reddens, and this time, they can see the bumps of his spine growing more and more prominent, as if they're going to burst through his skin- and then the ropes split, and he goes back to normal, panting.

"Those were strong ropes," he gasps. "Rope manufacture has room to improve in my world."

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"That was unspeakably hot."

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"It was, but what I taking from it is that we should use reinforced chains next time."

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"Yes. Yes, you should."

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"Of course. So magic learning?"

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"Well, if you three are going to learn nerd magic stuff. I want to be untied too and do other stuff. Maybe draw Ari naked and later go out and buy food for him to try for the first time."

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"What, don't you like magic?"

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"I like the results, but actually inventing magic stuff is too much on my poor little brain. I exist to be and create beautiful things, not to figure out what best arrangement of stinky herbs is better than the other arrangement of stinky herbs."

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The budget-conscious part of Henry's brain starts undoing Gabe's ropes before Ari can snap them. "It's my fault. When we were kids I offered to be the brain to his muscles and he decided to turn into a lifestyle."

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"Huh. My kind of magic isn't really intellectual, per se. Wonder if you'd like it better."

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"Oooh, I like the entire 'harnessing the forces of evil' aesthetic of witchcraft."

His arms are free, this means he can hug Ari.

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"I was talking about Vizjerei sorcery. I'm pretty sure you don't have the natural ability for witchcraft, given you don't have any demons. Though I can test that..."

With a flick of his wrist, a black chain materializes. He whips it at Gabe, but it passes through him. "No demon blood. Sorry, it's sorcery or nothing. Or necromancy, I guess; how attached are you to your bone marrow?"

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"I grew it myself."

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"Why do you ask?"

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"Necromancers do some fucked-up rituals to get their powers. One of those rituals turns your bones and teeth into solid enamel. It's kind of emblematic of the necromancer lifestyle."

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"Sounds too goth for me. Do you have way to test for Vizjerei sorcery then? Ideally whipping based tests?"

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"You read a book and it tells you how to shoot sparks out of your fingers, that's the test."

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"It looks easier than our sorcery when you do it. Man, now I really hoping Henry will be able to learn it."

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"Of course you do," Henry says, but he pats Gabe's butt.

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Ari does too. Having hands again is fun.

"So you wouldn't even want to learn that for yourself? That seems crazy."

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"Maybe for the less intense stuff. But I don't actually like causing pain on myself? The fun of pain is someone making you feel it."

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"What about causing it to others?" Ari bats his eyelashes as best he can.

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"What kind of partner I would be if I didn't please a man in every way I can?" Gabe says. He plays with Ari's nipple and twists it.

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"You know, this is a refreshing change of place from my brothers," Thomas stage-whispers to Henry. "They would hear 'shoot sparks' and immediately try to calculate how to create a power-plant around the concept."

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"What's a power plant?"

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"Like, the smartphone and some other devices use electricity to work. A power plant is place where we create that electricity."

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"Oh, for lots of electricity you want chain lightning. But you need to know the lesser magic before you can learn more powerful magic, so you'd still be starting with Sparks."

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"Cool and you can still use it to be a bad ass demon-slayer!"

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Ari nods.

"But we were going to talk about your kind of magic! And Gabe was going to go do other stuff for some reason."

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Gabe teasingly tugs Ari's hair because of the slight jab and leaves.

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"Yes, we were. While you were distracted, I was planning the next lesson. A practical ritual casting. An unusual take on a heat resistance ward."

He deliberately looks down at Ari's dick to indicate why that particular choice of ward.

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"Ah! I'm told that's a good idea. So how do we do it?"

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"I think we can combine two rituals. One for heat resistance and and one that stops sexually preventable diseases from spreading through semen. We take the two rituals and figure out how to cannibalize them into something viable and not too lifeforce extensive."

He already has the relevant books out.

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"There is a condom ritual??"

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"Ooh, learning by doing. I like it."

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Henry grins.

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Thomas still is a bit in shock it took this long for him to learn that the "condom ritual" existed. But he helps, there is a planning bit where they have to figure out how to make the two rituals go together.

Thomas offers the insight that maybe Ari still wants to retain the "prevents diseases" aspect of the ward, so they might as well keep it.

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"I have a necromancy trick that kills disease, but never getting it in the first place does sound more tidy all around."

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Henry nods at the two of them. "And it should make the new ritual easier to plan."

And they set about doing that. With Henry explaining what each part of the ritual does and how it contributes to the overall thing.

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Then put the theory into practice!

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Ari casts the ritual as directed.

"I wonder, how would one test that it worked?"

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"Gosh, probably with a lot of boring measurement equipment."

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"We could do that, yes. Or one of you could come over here and suck my cock."

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Thomas grins and takes a step forward.

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At same time as Henry. The two collide. The eye each other. Almost simultaneously shrug. And then proceed to kneel down in front of Ari.

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Ari makes the executive decision that Thomas gets his cock first. It just seems fair.

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Ari is the fairest of them all. Thomas puts his mouth to good use.

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Well, Henry shall play with Ari's balls then. First squeezing them tight before also putting his mouth to good use.

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Eee.

Ari makes an effort to be nice, not choking Thomas or anything, letting him suck at his own pace. He does, however, rest his hand at the back of Thomas's head.

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What he thinks Thomas is inexperienced at sucking big dick? He will show him! He will show the all! By taking it all with no gagging.

Also, little breathing, though Thomas doesn't look out of breath.

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That would probably be that "breath" energy thing Ari's heard about, Ari thinks with a fraction of his brain as the rest of him moans softly.

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While Thomas devotes so much of his attention towards that area, Henry will expand his horizons. He will push the butt-plug deeper into Ari. Then play with his nipples. And then he will stand-up and pull Ari's head down by the hair.

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Henry is so nice. Perhaps Ari can reward him by sucking him off.

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Then Henry will face-fuck him, how about that?

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Excellent.

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Thomas, meanwhile is getting quite good at what he is doing and also playing with Ari's balls. Occasionally he squeezes then tight.

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Ari probably won't last long with that kind of treatment. He does his best to ensure Henry doesn't either.

There he goes. He shoots down Thomas's throat just as Thomas squeezes his balls particularly hard.

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Well, the heat resistance ward worked. Not that Thomas is thinking at all about this fact right now.

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Henry pulls Thomas up and kisses him hungry for Ari's cum.

He shoots.

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Ari swallows dutifully, then joins in the kissing. Because kissing!

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Tasty kissing.

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Fernando managed to report everything they knew to the high-ups. He didn't came out of the call thinking they believed him. He will figure out how to make a better argument later.

He and Felix are making a long questionnaire to drill Ari on when they get a call back.

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Suddenly Ari will find himself in front of Fernando.

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"Ari, someone reported a tall humanoid with wings, horns and fire powers."

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"Shit. That sounds like an overlord. Where is it? Where's my scythe?"

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Fernando talks on the phone to get the location. "I can fly you up there if I tap some stamina sources. How much help do you need? I can carry more people with the right spell."

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Felix reappears. "What sort of defenses one needs against this thing?"

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Ari looks around for his scythe, not exactly frantic but very intense. "I can probably take it out solo but I won't say no to help. Definitely ward against fire. We don't know if it has extraneous powers but I'll be able to tell when I get there, so if you know how to protect against cold, lightning, and poison it's a good idea to have that ready if you can. Obviously it's also got claws, teeth, various spikes, and probably a sword, so physical injury wards are a good idea too. Where is my scythe, I cannot kill an overlord barehanded."

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His scythe is in a umbrella rack.

Luckily, someone was already working with the book of wards. Felix sets up the most general purpose battle-ward he finds and puts the volunteers there. Which turns out to be everyone.

Ritual Ritual Ritual. Felix casts all by himself because it's faster than teaching to everyone.

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And it's done. They feel the ward fizzle against their skin.

Felix briefly collapses to the ground until his brothers dump lifeforce on him. He stands wobbly.

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Ari gets the scythe and spins it in his hands. "Thanks. Are we good to go? If so, let's go."

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The last step is going up to the top of the tower. There is a very lighthouse-like room which is glass on all sides. But where there would be a lantern in the middle there is a giant crystal.

Fernando does something that opens all the glass windows and then he taps the crystal. Ari will have enough time to register it and all the stars in the town's sky go dark, plunging the town into darkness.

Then they are floating alongside Fernando, almost anchored to his relative position. Fernando shoots them upward into the sky, above the clouds, then... above the stars? It's hard to register things given how fast they move.

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(Felix did remember to grab articles of clothing, but it didn't occur to him to go upstairs where Ari's were.)

They have time to get redressed but soon reach their destination and look for signs of demonic mayhem.

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Ari manifestly does not care about clothes.

Demonic mayhem is pretty easy to spot. The demon doesn't seem pleased about suddenly being in a human city, and expresses its displeasure via burning and destruction.

Someone's trying to shoot it with what looks like a hunting rifle. It's not working.

Ari launches himself at the demon immediately, swinging his scythe like a battleaxe. The scythe cuts into the demon's flesh, but not far enough; it turns and exhales a cloud of searing flame straight into Ari's face, then slams its fist into him, sending him flying through the wall of a nearby house.

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Ari will find himself less hurt then expected.

The triplets turn to evacuating people. Felix's breath gift of fire also works to stop small flames (it doesn't do much, but it helps).

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Gabe is momentarily distracted by Ari being thrown like that. But he remembers to stay between himself and Henry.

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Henry will use his anti-magic gift to see if he can do anything to make this demon less dangerous.

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The flames around the demon die down somewhat. It looks around for the cause; when it sees Henry, its eyes narrow -

and an eye-searing stroke of red lightning flashes into it, leaving a long black mark along its side. It roars, turning towards Ari, who has stood up and is already preparing another attack. It charges, but is struck by an orb of purple energy, which warps reality around it until a ragged patch of its flesh is simply gone.

The demon screams in pain and fury. Ari's face has twisted into a terrifying grin.

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Two lamp posts wrap themselves around the creatures arms. Thomas is gone (presumably via Felix) before the creature has time to react.

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Somewhat is not good enough. Henry wants to completely snuff out the magic of that creature if necessary.

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Ari leaps at the creature, and his scythe sweeps out to chop off its head.

Both head and body start glowing.

Ari starts running, and shouts "GET AWAY FROM THE BODY!" shortly before said body violently explodes. Windows along the street break from the pressure, and Ari is hurled through another wall.

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Gabe turns and surrounds Henry with his arms. He doesn't know if the wards are good enough, he puts his gift shield up, up, up...

...there is a circle unaffected by the explosion around him and Henry afterwards.

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Fernando is left stunned by the explosion for a moment, but he recovers and checks on Ari.

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Ari is injured, but healing rapidly. There are burns on his back; apparently it is still possible to burn him, you just have to go kind of thermonuclear first.

"Well, that was a laugh riot," he says, wincing. "Any casualties?"

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"A few from before we came here. But we should check if any civilians got hurt in the blast."

Fernando will help Ari stand with some application of the floating effect.

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Ari stands and assists with the search.

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Henry and Gabe hug Ari when they realize he is alright, but promptly resume the search.

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People got hurt in the blast. Mostly because of the glass. One was knocked back and fell down from a balcony.

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It's more efficient to let the sorcerers to transfer health on the victims - knitting wounds more efficiently - and then giving the sorcerers a healing potion.

People in uniforms soon join then. A middle-aged women approaches Ari followed by an assistant that offers Ari a blanket.

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Ari reluctantly wraps the blanket around his waist.

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Good. The middle-aged woman lets him resume search and rescue and starts barking orders to her officers. But soon enough she calls one of the triplets to get a report and then beacons Ari to come closer. She holds a hand to signal Thomas to quiet down. "I would like to hear your explanation to what just happened here?"

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"There was a demon. It broke things. I killed it."

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"Succinct." She comments dryly. "Your name? And where are you from?"

The assistant is already with a notebook and turns to Ari to take notes.

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"Ari. Itinerant, lately from New Tristram, in the country of Khanduras, in the world of Sanctuary, which I imagine is also where that demon was from, unless it was from the Burning Hells, which would be something of a problem because it would imply your world was connected to the Burning Hells now."

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"I told you that he was from a newly annexed world. We contacted the High Library and your town's sorcerer must have been told the details-"

She cuts him off. "Our town's sorcerer was one of the first to die."

Thomas winces. "You can contact the High Library. We probably should figure out if there were more attacks like this."

"I see." She looks around at the most complete search and rescue efforts. "Stay put where I check for your name." She pauses and turns back to Ari. "I must ask, why were you naked?"

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"This was not a planned trip. I was kind of in the middle of something."

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"You could even say that we were in a hurry to get here."

"I could say that at least seven people died and twenty more were critically injured. And that you're claiming a new world is to blame. And that - while excusable - this young man is claiming to have killed what sounds like a person."

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"Uh, yeah, that's why it was only seven people who died. Or eight, I guess, if we're going to count the overlord. Demons don't like humans. They kill them habitually. Fortunately most of them aren't as powerful as that one was, if a carver or a fetish or something gets into someone's backyard you're probably not going to have casualties."

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She gives an impatient look.

"As you said yourself, it was excusable. Self-defense. What are you planning?"

"Well, I want your lot to stay put while I check your story and see what to do with you."

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"Cool. That sounds like a great way to handle the people who just saved your ass."

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She smiles a forced smile. "Yes, it's important to actually check when half a dozen young man have a fight in the middle of your town. With causalities." And she turns followed by her assistant.

"Okay," Thomas whispers. "I thought I got her point of view. But no reason to be rude at us."

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Sudden Felix. "You're the first person to be rude when you get in a bad mood. Also, odds are that she doesn't believe us and some of the victims are people she knows."

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Ari shrugs. "I'm gonna see how Gabe and Henry are doing."

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There is sufficiently less to do that Henry is reeling a bit. He is trying to fill out some sort of report, but not focusing very well.

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Gabe is trying to comfort him.

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Ari will hug them.

"That went less poorly than it could have!"

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Hug. "Yeah, I was trying to tell him that. But I think I didn't make a good job of it. I might have mentioned that stuff like that happens all the time and it didn't help the mood."

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"It's not only that... I just, I've never seen death before." Hug. "What the lady wanted with you?"

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"Oh, she thinks... something, I wasn't clear on her bullshit. Apparently she thinks we're all very suspicious and she's detaining us for a while. So I decided to spend the time with hugs."

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Henry hugs him tighter. "Did she threaten to do anything to you?"

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"Nah, though she did get kind of snippy about me killing the demon. Hilariously enough."

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"Seriously?"

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Uncomfortably shifting.

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"You alright, Henry?"

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"It's just... you're literally from a different world and I don't know how to help you navigate this one."

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Gabe pulls his head back to look Henry from a different angle. "Huh, I think he sort of... adopted you as a new me?"

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"Aw, you have a thing for blondes," Ari coos.

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Henry indignantly blushes.

"I am serious." And blushing.

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"I know. I love you. I can probably deal with your world just fine, no protection required."

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"Yeah. I think you're like... assuming we way too alike than we actually are? Ari didn't grew up offloading his moral judgement to someone like you. I assume. Ari, if you have your own Henry I will be mad if he is hot and you didn't mention him until now."

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"My adoptive uncle is not particularly hot unless you're into eighty-year-olds. Might've been when he was younger, I wouldn't know."

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Gabe rubs his chin thoughtfully. "Not my kink. But I think with enough youth and health transfer it's good enough to restore hotness if we are willing to put the effort for that foursome."

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Henry hangs his head and gives a tired laugh that sounds forcedly pulled out by tweezers.

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"Gross. Bang Uncle Deckard on your own time, don't drag me into it."

Pause. "He was a redhead, though. If you're into that."

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Gabe makes a so-so gesture. "Probably not worth the effort just for a threesome."

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"Yeah, our only motivation is that Ari presumably loves the guy."

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"Hey, I'm the one with unlimited youth. I'll be saving his life myself, thanks. ...Once I know how to do that."

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Squeeze. "Don't worry. It takes time but I will teach you."

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"...In the absence of anything better to do, wanna teach me now?"

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"Sure. It takes a while to get to actually do youth, we will have to start with breath and work our way up."

But they can do that to fill in the time.

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Sharing breath, and the resulting hypoxia, is kind of exciting! Ari's towel is tenting up a bit.

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Color Henry completely unsurprised. They can at least cooperate to make the... tension less obvious?

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Ari's thankful for that. He's not embarrassed, per se, but he's conscious that this is a public place and one where several people very recently got murdered. And that lady could be back any minute.

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Neither cousin actually expected embarrassment. Someone eventually does realize that the naked guy could receive some clothes. Gabe will accept them so Ari doesn't need to stand-up and reveal too much.

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Felix pops in before there is time to get dressed. "They are going to let us go. Likely, someone is going to come to the cousins' place check-in, but we are free for now."

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"Damn, they are going to want to talk to our aunt."

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"...Problem?"

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"You might have not notice her around. Uh, basically she has been skipping her job and the five of us pick up her slack."

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"She is living her childhood dream of being a mysterious fortuneteller by walking around the country side. Reading people's futures using techniques that don't work."

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"We basically have been doing her job in exchange of getting books and resources from the High Library. Most people have one apprentice."

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"Fun. So, what happens if they do want to talk to her and she's not around?"

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"Well, usually I think they would overlook everything. Asheville is so close to the dead city that they were happy to have any sorcerer on duty. But I am pretty sure this will get her fired." Gabe says with levity.

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"That's problematic. Do we have a way to find her and get her back to the house so she can pretend she sent us?"

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"She has something off a route. We can check through that." Sigh. "We should get going? I assume that they don't need us any longer?"

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"Yeah. I don't think we are being kicked out, but we don't have much reason to stay."

He grabs his brothers.

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"Huddle together," Fernando says, "the floating effect got weak enough that I need you touching me."

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Ari is happy to touch Fernando as much as necessary.

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Of course he is. They go up, up, up in the sky in a floating cuddle-ball.

They zoom about with the cloud and stars below them and then...

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"Fuck. Okay, we are safe. This is actually a fail-safe to avoid accidents. I know where we can land."

It's mostly darkness beneath them. But there is warehouse with a parking lot with five trucks. They land amidst them.

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Ari looks around. "Sorry, why are we engaging failsafes?"

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"It's set to automatically land once I reach 50% stamina expenditure. It's just ignoring the fact that I have at least twenty times more stamina than usual."

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Felix (who speed away without anyone noticing) is coming out of the warehouse holding hands with...

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A remarkably tall man. Very remarkably tall. Like eight feet. "Hi, boys. It's your presence here related to the darkness in the middle of the day?"

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"Hello."

Tall. Tall boy. Very tall boy.

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"Hi, Katur."

Tall. Tall boy. Very tall boy.

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Fernando floats up to kiss Katur. "We had a very eventful day. But the short answer is yes."

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"Hey, did we failed to mention Katur? We are the worst boyfriends. Ari, this is Katur. Katur, this is Ari."

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Katur looks down at Ari and offers a hand to shake.

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Ari shakes his hand. A raging erection is no reason to be rude.

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Katur blinks. Stop shaking hands and just holding Ari's.

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"I swear to god that we have reasonable explanations. But do you mind if we use your phone?"

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Ari continues shaking the unresponsive hand. "Alright there?"

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"Of course, sorry. I am being rude."

The artificial lights are not ideal, but Ari can spot Katur blushing furiously. And it takes a moment for him to regain his composure.

"Please, come in." He leads then inside.

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Ari will follow him in! Because that is polite. And because that is where Katur is, and he is very tall and pretty. Some amount of staring may be going on.

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The group is lead to what must be Katur's office. He offers the phone for Henry to use.

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"Ari is from another world, a new one and his world is inhabited by..." Fernando goes on explaining.

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Gabe wraps an arm around Ari. "I am pretty sure we used to be the same soul," he whispers. "Got the same reaction when I first met him."

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"Tall!" Ari whispers. "Attractive!"

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He goes on whispering. "Not only that, he is stronger than he looks. His planet has some kind of weird biomagic and some people are like that. The triplets are halfway between that and normal."

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"Is he proportional?"

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Gabe makes a sad expression and shakes his head indicating he doesn't know.

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Felix turns to them and raises his hands apart. His smile widening as he does so.

Short answer: Very proportional.

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"That's just not fair. Can I poach him?" he asks, bringing Felix into the whispering.

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Felix eyes them up and down exaggeratedly. "No poaching. Which doesn't mean you two can't have some fun."

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"...Run that by me again?"

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"Katur is shy, but not hard to seduce. Just don't surprise him with being into fireplay or something." Felix thinks for a moment. "Henry came up with the idea of giving him to Gabe as a birthday gift."

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"No fire. Got it. And maybe, if you're saving him for Gabe's birthday, I should be the one to fuck him, and Gabe can just watch. Maybe tied up, so he doesn't try to get up to anything untoward. That sounds like the best solution."

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"That's not cool, bro. Admittedly, it's kinda hot, but not cool."

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Felix chuckles.

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"But Gabe, the anticipation makes it all the sweeter. Don't you want your birthday to be special?"

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Gabe's brain appear to be short-circuiting between the two conflicting kinks of tall guys and being controlled.

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Felix pats Gabe on the back. "So, Katur is too much of a professional to do anything too interesting at work. Do you want to come over our place? It has a nice backyard and a pool."

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"Yeah! I'm guessing this would be after we disentangle the current fucked-up situation?"

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Nod. "At very least we would need to lit up the stars again." Head tilt. "I am almost sure it might be a good idea if you're demonstrably not living at the tower? It isn't the usual procedure."

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"Are you trying to steal Henry's man, which also one of the two men I belong to?"

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"I like the tower," Ari contributes.

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Shrug. "At least try not to get caught in the act."

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Ari sighs. "What the fuck is up with this place? Okay, sure, explain the problem with me living with Gabe and Henry, I'm listening."

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Gabe pats his back. "I never understood the issue."

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He touches Ari's arm gently. "I don't actually agree with this. Well, not for this particular situation. But the five of us are public servants that provide various magic-related services. Like light-up the crystal stars in the sky to simulate a day-night cycle. And help people that found themselves in Elsewhere like you do. You're dependent on us for many things already, guidance, shelter, food," he points at the translation bracelet, "the ability to communicate, and so on. When that kind of power imbalance is created, people are concerned that it can be used to the benefit of the person's in power to get things coercively. One of the major things being sex. So they create steps and policies to make abuses less likely. One of such is giving people a place to live independently as expediently as possible."

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"Okay, cool, I have the right to an independent place to live. I waive that right. Because I'm living with my boyfriends. I wouldn't want a separate place here anyway, if it weren't for these two I'd be happy sleeping in the woods while somebody worked out a portal home. ...Also that doesn't explain why living at your place would be any better, you're public servants too."

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"There is actually housing for-" Felix stops himself. "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. If that's what you want to go ahead. Just be informed. Also, I wasn't suggesting actually living at our place indefinitely, only when they are snooping around. It belongs to Katur and they wouldn't be allowed to enter without being invited." He sounds entirely sincere.

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"I get that," Ari sighs. "It's just irritating. People are irritating. This is why I kill demons back home instead of dealing with people."

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Pat pat. Hug.

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"My advice would be stop giving a damn, but your way sounds more fun."

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"Oh, I fully intend to do that too."

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Snuggle. "Man, I'm kinda tempted to be caught in the act even if they kick us out. It's not like I am attached to the place."

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"Eh. No use inviting trouble."

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"I know, auntie might lose her job and Henry would be sad if he couldn't get his magical theory books."

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"If you two are going to stay around Ari at all there is bound to be someone that would be willing to exchange books."

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"What, trading for Vizjerei tomes? I don't know that I want to charge for that, if you're going to have a demon infestation on your hands. Kind of important to have more than one person around who can handle demons."

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Felix smiles approvingly. "Still. I don't think you should worry too much."

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"So you are saying that we should get caught in the act by the High Library representatives."

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"No."

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"If they do catch us and try to fuck you over for it, I'll give them a piece of my fucking mind, but let's not tempt fate."

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Gabe nuzzles Ari's neck and purrs.

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"You are so cute together."

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"Thank you, thank you." Ari kisses Gabe's forehead.

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Henry finishes his calls, briefly talks to Katur and comes over. "I have not talked to her yet, but left a message nearly everywhere and got an idea of her general area."

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"Cool. Should we go try to find her?"

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Nod nod. "Katur offered to send himself and a couple of vehicles in the right direction. And at least one of us should go back to the tower to reignite the stars."

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"Ooh, I wanna see the stars get reignited! Unless you need me to help track down your aunt."

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Henry plays with Ari's hair. "You can go to the tower and watch the lightwork from there. But it should be visible anywhere."

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"Yeah, but I wanna see the magic part! It sounds neat."

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Henry kisses him.

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Magic nerd kiss!

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Gabe wants some love too.

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Magic cousin kiss!

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Then Gabe will complete the cycle with Ari.

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Magic blonde kiss. (Eee.)

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"Too cute."

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Katur approaches. "So, would you boys like to go home?"

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"Well, I'd love to go searching with you, but I'm sure I'd just be a distraction. So I'll go distract them while they rekindle the stars, instead."

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Grin. "It's a show alright. I am going to drop you two off and then take Gabe to search for Annabeth."

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"Thank you, so much."

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"Thanks!" Ari says earnestly. He hugs Katur impulsively.

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Sure. Hugging the other blond guy who is obviously into him.

They figure out the vehicle arrangements.

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Gabe takes a seat in the back.

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(Henry seats next to Gabe.)

Katur snorts and turns on the AC and puts a CD in the radio. He waves the triplets goodbye (they need someone who can recognize Annabeth). "It's a short trip don't worry."

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Ari will take shotgun, since fitting three enormous men into the backseat of even a pickup is not a task Ari wants to undertake right now. (Perhaps later, under less clothed conditions.)

"Vehicle buddies!" he says to Katur. "What do you even call this thing?"

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Poor Katur clearly is squeezed very tight in his driver seat.

"Pickup truck? It's a kind of automobile. Which is the term for this kind of... horseless carriage."

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"We have those, but generally they look more like carriages. They're fancy, though. You see them in Caldeum and places."

Ari seems delighted by AC and radio alike. He keeps waving his hand in front of the cold air vent.

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"Carriage isn't really the term, but I didn't know how to explain it. Caldeum? Is there where you grew up?"

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"Nah, I grew up in Khanduras. Caldeum is on the eastern continent, takes a couple of months to get there in a caravan. We've been a few times, me and Uncle Deckard. It's right in the middle of the desert, but it's got these beautiful fountains, and the bazaar is full of people selling perfume and jewelry and silks and a million other things. Beautiful place."

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"How about Khanduras? Nice place to grow up?"

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He nods. "Lots of forests. Good people. It's less impressive than Caldeum - except maybe the churches, Khanduras has really nice churches - but I think it's a nicer place all around. In Caldeum there's this massive gap between the rich and the poor that gets kind of depressing; in Khanduras, everybody's just getting by, and they like each other better."

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"Good." Henry pets Ari's hair from the backseat. "How about the place you were taken from? New Tristam?"

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"S'in Khanduras. Sleepy little town, founded a couple miles away from Old Tristram, where Diablo rose twenty years ago. Fucking stupid idea, honestly, but there was money to be made out of slaughtering the demons and undead in the old cathedral. They collect gold and magic items, you see, and so if you can kill a few and get back to civilization you can get pretty rich. So adventurers came to take advantage of the local portal to Hell, and a business sprang up around feeding and housing them, equipping them to take on the demons, all that. They're probably all going to get themselves killed one of these days, but Uncle Deckard grew up in Old Tristram and said he wanted to check the place out, so there we were. And it was good a place as any to cool our heels for a while between searching for forgotten Horadric lore."

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"Wow. It's... I was told about demons, but failed to realize that something like that could come up. What's Horadic lore?"

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Ari's eyes close. "The Horadrim were an ancient order of warrior-mages, charged by the archangel Tyrael with capturing the Prime Evils. My uncle is the last descendant of their order. In their conflicts with the Prime Evils, they made incredible discoveries in the field of magic, but those advances were never shared with the world; all too often, the Horadrim took their knowledge to the grave. Our mission is to find the writings of the Horadrim and make them known to all who can use them to make the world a better place."

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"Wow, that's amazing." Katur exclains, he takes a moment to take a second look at Ari.

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"Thanks!" Ari says brightly. "That's in my uncle's words, for the most part. It's really his thing, I just keep things from eating him while he does it."

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Katur chuckles. "An important job. And now you can help other people not being eaten while they help your world too." Pause. "Are you planning to stay there or just visit and come back here?"

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"...Depends, I think. Uncle might come here, and then I'd stay here for sure. Otherwise... I've got people I love here, and I've got someone I love there. It's hard to decide, you know?"

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Henry reaches from the backseat and squeezes Ari's shoulder. "Hey, however it is, we will make it work. If that's staying with your uncle in another world, then be it." He tugs Ari's hair comfortingly.

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Ari makes a small, happy noise.

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"That said. I am totally trying to tempt you and your uncle with modern conveniences."

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"He'll probably want to bring your technology to the people of Sanctuary, come to think of it. Might be more important than finding more Horadric lore, even. Which would be convenient, since bringing technology to the world sounds a lot less dangerous than dungeon-crawling in search of ancient tomes."

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"I have a general preference to less dangerous plans."

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"And I really wanted to stay with my men. And modern technology."

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"Your uncle might want to contact the triplets' grandparents. Implementing stuff is more they area. The High Library is almost entirely focused in Elsewhere."

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Ari nods. "Well, the point's moot until I can get a portal back anyway."

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Nod nod. "It won't take too long. I am sure. People will want to contact your world."

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"Well, that's good."

Idly, Ari flicks a spark from one finger to another.

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"Hey. The triplets' grandparents that you mentioned. Are they the same that threw a glass at you?"

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"It was more like... at the ground than actually at me."

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"Why were they mad enough to throw glass at all?"

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"It's complicated. Me and the triplets belong to two kinds of people and mine's used to threat theirs badly in the past. Really, really badly. And their family is very prestigious. Me being in a relationship with just one of them would be scandalous."

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Ari shakes his head. "Fuck that sideways. Nobody's business but yours who you like, especially not anybody's grandparents."

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Nod. "I agree with you. It's complicated, but I do agree with you."

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"I would hug you, but you're driving, so I'm reserving the hug for later."

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"Deal. It won't take too long for us to get there."

They are in the town proper by now. People turned the street lights on and proceeding about their (suddenly-dark) day.

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And in a few minutes they park in front of the tower.

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There are a couple of people waiting on front yard. Henry goes over them to reassure that the light is going to return soon.

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Ari hugs Katur immediately.

Then kisses him, quickly. He's willing to pretend this is a cultural difference if necessary.

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Then Ari can tell that Katur is: a) blushing, b) looking pleasantly surprised...

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"You're very pretty, you know. And I like the way you care about things."

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Blush. "I could say the same about you."

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Ari kisses him again. "Go on, find the fabled Aunt. But I'd like to continue this conversation later."

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Blush, blush. "Thank you. Talk to you later."

He hops back in the car.

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Gabe gets out of the backseat and gives Ari a quick peck in the kiss before taking the passenger seat.

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Ari waves goodbye, then turns to Henry. "So! Rekindling the stars! How does one do that."

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"Oh, the theory behind it is actually very interesting. Oh, wait. Just a sec," he turns back to the two people. "As I said the light is going to come back in a bit. Nothing to worry, Mayor. We just need to get to it."

The two apparently take this as a cue to leave, they give Ari confused glances but don't say anything.

"Okay," Henry says leading them inside, "as I was saying the magical principles are very interesting. One thing you must understand is that the stars are not regular stars, but crystals that emit light and heat, by default they are stuck in what we call twilight setting..." and then there is a descent into jargon about how the star crystals work and how they keep themselves in place and how they exploit this to make them grow brighter or dimmer.

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Ari follows along competently, asking questions when necessary! Magic is cool.

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Magic is very cool.

(They have work to do so the kissing is kept to a minimum.)

Once they are ready, it's time to climb up the tower and perform the relevant ritual. It leaves them both tired and tapped out. But they have enough energy to get under a blanket and watch the show.

The crystal at the top of the tower gradually starts glowing and then emitting soft waves of light. Above then the stars react as the waves of light hit then. They tentatively flicker with weak light, barely perceptible, but getting stronger. Then a single star burst with a strong glow and it's surrounded by a colorful halo for a long moment, before going dark again. Then a second star repeats the process. Then a third. Then four stars near each other play the effect together, alternating colors between them. One of those soft stars persists with a soft blue glow, emanating blue waves that kindle blue into the nearby stars. And this repeats, waves, and cascades with all the colors until the stars appear to collectively take a deep breath and shine triumphantly and persistently at once.

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"Oh, that's beautiful," Ari breathes. He nuzzles Henry's neck appreciatively.

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"Very beautiful." Kiss. Pause. Kiss again. "Love you."

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"Love you!"

Ari could fall asleep like this, especially after a draining ritual. It's been a pretty intense day.

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They certainly could. The blanket is very soft. It's in the middle of the day, but they are in the shade and the breeze is cool and nice up here...

Henry kicks off his shoes and rearrange their bodies so they can snuggle while napping.

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zzz.

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zzz.

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Someone is poking Ari on the shoulder.

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zzzzwh?

Ari opens his eyes.

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There is a very thin woman, she looks maybe forty or at most fifty with eyes that look almost forcedly wide. "Dearies, this is no place for you two sleep."

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Henry stirs and is suddenly bothered by the day light in his previously closed eyes. "Oh? Aunt Annabeth?" He asks without looking at her direction. "Aunt Annabeth this is Ari."

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Aunt Annabeth glances at Ari and smiles politely, if confusedly.

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"Hullo. We rekindled the stars. It was tiring. I'm dating your nephews."

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"Oh, okay," Annabeth says simply. "One of the Daliath triplets found me and told me someone is coming to inspect us about a demon or something?"

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"Yeah... we should probably make an effort to leave the place presentable," Henry says standing up.

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Ari hops to his feet. "I can help! I have strong, manful arms and telekinesis."

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"That's nice dear, but you're a guest."

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"Well, Gabe and I invited him to live here."

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"Oh, does he want to become an apprentice too?" She says brightly, turning to go inside. "I don't think I've run into my limit of how many of those I can have."

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"I don't know if I can become a full-time apprentice, per se, unless my uncle moves to this universe with me. But I'm learning some magic from Henry already, and it's very interesting."

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"And the three of us are going to go meet his uncle to tell him that Ari is alive."

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"Oh, this is all of sudden," the woman says surprised, "but I hope you boys have fun."

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"I'm sure we will! My uncle knowing I'm alive is pretty important."

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"I am sure it will be at least a formative adventure," She says optimistically. "Okay. I will clean up the upper floors and work my way down to help you boys."

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"Alright. We are going to move around the boxes in the living room to make it more presentable."

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"And I'll help!"

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They set about their tasks. Figuring out where to find space for most boxes. Then doing some clean up.

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Gabe and the triplets eventually show up. They can go about cleaning much faster at this rate.

Then break for lunch. No one is feeling like putting much effort. So they prepare sandwiches.

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Ari has never encountered the concept of a sandwich, or for that matter pre-sliced bread! He is quietly delighted by the ingenuity of this universe.

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Then Gabe will make him more sandwiches. They are actually making sandwiches for the incoming guests anyway, but Ari will get the ones made with love.

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Love is delicious!

"I still need to try cream ice," he muses. "And chocolate. Your world has a lot of good things."

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"Ice cream," Gabe corrects booping Ari's nose. "And I hope I will have time to show you porn. We keep getting distracted from that."

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Ari gives Gabe a kiss. Because he's cute.

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Kiss! "Oh, and ice cream sandwiches! Though they are made of cookies," he says thoughtfully.

Interrupting those thoughts and also the last minute clean up by the front door opening. They can hear quite a lot of people coming inside.

"Okay, better present ourselves to the powdered wigs."

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Ari does his best to make himself presentable, which is to say, he does nothing in particular. Onwards!

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Annabeth is wearing a vest. It smells like mothballs and it's a deep green that matches some of the uniforms marching in.

“Don’t look like soldiers standing on file,” Says one of the first people, with a smirk, “it looks suspicious. Annabeth Williams, right?

“Yes. Sir…?”

“Louis Howard,” the man says sounding genuinely surprised that she wouldn’t know.

Sensing the awkward the woman next to him to steps in. “Dawn Bright, I know, my parents are weird,” she says offering her a hand which Annabeth shakes, she proceeds to do the same with the others. “And I believe these are your grand-nephews, Henrique and Gabriel. And the Vaesteri triplets...”

“Oh, the infamous Vaesteri triplets?” Louis asks with a good-natured smirk. It’s not really a question.

“And of course, Ari Cain,” she offers her hand.

Behind her the green-coded contingent finishes walking in, four people not counting Dawn and Louis. They are followed by people wearing a different kind of clothes. Layered robes in the same style, but in different colors, three deep crimson, one crimson-gold, one black and one black-gold. All with very varied skin-tones. The one wearing crimson-gold is tall. Taller than Katur and much older-looking. His skin looks like the darkest possible shade for a human being and contrasts strongly with his white beard and hair. He is the only white-haired person in the room.

He strides forward and accidentally bumps into one of the green-uniforms who reacts with extreme embarrassment. But the tall man reassures her quickly. Despite the presence he stands at the edge of the group and waits.

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Behind all this, Ari might spot a young man that’s not dressed like he has any particular affiliation to the two groups. He tries to get inside the room-

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A crimson robe politely stops him from getting in.

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Ari will shake any hands offered to him.

He looks curiously at the robes, and wonders what's going on with the outsider. The situation feels very reminiscent of Vizjerei politics, so far.

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Louis, with a smile that might be a tad forced, is the one to include the tall man. "And of course the Vaesteri already know him, but this Dal-Mirdone Terosteri, representing the Daliath Council of Parjen."

There is no particular trace of recognition from any of the triplets.

"Just call me, Dal-Mirdone." He glances at the triplets with a look of disappointment. But turns his gaze to Ari. "I think this is enough formalities. I know what you want to know, Louis. Yes, this young man is indeed immortal."

He doesn't extend a hand for Ari to shake, instead he puts a hand on Ari's shoulder, it comes off as far friendlier and politer. But also more controlling. "Now, what should we do with you?"

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Definitely Vizjerei politics.

Ari claps a hand to Dal-Mirdone's shoulder in turn, and squeezes just enough to give the impression that it is due to his great personal restraint that the bone remains intact, and laughs genially. "You have such an interesting way of speaking. Now, my knowledge of your language is magical, so perhaps I'm missing some connotation. But where I'm from, no one decides what to do with a man but himself." 

He locks eyes with Dal-Mirdone, and despite the smile, there's no humor in his face anymore. "If that's different here, do let me know."

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The hand proves itself to be harder to squeeze than expected, but by all rights Dal-Mirdone's should have shown some sign of noticing the danger. Instead he just says. "Perhaps, I should've said instead. What should we do about your and about your world. I did not mean any offense by implying something else."

His eyes don't flinch or look away.

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Ari smiles again, politely but thinly. "Excellent. I didn't want any miscommunication."

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Dal-Mirdone keeps the eye contact. Even when the red-robed young man approaches.

"Excuse me, Dal-Mirdone," he says bowing slightly. "And greater sorcerers," he hastily adds.

"Yes?" Dawn and Louis taking advantage of the distraction.

"There is someone from the Merchant Enclave that wants to join. He is called Temple Grayward."

"Send him in, Dal-Giulikian," Dal-Mirdone says without breaking eye contact.

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Ari turns to the door, as though the breaking of eye contact were totally irrelevant.

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Dal-Mirdone removes his hand from Ari's shoulder and looks away as well.

Dal-Giulikian is... giving Ari the sort of look that's trying very hard not to communicate anything.

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Temple walks up to them promptly. His posture is... almost too relaxed, but not in the way of someone that's confident, but in the way of someone who has no idea in what situation he got himself into.

"Hi!" Temple says brightly. "I came here to investigate allegations of a new world and new magic!"

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"Hello! They're true! My homeworld is full of ravening demons who want nothing more than to devour you, your livestock, and your children, but we can also generate electricity very efficiently!"

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Temple looks worried when he hears demons being described, but that worried is completely wiped off his face when Ari mentions electricity. "Ooh, through magic? How?"

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Well, Ari can admire that kind of dogged ability to ignore anything not related to a special interest. "It's very easy, actually. I don't know how much you need, but an experienced Vizjerei can create the equivalent of a natural lightning strike once every three seconds or so without resting. Plus we have non-sympathetic magical healing, which I'm told is significant."

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The three people in charge were about to say something to Temple when Ari's latest statement make them all turn and blink. Temple is grinning.

"Ooh, how does it work? How efficient it is?"

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"It won't regrow limbs, but in general, it'll keep you alive no matter what shape you're in. Understand, there's different grades of potion - some amateur's concoction will just barely keep you at the brink of death, but a proper witch's brew, you can quaff it with half your torso missing and hop back in the fight inside of a minute." He pauses for effect. "And I have."

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Now that provokes reactions from pretty much everyone in the room. "Oooh, even if the things cost lifeforce to make or have bad shelf life that has a lot of potential. Now, when you said half of your-"

"Excuse me," Louis interjected, "Temple Grayward, right?" Temple nods, obviously dissatisfied with the men's tone. "Why did the Merchant Enclave sent someone like you, exactly?"

"Oh, they didn't. Someone accused my family of causing the monster attack and we got some of the details and we figured that I could at least defend our honor and if there were any juicy details to share the merchants would retroactively back me up."

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Ari nods. "I'll back you up too, for what it's worth. If anything can be described as 'causing' the monster attack, it's Elsewhere. Or maybe Sanctuary, depending on the direction of blame."

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"Thank you," Temple says delightfully surprised.

Dawn steps in front of Louis. "At this point your family is at no danger and I am sorry you were accused at all. But the point of this meeting, is that - to the best of our understanding - there is a new hostile class of beings that might pop anywhere in Elsewhere and we need to come up with a response to that."

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"Yeah, that sounds about right. If I can get a portal back to Sanctuary, I can at least get you a load of magic weapons, but your people will need to learn to fight if you're going to use them effectively. It's also possible I could hire you a division of the Iron Wolves in the meantime - they're mercenaries, and very effective ones, but they're not cheap. ...Though it's possible I could bribe them with some of those weapons I was talking about. There's synergy for you."

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Dawn briefly closes her eyes and inclines her head. "Thank you, that's the sort of advice we are seeking." She steps in front of Temple, notices what she just did and then just gets Louis and Dal-Mirdone to make room for him and her both. "I am sorry if we just descend and cornered you. And I guess we should've asked you sooner. What position, if any, would you like to take in how Sanctuary and Elsewhere interact?"

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"I'm no one particularly important, unless you listen to my uncle. But I know how things work back home, and I'd quite like to help the effort. And Uncle Deckard will want to join in, and it seems sometimes like he knows everything there is to know. So I suppose we could be consultants, of a sort."

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"Consultants of any sort are important," Dawn affirms.

"It can be paid consultants even," Louis says with an odd smirk.

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"Oh! That would be nice."

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Dawn chuckles, Louis follows her a second behind and Dal-Mirdone not at all.

"Easily arranged. Okay, I guess it's time to sit down and sketch an outline of the incoming days."

Annabeth, distractedly offers her the couches.

"We have a few magical tests to run." Louis says to Ari. "Nothing intrusive, we just need to come back with our superiors being able to say that we checked."

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"Of course."

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Dal-Mirdone seats himself in a high-end armchair that's a tad too small for him. He does not even look used to sitting at armchairs.

"And formalize some responsibilities. The High Library is, of course, responsible for the safety of Elsewhere. The Daliath Church is always interested in helping other worlds and willing to extend their reach to Sanctuary as well."

Annabeth had seated herself at the armchair opposite to Dal-Mirdone, but excuses herself to get appetizers (or flee the scrutiny). Temple aptly takes her place.

"Aaaand don't forget the Enclave. Ready to sell interdimensional wares at affordable prices."

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Ari nods. "I'm willing to slay any demons you need killed, of course, as long as I can get there. It's possible Uncle Deckard knows how to set up waypoints between your cities to make that easier, or at least knows where to look for that knowledge."

He turns to Temple. "What kind of wares?"

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"What are waypoints?" Asks Dawn.

"Mostly Earth stuff, technology that includes everything from medicine to weapons," Temple says brightly, "it's the only world without native magic and the only world that doesn't know about magic. So it got really good at non-magic stuff."

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"If you've been to both ends of a waypoint, you can travel between them instantly," Ari explains. "The art of their creation has supposedly been lost, but if anyone would know how to make them, it's Uncle Deckard."

"Weapons we have," he continues to Temple. "We mostly need consumer goods, but I'm assured there's plenty of that."

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"I mostly mentioned the weapons because Earth is stereotyped as the crazy-weapon-place," Temple with a shrug, "and I totally want to rediscover the art of waypoint creation if your uncle doesn't have it already. Like, name your price."

"We don't have good long distance transportation," Dawn says as an explanation. "Portals must have one end in Elsewhere, but the end you are not standing on lands randomly and you must try multiple times until you get somewhere acceptable."

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"It hasn't been a high priority because Sanctuary has a pretty thorough waypoint network," Ari explains. "But Uncle probably knows where to start looking. His dream was always to eventually have all the creations of the Horadrim at our fingertips."

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"I like the way your uncle thinks! And maybe we can reverse-engineer it with sorcery."

Annabeth swings by with sandwiches and refreshments.

"Have you observed anything else your kind of magic can do that ours can't? And vice-versa?" Louis interjects while Temple is taking a bite.

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Ari takes a refreshment. "I mean, I haven't seen anyone here manipulate the elements, but that doesn't necessarily mean you can't. Same with animating golems and skeletons, or laying curses. But those are things I haven't seen anyone here do."

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Control over wind, light and metal is demonstrated by various people.

"There might be some translation issues, but those are all sound like things we can do. I am sure the specific varies."

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"Uh," Henry speaks up from where he was standing. "Ari mentioned that necromancy is a specific kind of magic."

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"No resurrection," Ari hastens to add. "But you can bind arcane spirits to a physical form made of bone or clay, and they'll carry out tasks for you."

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Various nods indicating that's not possible here. "We can do something where we take an animal mind and copy it into a puppet body. My brother and others like him can animate things by giving them very specific instructions on how to act. There is no recorded case of someone actually creating an animated person."

"Or creating people in general," Louis hastens to add, "do you have forms of teleportation besides waypoints? It's impossible to do with ritual sorcery and only rarely crops up as a gift. Generally, things in the realm of space and time manipulation usually are like that."

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"Teleportation over distances of a few dozen yards is fairly easy, there's a number of ways to do it. The only known method for long-range transport is the Town Portal spell, which essentially creates a temporary waypoint at your location with enough power for two hops, one to an existing waypoint and one back."

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"Oooh, the Town Portal spell sounds really convenient. And our teleportation has a similar limit. In general sorcery isn't really good at range." Temple offers and thinks. "Is magic good at predicting the future?"

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"There are prophets, but the prophecies are vague at best, and you have to be born with the ability. Not particularly useful."

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"I think those cover the major points of magical divergence," Louis says thoughtfully, "at least from our end."

"Should we move to magical testi- Dal-Mirdone?" Dawn starts saying before the Daliath raises a hand.

"Before you start that. It might be worth preliminary talk about where to set up base in the Elsewhere end?"

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"I'd like it to be near here, given I do anticipate wanting to be near Gabe and Henry and the triplets. I'm not in tune with your politics, though, so I won't die on this hill if you've got better reasons for it being elsewhere."

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"Why?" Louis asks.

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"They're nice and I like them?"

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"It's awfully close to the dead city." Dal-Mirdone says giving the triplets a flat look.

"As a first point of contact," Dawn muses her lips are twitching a bit upwards, "that's not entirely a bad feature. Not that I expect we won't be able to just close the portal in case something goes wrong with the other side. And if their waypoint network is that good it might solve the transportation problem altogether."

It takes this long for Louis to get it. He turns bright red and gives Gabe and Henry a look.

Gabe winks at him.

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"What is this dead city, anyway? Is it something I can kill?"

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"Not something to be killed, no. It's a catastrophically failed experiment," Dawn explains, "a group was trying to figure out a way to tap into the magic that creates maintains Elsewhere's environment and change it. The attempt failed, killed all the thirty seven researchers and their entire lifeforce fueled an effect that spreads like an infection, changing Elsewhere's forests into a rocky city that slowly drains everyone's lifeforce leaving the place uninhabitable. Our best solution is cutting off the bits of Elsewhere that have been infected by digging all the way down."

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"Unpleasant. If we had a spare Worldstone, we could help you out; unfortunately, the bloody thing exploded twenty years ago. As it is, I'll just try not to trip into it."

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"Please don't. I am sure your uncle ...and friends would miss you." She gives Dal-Mirdone a challenging look.

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Ari nods. "They would. I wouldn't want to upset my friends."

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"Does this mean we can move on the magic testing?" Temple asks like a kid asking for dessert.

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"I'm game."

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"Great!"

"I want to pre-discuss some details while all this testing is done," Dal-Mirdone says, "politics too specific to be worth explaining."

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Felix steps forward. "If it's no trouble, I would like to observe that in case there's anything to contribute. Or that I should report my grandparents. The Milirevi Vaesteri."

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Ari nods, smiling politely.

Politics.

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Politics indeed

They divvy up who is gonna do what for the next while. Ari, Temple and others get into the study where various divinations will be performed. Temple wants to know everything about the unfamiliar divinations.

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The one that came with Dal-Mirdone is willing to give them explanations while the others set things up. Which is fairly quick, one of them is a telekinetic.

Now, if Ari doesn't mind taking off some clothes so they can draw on his skin...

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They don't mind when he removes the tunic.

But when Ari starts removing the leggings and people realize there is nothing beneath that, most cover their eyes. With various levels of protestation.

Dal-Giulikian blinks and after staring for a bit does the same.

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Temple is shamelessly looking. "I think they are expecting you to have underwear," he comments.

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Ari looks deeply confused, then remembers from last night. "...Oh, those tiny, hidden pants that you people wear? I could probably borrow some."

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One of the women that's arranging things looks like she doesn't want that to happen, but she doesn't say anything.

"Sure, from whom?"

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"Gabe, I guess? He's more my size than anyone else in the general vicinity, certainly. Or we could all just, you know, work around the fact that I have a penis. Like adults."

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Temple shrugs. "Works for me. Works for everyone? Don't be unprofessional in front of the new-worlders." Temple says mockingly shaking a finger at the group.

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"Let's just get over with it. I think the next step is painting the runes over Ari, right?" there are nods all around.

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Ari will obligingly hold still. He's not ticklish.

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Then he will have various people applying substances for magical purposes.

(Well, maybe not entirely magical purposes.)

(Temple is not the only guy paying particular attention to Ari's physiques.)

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Ari notices. He doesn't make a huge deal of it, but he notices. And appreciates it.

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More importantly: The entire point of this exercise is to figure out if Ari is what he claims to be (which is proven correct so far) and also what are Ari's traits an immortal part human.

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Ari is exactly what he claims to be! He is 75% something, and 25% another, different thing. He will live forever, bar the intervention of some outside force; he's extremely strong, and has astonishing reserves of health and stamina; he is flame-retardant to a frankly absurd degree, largely resistant to cold and electricity and poison as well, and can manipulate lightning, fire, and some other kind of energy more or less at will. He can also turn into a much larger, spiky version of himself, who is even stronger; it's in question, however, whether he could turn back.

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Well, the last bit is concerning. Everything is interesting, but that last bit is still concerning. Temple reports this to Ari. "There might be sorcerous ways to bring you back to normal or stop you from being stuck, but they would require time and research. What causes you to change?"

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"When I'm in serious danger, that's usually the most effective. It can happen whenever I get too emotional, or need power for some reason, but it's worst when I'm really in danger. I've ripped men to pieces like that."

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"Wait, like the Hulk?"

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"Close enough," Temple tells Dal-Giulikian before turning back to Ari. "Would you mind turning briefly so we can see the changes?"

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Ari gives him a look. "Didn't you just say I could be trapped in that form forever? Besides, it's not under my conscious control."

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Temple blinks. "By what I could interpret, it sounded like something that could be indirectly triggered. Possibly through some effort and it looked like you could achieve a partial transformation fairly easily too. Like, so easily that it's that easy to achieve full transformation."

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He raises his hand. "I would like to cast a vote against monster transformations happening indoors."

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"Oh, yeah, I get bigger sometimes and it's not much of anything, but I'd need something to break. So I guess if anyone's volunteering to tie me up, we can run that experiment."

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"Cool!" Temple says rubbing his hands together.

Luckily one of the other sorcerers found some torn pieces of rope, which can be easily fixed by the sorcery gift of another sorcerer.

"How tight should we be making these?"

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He shrugs. "I'm just gonna be breaking them. Tight as you want."

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Temple proceeds to tie Ari up.

"How do you know how to do that?"

The other sorcerers stare at Dal-Giulikian as to be astonished by his naiveté.

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"I am a fast learner," Temple says with a smirk and punctuating it by pulling the knot very tight. "Okay, Ari. Do your thing."

 

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Ari flexes, and pulls at the bindings, and it's not long before his skin reddens and his frame broadens and his spine begins to sharpen (and lower down, other changes take place), and then the ropes snap and he deflates, panting.

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Temple non-ironically claps. "That was amazing! And fascinating."

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Ari flashes him a grin. "Thanks! So, yes, big and red and spiny. Any new information there?"

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"Of course!" he then starts a very technical explanation of the changing process. "On, a more practical note. It's a step towards understanding the entire thing better, maybe reversing it if you get stuck. I think I can at least come up with something that is activated conditional to your transformation."

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"Nice! I'm a fan of knowing more about myself."

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"I believe that's all?" Says one of the green coats. "I think Mr. Cain shouldn't cast magic that relies on youth expenditure until we've done some more testing in a safer environment."

Temple blinks. "Why? Because his youth self-renews? I don't think the trait would transfer over to a non-living target."

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"Also, that sounds like it would be cool as shit."

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The green coats are now looking annoyed and apprehensive.

"Relax, I don't want... whatever you're fearing and there was nothing in what we saw saying we can't do safe experiments."

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Henry walks in, blinks at Ari and mutters something that sounds awfully a lot like "two of them" before speaking louder. "They want to know if you've done with preliminary testing."

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"Apparently so. They're worried my infinite youth would transfer to non-living things if I cast youth magic; can someone explain why that's a bad thing?"

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"Potentially uncontrollable magic." Dal-Giulikian pipes up. "Maybe the fear is an effect that grows constantly and then we get a second dead city type of thing plaguing the world. Or at least I think that's their concern. I think it isn't all that warranted. Or better yet, I think we can start you with the practice of smaller effects before moving on anything bigger. Because that's common sense when teaching anyone how to practice youth-related sorcery."

"We are just erring on the side of caution," says a green coat dryly.

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"Ah. Yeah, a second dead city would be unpleasant. Unless we were able to toss it into Hell and let them deal with it."

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"At any rate, I think that's enough for the day," says a green coat, looking a bit green-faced too.

"Okay... I guess you should report to your superiors," Henry says.

"They are your superiors too," says another green coat, "but yes." They start leaving.

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Dal-Giulikian is totally not lingering. Not even one bit. He is just really interested in these books.

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Ari moves over towards him, his clothes still in a heap on the floor. "Thanks for the explanation a minute ago," he says earnestly. "Did you have a question, or something? Or are you just particularly interested in Henry's books?"

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He keeps looking Ari in the eyes. Very deliberately so. Then he smiles. "I never got the chance to see High Library books up close."

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"Relatable," Temple says picking up a book, "The High Library hoards all the good stuff."

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"I'd say you're welcome to look, but they're not mine, so I'm not really qualified to say. You're welcome to look at anything of mine, certainly."

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Dal-Giulikian breaks eye contact.

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"Temple, right? I would actually wanted to show you our collection in case there's anything you think we are missing anything."

He guides Temple towards the library.

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Temple is distracted by the magical shiny and is led without a second glance.

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"I noticed you looking earlier," Ari murmurs. "It's nice, isn't it?"

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Eye contact. "The books?"

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"You're very clever," Ari says. He steps a bit closer. "But no."

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Dal-Giulikian puts the book down, he keeps the eye contact steady and serious.

Even as his hand reaches for Ari's dick.

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It's already hardening. Ari thrusts gently into Dal-Giulikian's hand.

"Feels nice too, right?"

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"I am sure I have no idea what you're talking about." Dal-Giulikian says running a thumb over Ari's cock head. He plays with Ari's nipples with his other hands.

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Ari gets the picture. Without another word, he reaches into Dal-Giulikian's pants and starts rubbing.

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The robe set up is different from what he has seen in this world, but that gives Ari no trouble. Dal-Giulikian responds by twisting Ari's nipples harder and stroking Ari's cock faster.

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Ari ventures a kiss.

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Dal-Giulikian is obviously still tense because someone could burst in any second, but he enjoys kissing.

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Ari nibbles gently at Dal-Giulikian's lip as he strokes his cock. His other hand reaches back to grab Dal-Giulikian's ass, as is right and proper.

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Very proper behavior, indeed.

Dal-Giulikian will mirror Ari and grab his ass too. Maybe a finger will work his way somewhere.

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Wonderful! Ari would return the favor, but clothes. Instead, he will moan softly into Dal-Giulikian's mouth.

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Good.

Dal-Giulikian grabs Ari hair and pulls his ear to his mouth. "Suck my cock, whore." Ear nibbling.

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Ooh. He gets to his knees and sets about that.

Dal-Giulikian may notice the unusual heat of his mouth. 

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Yeah, he got protection wards. So he isn't too nervous, the wet warmth feels good. And Dal-Giulikian will start face-fucking Ari if he doesn't mind.

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He absolutely does not mind.

His hand wanders down to stroke his cock. 

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Dal-Giulikian is enjoying himself, it's only fair Ari does as well.

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There's not much Ari can do while being face-fucked besides ride the rhythm and jerk off. He does both of those things.

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How does he feel about being suddenly lift and pinned into the air? Because Dal-Giulikian apparently can manifest these spheres of solid energy from his hands and do that.

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Positively, if that gasp is anything to go by!

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Good, then Dal-Giulikian's fingers can help loosing up things a little, right?

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Absolutely.

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Great, but Dal-Giulikian suspects that Ari will like much better when he starts using the real thing.

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He's so right about that! Ari likes this enormously.

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Dal-Giulikian did notice how enormous Ari is about this.

He also has no reason to take this slow.

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Ari is pleased about this as well. There's not much about this situation Ari isn't pleased with.

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Is he pleased when Dal-Giulikian shoots his load inside Ari's hole?

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He is, he is! It's very pleasing.

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Good, Dal-Giulikian can then lend a helpful mouth to finish Ari off.

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That won't take long.

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Dal-Giulikian is not particularly surprised and drinks every drop.

He puts his arms under Ari to easy him off in a standing position once the energy spheres are dismissed.

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"Thanks," Ari says, leaning on Dal-Giulikian. "That was great!"

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"Don't mention it."

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"Don't worry, I won't."

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"Thanks." He takes a long admiring look downwards. "You probably want to put your clothes back on."

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"Maybe you do," Ari scoffs. "I'm perfectly comfortable."

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He snorts. "Let's see what your friend and the merchant guy are up to then."

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Ari will happily follow.

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They find Temple and Henry discussing the merits of different schools of magic when casting wards. There is a chart. It's an impressively large and complex chart given how little time the two have been discussing the topic.

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Ooh, chart.

"Hallo!" Ari says.

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"Hey," kiss. He puts squeezes Ari's butt check and leaves it there. "Temple here knows at least twelve different ways to protect people from fire. Like, literally."

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"My family kinda needs it," Temple mentions distractedly.

He is distracted enough to not even ogle Ari.

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"How d'you mean?"

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"My ancestors manage an amazing feat of magical engineering that stores vasts amounts of lifeforce and sorcery gifts that male members of the bloodline can tap into. But every so often monsters show up in the forest around our house. That's why they accuse us from having something to do with the demon you killed. The place was somewhat close."

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"Mixed bag, that. Sounds like you've got it under control, though."

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Temple shrugs. "On the upside, we got really good at fighting weird monsters and how to defend against them. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out I am better protected than all the chiefs of whatever a couple of rooms away."

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"Fighting monsters'll do that," Ari agrees.

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"Yup. I can give you some pointers if you need someone well-warded."

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Ari shrugs. "I could probably do with some, my homeworld's full of demons and I fight them on a pretty regular basis."

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"How common are demon attacks, anyway? Do you fight them everyday?"

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"Me, personally? Pretty much. Most people, no. A forester or someone else who lives far away from civilization might, but they'd mostly encounter carvers and the like, nothing like what I killed; that thing was clearly from the depths of Hell. And someone who lives in a city and doesn't leave its walls would see almost no demons or undead. There's people in the big cities who don't even believe they exist. Stupid people, but still."

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"I guess that's good news for Sactuary's future tourism industry. At any rate sounds like a good reason to share warding secrets."

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"Please. It sounds me and Gabe are going to have some experience with the demon fighting lifestyle."

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Ari will listen studiously. His magical education may not be up to the finer points of this, but after fifteen years learning from Deckard Cain he's good at integrating information after the fact.

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Temple main flaw as a teacher is being too enthusiastic to remember that people can't absorb magic knowledge like a sponge, but he is not too bad.

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Dal-Giulikian is not a slow learner, but apparently he hits a limit and excuses himself to talk to his superiors.

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Temple bids him farewell. Also, he hopes that Ari doesn't mind to have his body draw-over with a sharp to illustrate some ritual steps.

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He most certainly does not.

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What a great student / model!

 

Eventually, things wrap up and people have to report to various other people, draft proposals, get feedback and change plans accordingly. Most of it's fairly technical or political and doesn't affect Ari directly, except that the triplets and Katur are too busy for a day and a half to show up.

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At least they have time to finally show Ari some porn.

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Then they have place to create the portal, possibly a portal hub. A simple but enormous building made of stone that was obviously magically created (or they just keep stadium-sized things empty and unused).

Ari is called to be a portal focus so they can target his universe. Inside he will find the largest ritual circle he has seen, by a large margin. Someone needs to telekinetically lift Ari to put him in the right place.

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Ari is, as usual, happy to be of service.

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And they do the ritual and as a result there is some spacey-wacey weirdness in the shape of a circle...

...and now they have a portal, to somewhere that looks like a swamp, except with more red. It smells terrible and the sorcerer in charge of the spell decides this isn't a good place to have a portal to.

...more space weirdness that resolves itself into a new location, this time a desert with no discernible features to pin point the location.

They try again.

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This one opens out into a hilly grassland. Some cows can be spotted in the distance, chewing placidly on the turf. Meanwhile, about twenty feet away there's a platform etched with arcane sigils, glowing blue, and generally doing its level best to look impressive.

"Ooh! Waypoint! I can use that to get to New Tristram and find Uncle Deckard!"

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"Lucky," Dawn - who is around supervising the thing - says. "How long until you come back? And do you think someone might mind that we placed a portal in this particular hill?"

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"Nah, the Sisters of the Sightless Eye don't do property rights and I'm pretty sure this is the Tamoe Highlands, so they're the only ones who'd object. I'll be like a minute, the waypoint's like ten feet from Uncle's place."

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"Good. In that case, we are going to start warding the other end of the portal," Dawn says, though that's more of acknowledgement that there are sorcerers crossing the portal to do just that.

Henry approaches and gives Ari a quick peck in the lips.

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So does, Gabe.

They ignore people's reactions.

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Ari makes a little delighted noise, then makes his way to the waypoint. When he gets there, the whole thing flares with blue light and he vanishes.

He's back a few minutes later, swearing.

"That fucking moron decided to go into the fucking cathedral without me!"

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Hug. "How much of a bad decision is doing that?"

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Also, hug. "Can we help?"

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"Well, it's full of fucking demons. I can probably take them, but I won't turn down backup. He can probably take them, he's a perfectly competent Vizjerei, but he could also break his fucking hip and get eaten by zombies."

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"Well, count us in."

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"Count us as well," Thomas says waving at his nodding brothers.

"How many people should we send?" Dawn asks. "We do have combat sorcerers."

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"I don't want too many people on this," Ari says firmly. "I want to be able to keep track of everyone's position. We should be fine as a group of six, and even that's pushing it. And time is a factor, here, so I'd like to get moving."

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Moving they get. Luckily, they are warded already. In case something went wrong with the portal.

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Ari takes them to the waypoint, gets them all holding hands, and brings them through to New Tristram in a flash of blue light.

"I've got some enchanted weapons and armor in my room," he says, leading them to the small lodging-house he and Deckard were staying in. "Not enough for six people, obviously - well, enough weapons, but I don't have half a dozen breastplates lying around - but we can at least set everybody up with something."

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They follow him inside.

"This would be so cool if your uncle wasn't in danger," Thomas says.

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"My main advantage is mobility, so a breastplate might not be a good idea overall."

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"I'll give you a helmet, then. Mobility's all well and good, but an axe to the head is an axe to the head."

They reach Ari's room. He strips and dons some monumentally impractical-looking armor, looking perfectly serious about it.

The available armaments are scattered about somewhat chaotically, but about two and a half people's worth of greaves, gauntlets, helms, and breastplates can be scrounged up, along with an armful of swords and daggers, an axe that looks like it could murder a tractor trailer, a sledgehammer of similar proportions, three spears of varying wickedness, two bows and a crossbow. All of these weapons are obviously, glowingly magical, though in lieu of glowing, one of the spears constantly drips phantasmal blood.

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They distribute equipment to various people. Thomas makes a point of taking the sledgehammer. Gabe takes the similarly sized axe.

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Fenris and Felix picks the bows. Henry the crossbow. Others weapons are shared more in a carrying capacity basis.

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Ari shakes his head at this. "One or two weapons each. No sense bringing the whole arsenal."

He also helps them divide up the various pieces of armor. Felix does indeed get one of the helmets.

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Felix will gladly accept his helmet and pair of weapons. Everyone gets ready.

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"Alright," Ari says eventually. "Now, it's a bit of a hike to the Cathedral, but fortunately, I've already been to the waypoint in the graveyard, so I can get us right there."

He leads the group back to the waypoint again, and flashes them to, just as he said, a graveyard, in the shadow of an enormous, crumbling church. What remains of the architecture is quite grand.

Also, there's about fifteen zombies shambling around, all of which turn immediately upon their arrival and begin shambling in their direction.

Ari reaches out, flames running up and down his arm, then pauses. "You guys want some practice before the cathedral proper?"

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Collective nod. Some brandish of weapons.

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Well, the zombies are approaching. Slowly. 

Ari sits down on a headstone to observe. "Go ahead."

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They step forward.

Fernando takes flight and aims and shoots. He appears surprisingly aware of everyone's locations, but is clearly not as experienced with a bow.

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Felix uses his speed to position himself somewhere hard to reach and shoot. Though he appears indecisive (from what Ari can track) and soon he changes tactics and uses his speed to knock down opponents and stab them.

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Thomas appears surprisingly familiar with his chosen weapon. Not that he would admit to have watched videos on the subject of how to fight with a war hammer. He could stand to be lighter on his feet.

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Gabe and Henry work as an unit, even more than the triplets. They are not as combat apt, but are not bad and are good at watching each other backs and capitalizing when one creates a opening for the other.

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They may find that they know more about how to handle their respective weapons than they think; the weapons themselves seem to know what they're doing, cooperating with their wielders as if guided by an unseen hand. Newly minted reflexes whisper cues for combat techniques that a group of middle-class academics (and Gabe) have no business knowing.

That said, zombies are not a significant threat to anyone, least of all a team of sorcerers with enchanted weapons, and they're quickly dispatched. "Nice work," Ari says, hopping off the headstone. "Into the cathedral?"

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Convenient.

"Lead the way!"

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Ari leads the way.

Inside the cathedral, down the stairs, and into a place that looks like a collaboration between Michelangelo and Hieronymus Bosch. The sublevels of the church are beautifully designed, but there are corpses strewn about with wild abandon, both human and demon. There are also several living demons, squat red things with monkey-like proportions, each clutching a razor-sharp scimitar. When they see the party enter their territory, they begin to shriek and gibber and scurry towards them until Ari dispatches them with a well-placed bolt of lightning.

"Fallen Ones," Ari explains. "Supposedly they were once the greatest of all demons, until they tried to betray Diablo and he turned them into... that. Let's keep moving."

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Gory, but they didn't expect to come here and not be disgusted. They follow Ari and keep their attention sharp.

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They run into a couple of skeletons along the way, which Ari destroys with ruthless efficiency.

"There's not as much in our path tonight as there could be," he muses. "Probably because Uncle came through before us. I'm beginning to think I brought you along for no reason." He considers. "Well, except moral support."

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"Go, Ari! Go-go, Ari!" Henry cheers quietly.

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"Remind me to introduce you to the concept of video games and then explain what it would mean for a high-level character to be part of a low-level group."

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"Those certainly are words," Ari nods.

They reach the stairs down to the second level. "I don't know why they didn't just put the stairs next to the entrance," he says thoughtfully. "Wouldn't that make more sense? -anyway, this is where the tomes Uncle was looking for are stored. I hope we got here in time."

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"Without knowing the particular of this religion," Fernando comments. "I would guess that they might not want the common followers to have easy access to all levels. But yes."

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"Nerd. That sounds correct, but nerd."

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"Do you know anything in specific about the tomes?"

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"Huh. You might be right," he tells Fernando. "The tomes typically contain secrets of the Horadrim, but beyond that I couldn't tell you if they're a runecrafting guide or the blueprints to the waypoint system. We just know that this was once a Horadric monastery, and the second-level antechamber was where the lore was kept."

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As they pass through the archway, an old man's voice reaches their ears.

"Back, fiends! Back!"

Then an explosion and the distinctive, xylophone-like sound of a skeleton hitting a brick wall and shattering into pieces.

Ari begins running full-tilt down the stairs.

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Everyone follows into a run. Felix actually reaches the destination before Ari.

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In that case, he will encounter the old man in question, who is hobbling rapidly away from a small army of skeletons while clutching several large books and a gnarled walking stick.

The floor of this particular room features a massive chasm emanating a mysterious blue glow, at the side of which is a narrow ledge of crumbling stonework. The old man evaluates his options, then makes for the ledge as the first of the skeletons bursts in after him.

Barely a second after he makes it across, the ledge collapses, taking a handful of skeletons with it. The remainder of the army is trapped on the other side. The old man breathes a visible sigh of relief.

Then through the ranks of the skeleton army comes a very, very large skeleton, wearing a broken crown and holding a large scepter-cum-morningstar.

"Leoric?" rasps the old man.

"The light of the falling star awakened me!" thunders the skeleton king. "Now all shall suffer as I have suffered!"

The skeleton king whirls around, throwing up a cloud of bone dust. Then he appears on the other side of the chasm, accompanied by a handful of skeletal warriors, and roars a challenge.

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...Is there a way for Felix to carry the old man away from the danger?

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If he can lift and run with about a hundred and twenty pounds of wiry old man flesh, then yes.

Meanwhile, Ari has entered the field and is launching himself at the skeleton king, wreathed in flame like a comet. The skeleton king is bowled over, but quickly gets to his feet and swings his scepter into Ari's chest like a comically oversized baseball bat, knocking the wind out of him. 

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Easily done. He rights the man in the ground. "We are Ari's friends from another world."

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Fernando is the first to follow Ari. He takes advantage of his flight to snipe at skeletons. The others are close behind.

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Tentatively, Henry tries some anti-magic at the skeleton king and his troops.

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Anti-magic doesn't seem to be effective. Sniping is, though.

"Thank you," the old man says to Felix once he's been set down. "It is good to hear that Ari is well; I feared the worst. ...is that him fighting the King?"

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Well, in that case Henry will just shoot the undead with his bow (the one Felix discarded). Thomas and Gabe will focus on skull-smashing.

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"Yup. Are you going to be alright if I join the fight?"

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"Yes, yes, I'll be fine."

He removes a scroll from his belt, unfurls it, and slams it onto the ground. A humanoid figure grows out of the stone and begins crushing skulls.

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Felix joins the skull-smashing party. Though, he focus more on using his super-speed to run interference, knocking down assailants and generally be a pain in the tail bone.

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With so many participants, the fight is fairly chaotic. The skeleton king keeps summoning new troops from across the gap, and eventually the floor is so strewn with loose bones and weaponry that it's almost more of a hazard than the skeletons themselves. 

And then - with a blinding flash of purple light - the king explodes. Splinters of bone fly like shrapnel.

The remaining skeletons don't last long, and the army across the gap is now milling around aimlessly and, in some cases, falling off the edge.

Ari stands, red in the face and breathing heavily, with one foot on a crowned skull. Then he steps off and embraces his uncle.

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People catch their breaths and dust themselves off from skeletal debris.

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Ari lets go after a few seconds. "Uncle. I'm glad you're safe. These are-"

"-your friends, from another world. That extremely fast young man told me. Though he never gave his name."

"The fast one is Felix! The flying one is Fernando, the one with the hammer is Thomas, the blonde one is Gabe, and the one who is neither identical nor blonde is Henry!"

"I see. Boys, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to remember any of that, so let's all come to terms with that now."

"Uncle," Ari chastises. "He's joking. He remembers everything. It's terrifying."

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People wave and nod as they are acknowledged. Gabe approaches and puts an arm around Ari. "Good to see he has a sense of humor."

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Henry likewise approaches and leans on Ari. "Have you managed to find what you were looking for, Mr. Cain?"

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"Yes, yes. These tomes appear to detail the process of creating a Horadric shrine."

"Not the most useful thing they could contain," Ari notes. "Shrines are... kind of useless, actually. A shrine is a stationary structure that temporarily gives you a 'boost' to some attribute, like strength or stamina or fire resistance," he explains to the rest of the group. "They're usable by one person per hour, and the effect lasts about five minutes."

"A well-placed shrine can be an extremely valuable resource," Cain chides. "And with sufficient research, we might be able to surpass the traits you find so limiting."

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"Stamina is a component of our magic," Henry points out.

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"Betcha that all the other magic nerds are going to get wet over it."

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"Yeah, I guess that could be handy," Ari allows.

"Ordinarily I'd be very interested in another form of magic," Cain says, "but I found something else in the archives as well, which is very troubling. It's a prophecy."

"Oh good. What's it say?"

"The world is about to end."

"...Shit."

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"Shit," Gabe echoes.

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"How soon? And how?"

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"is this the sort of thing that would benefit from evacuation to another world?"

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"If I knew the answers to these questions, I would feel much better about our chances," Cain says. "What I know is this: over the years, there have been dozens if not hundreds of prophesies from prophets all over the world stating that one day, a star will fall from the sky, the dead will rise en masse, evil will return, and the world will be destroyed. While Ari was gone, a star fell from the sky. It landed-" he gestures to the pit- "here. Which is the other reason I came to this benighted place. I must discover what it is that fell, for it may be the key to stopping this apocalypse."

"A star fell from the sky?" Ari asks.

"Yes. While you were gallivanting in another world collecting boys, a star fell from the sky. Try to keep up, Ari."

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Flying boy raises a hand. "He also collected a diplomatic envoy that would be absolutely interested in helping with this."

He also peers at the pit, looking for any sign of key-to-solve-the-apocalypse-ness.

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Well, the pit goes down a good few hundred feet. The walls glow a faint, celestial blue.

Also, at the bottom, there's what looks to be an unconscious man. He's not glowing.

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Fernando reports this. "I am significantly warded, but it bears asking. Should I just retrieve him?" He says pointing at the man.

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Cain looks very, very concerned. "The fallen star was a man? Yes, bring him up. We'll take him back to town and see what information he has."

"Is he hot?" Ari inquires seriously.

"Ari."

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Gabe gives Ari an appreciative butt squeeze.

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Well, regardless Fernando will go bring the man up, first inspecting for any injuries that need to be healed before bringing him up. Technically, this does allow Fernando to assess hotness.

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The man is uninjured, which is odd for someone at the bottom of a crater. He's middle-aged, dark-skinned, with the body of a soldier or a very dedicated athlete. No visible scars. No visible hair, either - not on his head, nor on his arms or legs.

As Fernando touches him, the man's eyes slowly open. "I... who are you?" He looks around. "Where am I?"

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"I am Fernando Vaesteri," Fernando says. "This is a crater in a former Horadric monastery. are you feeling well? Are you capable of moving?"

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"I am well," the stranger says. "I... can walk, yes... are you floating, or am I not in fact well?"

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"I am floating, yes. Would you mind if I lift you up to where my friends are waiting?"

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He considers.

"Why not."

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Fernando will then carry him up. Up up they go.

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The stranger is remarkably comfortable with flight. Not afraid, not enthusiastic, just nonchalant.

When they reach the group, Cain nods to the man. "What is your name, stranger?"

"I... do not know. I think I had one, once, but it isn't coming to me."

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Fernado eyes him over. "I am sorry if this is a rude question, but are you human?"

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"Yes," he says slowly. "Yes, I believe I am. How strange." He blinks. "I don't know why that's strange."

"You did fall out of the sky," Ari notes. "Humans don't typically do that."

"No, I suppose they don't."

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"Checking in case he is some sort of fallen angel or something?" Felix asks. Fernando nods.

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"Anyway, we might want to leave this place? And if we do, do we want to go back where our people are and try to start diplomatic contact while we figure out the apocalypse?"

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Cain nods decisively. "There's a waypoint in the graveyard."

"Yes, Uncle, I know. That's how we got here."

The old man's brow furrows. "Then why did you come down the stairs instead of through the secret passage through the mausoleum?"

"...I forgot?"

Cain sighs and walks over to a nondescript section of wall, which he presses on to reveal a dark passageway leading outside. "Follow me, children."

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The "children" follow.

Gabe pats Ari's on the back. "At least we learned a valuable lesson on fighting monsters. Or something like that."

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"There's no need to patronize me," Ari sniffs. "I've long since accepted that I'm not my uncle; I have a normal human memory, one that doesn't accommodate remembering every detail of the layout of a ruined temple I was last in twenty years ago. Or in my case, a ruined temple I've never even been to."

Cain vanishes through the waypoint with the Stranger. Ari turns to the others. "You should all be able to use the waypoint to go back to town, now, so just step on and think about the destination."

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That's easily done. It's not like they have visited that many waypoints. Beam me up, Scotty.

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And thus they are beamed.

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In town, there's a bit of a commotion.

"The falling star was a man?" a strange woman asks.

"Yes," the fallen star replies.

"Who is this?" Cain asks.

"She came to the town and killed the zombies that were attacking," one of the guards says. "It was incredible! I've never seen anyone fight like that!"

"They were zombies," the woman scoffs. "You don't have to be some kind of mighty hero to kill zombies. Though I am, of course."

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Felix flickers into existence next to them. "Is there a problem?"

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"No, dear," the woman says sweetly. "I'm just asking after the falling star because there happens to be a rather important prophecy about it- him, I should say- and I'd rather the world not be consumed by the forces of hell."

"This is a goal we share," the Stranger nods.

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"And I'm here because someone needs to carry her luggage," adds the exceedingly pale man leaning against a nearby wall. He is not carrying any luggage. He is, however, carrying a long wooden staff inset with what appears to be a human spine.

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"Gosh, what a coincidence. I too prefer my worlds to stay unconsumed."

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Fernando's flight does not increase his reaction time so he does not risk flicking into existence, but he sure shows up really fast. "Who is this?"

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"My name is Li-Ming Jian. I'm the greatest wizard of our age. Pleasure to meet you."

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"I'm Lorath Nahr, her valet."

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"He's my assistant. A mercenary. Ignore him."

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The rest of the party is already there by now and Gabe winks at Lorath, but turns to pay attention to Li-Ming.

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"Felix Vaesteri, and the pleasure is all mine. Anyway, if you want to join forces in a apocalypse prevention squad I am all for that."

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"Excellent. What's our next step, then, if we're to prevent this apocalypse?"

"I remember-" the Stranger says suddenly. "I remember I had a sword. It was important. But I dropped it as I fell."

"Ooh. The falling star did actually split in two, I remember now - the second piece fell not too far from here, actually. I calculated it, hang on-" She mouths some numbers. "It landed twenty miles north of here. Do you want me to get it for you?"

"I think it would help me remember," the Stranger nods.

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"Twenty miles north of here... that's the Drowned Temple. Ancients' Rest. I know the waypoint signature, I can take you. Also, no offense, but we don't trust you enough to send you off alone on this yet, so I'll play chaperone."

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"No offense taken," Lorath says before Li-Ming can say anything. "We did just meet. Come on, boss, adventure awaits."

They vanish through the waypoint.

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Cain blinks.

"That all happened rather quickly."

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Well, they would have offered to go, but the Elsewhere crew already know they would be on the way. Felix wonders how much Fellowship of the Rings" is this situation.

"Speaking of quickly. We should take you to the diplomatic envoy and explain this mess. Do you need anything before we go?"

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"Ah... no, I don't suppose I do. Mr. Rumford, would you show the Stranger to my rooms?"

The apparent captain of the guard nods, then ushers the Stranger to a nearby building. Cain leans heavily on his gnarled staff and sighs. "I'd have liked to sit down for a while, but that can always wait. Lead the way, gentlemen."

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They lead the way.

People are already turned their way when they arrive. There is a tall blonde woman pointing at them, though she is looking at the sky with eyes unfocused. Another woman is floating above, standing in what looks like a seashell made of blue energy. Some people appear to be waving unknown devices at them, but non-threateningly.

Dawn is the one to actually approach.

"This is Ari's uncle. Ari went off on... an errand-"

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"There is an world-ending prophecy that's, like, coming about right now and the errand is related to that. So, maybe you should talk about that."

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Cain sighs. "Yes. The prophecy specifically states that 'evil shall return' upon the advent of the falling star, which I imagine has something to do with the seven Prime Evils. Five of them are dead and should in theory be out of commission for the next few hundred years or so while they reform in the Black Abyss. That implies that the two remaining Evils, Azmodan and Belial, will be involved. It also states that 'the folly of children shall crash the Arch of Heaven and the world will be swallowed in flame'. That's what I have to work with."

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Well, Dawn makes a face that can only be described as "worried, but I have decades of experienced with disasters".

"In that case, there is no time to waste, follow me." She says already turning. "We are running non-invasive tests on your group to be sure you are not a doppelganger or mind-controlled," she says like it's an afterthought. "Have they explained anything about us to you?"

"Nope, I don't think we've spent ten minutes with the guy."

"Alright, I can explain it on the way to our meeting room."

She gives a succinct summary of Elsewhere, it's attached worlds, the danger of demons-suddenly-appearing.

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"Thank you,"  Cain says. "I confess I was beginning to become confused."

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"You're welcome."

Cain is eventually taken to a meeting room with a large table and various charts, maps and chalkboards hanging from the walls. Dal-Mirdone and Louis are there among other people that exude similar auras of importance.

"Gentleman," Dawn announces to the room, "the situation is worse than expected. Cain, would you mind explaining it yourself?"

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Cain looks longingly at the nearest chair, but remains standing as he explains the prophecy again.

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Most people that were standing also stay standing, though some do decide to sit down during the explanation.

Dawn motions Cain do sit down once it's over, though this might be lost at the sudden sea of questions that ensues. People want to know how fast the process is likely to be? How reliable are prophecies? How preventable are prophecies? And variations.

Dal-Mirdone stands up, he does not completely quiets down the room, but he still is an imposing eight feet tall figure, even among peers he commands attention. "What do you know that needs to be done? To fight this?"

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He sits down gratefully. "How fast? I couldn't tell you. How reliable? In this case, very. This prophecy has been repeated many times. What can be done to prevent it? ...I don't know. I do believe it can be stopped, or I wouldn't be trying. But what can actually be done, I don't know."

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Dal-Mirdone closes his eyes and says something brief and prayer-like. Cain might notice that people color-coded like thing (and some who are not) repeat the prayer.

Someone else interjects. "Depending on the timescale we might be able to evacuate. Not to Elsewhere because it will get demons, but one of our attached worlds-"

"The prophecy sounds all-encompassing enough for that not to work," Dawn interrupts, "maybe."

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"Do you have any idea how Elsewhere would fit in the prophecy?" Asks Fernando from the wall where he and others have only been listening.

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Cain gives it some thought. "I... you must understand, it's very, very strange from our perspective that Elsewhere should exist. The High Heavens and the Burning Hells were created from the corpse of the great god Anu and his counterpart Tathamet, at the beginning of time, and Sanctuary was created using the Worldstone a few thousand years ago. Elsewhere, meanwhile, seems to just... exist. I believe you may be an entirely separate universe, not bound by our laws or prophecies. If so, your influence is our best bet, as it were, for averting this."

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Very mythical Fernando doesn't say. Though, Sanctuary is a very unique world. Fernando (and many others) nods.

"If anti-spying wards work against prophecies," someone muses.

"Apparently bits of the prophecy still happened," Dal-Mirdone says, "so we might be invisible but the threat still exists. Of course, we are planning to help either way. And it's our understanding that sorcery does things your magic can't do."

"There might be a way to permanently destroy or neutralize the Evils," says the first someone, "do you know what sort of thing can kill one of them?"

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"They can be killed as you would kill any other great monster," Cain says, "magic and steel and so on. But the problem is that once they are killed, their essence will return to the Hells and they will be reborn. Long ago, the archangel Tyrael showed my father and his companions, the Horadrim, how to bind these demonic essences within a Soulstone, trapping them. Unfortunately, the Soulstone is not a perfect prison; the Evils can still influence the world around them, warping the minds of mortal men and eventually convincing them to take the Soulstone upon themselves, freeing the Evil and granting it a new vessel. Worse still, the Soulstones were made from chips of the Worldstone, which was corrupted by Baal and had to be destroyed twenty years ago. Unless we find another way to bind the Evils, all we can do is delay the inevitable."

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"If we delay in the scale of years we will have brought time to research a better solution, months would help," Dawn says.

"We have ways to influence minds or stop magic. Granted, the interaction between the two kinds of magic might be off and it would require a lot of lifeforce expenditure."

"If the Evils' essence is sufficiently biological we might even be able to steal it-"

"Whoever took it would be a sacrificial goat or maybe the next vessel," Dal-Mirdone warns.

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"Do not take power from the Prime Evils," Cain says sharply. "It will end very, very poorly."

He sighs. "Delaying events... may be possible. I do not know what will come. But I will try my best."

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"Do you know what crashing the Arc of Heaven could mean?"

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"The Arch of Heaven is the source of all holy energy and the birthplace of new angels. It rests in the center of the High Heavens, above the Silver Spire. If it were to be destroyed, the Burning Hells would soon conquer all three layers of reality, as the dark power of the Black Abyss would no longer stand opposed."

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"How could the folly of men destroy that?" Felix asks.

"Angels," Dawn says, "how do we contact them?"

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Cain sucks in a breath through his teeth. "Angels... are dangerous. They hate demons, but they do not like humans. When humanity first appeared, their leaders, the Angiris Council, voted on whether we should be allowed to live. The tie was broken by one vote."

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"And this prophecy probably does not endear our species to them," Dawn offers. "Should we hide from them?"

"Should we hide from them? Elsewhere and attached worlds."

"Assuming they have means to become aware that we exist."

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"The main quality of angels is both a positive and a negative one: they care little for what happens outside their borders. They are unlikely to discover that you exist unless you make yourselves known to them. So, do not create portals to Heaven, but do not worry overmuch about them learning you exist."

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"Angels might show up. A demon did."

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"Hmm. You have a point. If that does happen, then you could make a temporary portal to Heaven and release the angel back; it would be worse for them to think you had kidnapped one of their own, than for them to know you can access their home plane. But neither is ideal. I believe you would be best served to release the angel into Sanctuary, where there are certain naturally occurring portals to the High Heavens, concealed among the clouds."

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They have people taking notes who do take note of that. "We might not be able to create portals to the High Heavens," someone muses.

"Might bear testing," Dawn says, "but under very controlled conditions. Should we be worried that the angels are going to attack if they show up?"

"We already going to stretch our resources pretty thin. We have to cover demons and maybe angels shows up in Elsewhere and this prophecy business?"

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Cain shakes his head. "Angels would not attack unless directly provoked. They tend to be very placid creatures, given mostly to artistic pursuits. Of course, when they are provoked, they are terrifying beasts of blinding light and righteous fire. But that shouldn't be a problem. On which note, I must once again recommend against opening a portal to Heaven, because there is every chance they would take it as a threat."

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"I meant a portal to figure out if it was possible at all. But I understand."

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Cain closes his eyes, very much looking his age. "Is there anything else we should discuss?"

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"Lots," someone, one of the few gray-haired people, snorts.

"Yes, but this is a good point for a break," Dawn says. "We should ward you and your nephew requested, and we are offering for free, a couple of decades worth of Youth to you."

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"Youth?" Cain's eyes open wide. "I... would this youth be taken from others? I've already lived a very long time."

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"It's sold and bought by people that made the decision to live one or two years less," says a very youthful looking man, a tad defensively.

"And you're currently our best point of contact with your world," Dawn says in a reassuring tone, "that much Youth is the amount necessary to give us a reasonable guarantee that you're going to stick around for a couple of years."

Felix approaches Cain to speak quietly in his ear. "Ari generates Youth and might be able to keep someone young forever, but sharing it is a skill that takes time learning. You can take it now and give it back later if it still bothers you."

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Cain exhales. "If Ari can leverage his... unique heritage... to return the investment, then I will accept." He smiles wryly. "I would feel more comfortable accepting my nephew's aid directly, but I recognize that I am not presently making the best show of my health."

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"I can't say you look strong enough to survive the end of the world," Thomas says a bit too loudly to count as a whisper.

There are polite chuckles all around.

"That's settle then," Dawn announces which dismisses the meeting.

People immediately start to scatter into more individual conversations.

The youthful-looking-man makes his way towards Cain, he hooks arms. "Hi, dear. Me and my assistants are here to treat you with all sort of nice protection magic and youth. Important question, do you want to keep the wizened old looks?"

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Cain shakes his head. "If it's no extra trouble, I'd rather not look like... this, anymore."

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"Not at all. Youth on itself does not reverse that much, not in the surface. But we are going to load you up with all kinds of nice things."

They go to another room, one with several ritual circles on the ground and assistants waiting.

The boys follow Cain, but are told to wait by the door and be quiet.

The man starts with the Youth transfer, which feels to unique to describe. A surprisingly solid sensation that goes deep into his bones.

Most of what Cain has to do is stand inside the circles while the assistants perform various inscrutable actions. At some point they ask him to remove his shirt for the applications of a strong-smelling paint, but overall it's not a very interactive process.

There is a mirror on one of the walls, the de-aging process is too slow to notice while looking, but by the end of it he does look younger than just two decades.

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Deckard Cain with his shirt off looks rather like a half-melted candle, but they're probably used to that.

Once he's de-aged, he looks... remarkably good. This is, after all, a man who managed to live past the age of eighty in a pre-industrial world; this is not something that happens without good genetics. Age sixty, he's not exactly a model, but he's got a full head of thick russet hair (silvering at the temples only slightly) and a body like a man who has been hiking through the wilderness for his entire natural lifespan.

He looks in the mirror, marveling at himself. "Will someone-" He starts at the sound of his own voice, no longer nearly as rasping and croaky. He clears his throat and continues. "Will someone get me a knife? I'd like to shave this beard."

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People are happy to provide a knife, a bowl and even shaving cream.

Henry eyes Deckard down and turns to Gabe.

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"Not quite young enough," Gabe whispers, "but hopefully enough to freak out Ari a little bit. That would be hilarious."

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Once he's shaved, Deckard Cain is more or less unrecognizable. His rather prominent nose is the only real point of commonality with the face he bore a few hours ago. Even his formerly terrifying eyebrows have receded somewhat from their overgrown state.

"I feel like a new man," he says wonderingly. "I am very grateful to you all. But don't think I didn't hear that, Gabe."

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"Good to know you have working ears."

Apparently this is enough for the various sorcerers to kick them out of the room.

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"I do feel ready for whatever further discussion is necessary," Cain mentions. "Abruptly being twenty years younger is very revitalizing, if you'll forgive the pun."

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"It's a common sentiment and I'm sure Dawn will enjoy your company."

Dawn can easily be found. Apparently have a quiet, but heated discussion with two other people wearing the same uniform as her.

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"I hope I'm not interrupting," Cain says. "But I'm ready to resume our meeting whenever is convenient."

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"That was... interesting," Li-Ming says thoughtfully.

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They've sent various peoples to guard the waypoint and scout the immediate area around the known waypoints.

They offered their help so they happen to be around when the expedition returns. "Interesting?" Henry asks, approaching.

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Gabe is following. "Hey, Ari. Are you okay?"

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"Well, it turns out I'm the scion of an ancient race of god-kings known as the Nephalem," Li-Ming explains airily. "Which does somewhat explain how great I am."

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"I'm fine," Ari says, giving Gabe a hug. "Li-Ming is really good at killing things! I want to fight her sometime."

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"Get in line. You're after that creepy lady with butterfly wings who wanted the sword."

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Quick butt pat. "Of course you do."

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"Butterfly wings?"

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"Yep. She was a witch, she had these... butterfly imps, attached to her shoulders? It was creepy. And she wanted the sword. But we killed the minions she sent to get it, and we got it instead. Nyah."

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"We didn't see her in person, just an illusion of her. And she said she was a servant of Belial."

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"The demon of lies? And why do you think she wanted the sword?"

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"Perhaps she thought it would look nice on her mantel."

(The sword does look rather nice.)

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"You're not wrong. Demons and their servants often seek to corrupt holy artifacts, but failing that, they'll settle for containing them, keeping them away from those who would use them for the pursuit of good."

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"It does look like the sort of thing meant to kill Evils."

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"Unless, it turns out that the power was inside you the whole time. Or that the answer is 'love', which would suck."

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"That would suck. Particularly for Li-Ming, who has never loved anything except herself."

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"Excuse you. I also love killing."

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"I guess that's one way of saving the world from demon hordes through the power of love."

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"Anyway, what's the next step? Oh, and your uncle got rejuvenated already. Just twenty years, but he does look less..."

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"Like he couldn't survive a stiff wind."

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"Oh, good! Thanks for letting me know."

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"The next step is to find the Stranger and give his sword back so we can figure out who he is." This said, she strides towards Cain's house, sword in hand. 

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"Of course," Henry says, putting a hand around Ari's waist and following Li-Ming.

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Li-Ming flings the door to Cain's house open. "We found-"

The Stranger isn't alone. He's bound in chains of black iron. Above him floats a pale woman with butterfly-winged creatures clinging to her shoulders.

"You!" Li-Ming shouts.

"Yes," the woman laughs. "I'm here for your stranger. My master will be most pleased with my capture of the one who has so often thwarted him over the years!"

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"You won't get away with-"

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thock

Abruptly, there's a foot-long spear of bone sticking out the woman's throat.

Blood bubbles from her mouth as she reaches up, shakily, to pull it out. Then her hand falls, and she slumps over in the air, still supported by her wings.

"No," Lorath says flatly, "she won't."

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"Brutal and ruthless. What other charming qualities do you have?" Gabe asks Lorath.

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Henry rolls his eyes and goes to unbind the Stranger.

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"By all accounts I'm good with kids," Lorath offers.

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"Thank you," the Stranger says. "Wizard. You have my sword."

"I do," Li-Ming says. "Take your blade, Stranger, and say why you have come here."

The Stranger takes his sword. There's a burst of light, and suddenly he's wearing a full suit of golden armor. "I remember now. I am... I was the Archangel Tyrael. But I cast off my angelic mantle to walk the earth as a man, so that I could tell you: Belial and Azmodan walk this earth once more."

"...well, shit."

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"I like how you made that sound ominous."

Then at Tyrael. "Oh, hell." Beat. "If you allow me to say so."

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Is this what life is like now? Archangels and the forces of evil? Sigh.

"What can be done about it?"

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The former angel shrugs. "We will fight them as best we can. I know where they are, at least; Belial has taken hold of Caldeum, while Azmodan has set himself in the crater of Mount Arreat."

"Well, that gives us a travel plan, at least," Li-Ming muses. "We'll swing through Caldeum and incinerate the Lord of Lies, then eastward to take care of the Lord of Sin."

"Your confidence is heartening if not misplaced," Tyrael says drily.

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"Cool, what do we need to bring? And is it disrespectful if we take a selfie with the corpse of the Lords after you've killed them?"

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"What is a 'selfie?'"

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"It's, uh... imagine if you had a device that can instantly paint a portrait of you? And you did that, with the corpse of Belial in the background."

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"That would be fine."

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"Awesome!"

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"How hard is killing them supposed to be?"

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"Very," Tyrael sighs. "Their skin turns away all but the most powerfully enchanted blades, and they can use their own magic to counter nearly anything a mortal sorcerer could attempt."

"I am no ordinary mortal," Li-Ming says with a sharp smile. "And I trained under the sorceress who vanquished Diablo twenty years ago. I do not think they will find it so easy to counter me."

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"Alright. Despite all your credentials you should talk to the people of our world to see whatever benefit they can throw your way."

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"Sure, sure. I'll take every advantage I can get, obviously. But I'm great, is the idea."

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"I wouldn't imply otherwise."

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"Clearly, once this is over people will tell tales about your greatness for many years and make a movie about your life. Which is like if they managed to record the image and sound of a theater play to show later."

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"That does sound nice," she says. "Even if you are being sarcastic."

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"Should we go through your portal, then, and take the waypoint to Caldeum after?"

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"Yeah, maybe with a detour so we can make out with Ari."

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"A very rewarding activity, I'm sure."

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"It does sound it," Li-Ming says consideringly. "I confess I've never lain with devilspawn. Is he all yours, or do you share?"

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"We share. The triplets are also in on the mix."

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"This third-person thing is fun," Ari says. "It's like I'm not even here."

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"You get used to it."

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"Aw, babe. You know you are the best and most important devilspawn in all worlds, right?"

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"Aw!" Ari wiggles happily.

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Li-Ming grins. "I have got to try you. Later. On that note, can I get the signature for this portal off one of you gentlemen?"

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"Oh, sure." Ari holds Li-Ming's hand and steps onto the waypoint, pulling her through to the Tamoe Highland point. He gestures to the portal. "There you go."

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She strides through the portal with the utmost confidence. "Hello! The demon lords Belial and Azmodan walk the earth, and I'm the one who's going to kill them. Who should I consult for aid?"

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Someone directs her to Dawn. Cain should still be hanging around.

Meanwhile, Henry pulls Ari aside for some kissing and check on how he is doing.

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Ari's doing fine.

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Li-Ming makes her way to Dawn. "Hello! I'm going to kill the remaining Evils, and I was told to ask for whatever help you could give."

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Henry is very glad then. Ari is their favorite devilspawn. And Henry was a bit worried with... the entire thing and the possibility of people turning on him or something.

"That's correct. You're..." Dawn tilts her head like she is hearing something, "right, Li-Ming, highly skilled sorcerer. Let me show you where to get warded then."

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Li-Ming will follow where she is directed. "So, I'll be harder to kill? That's good, I like being harder to kill."

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"Fairly popular preference," Dawn snorts. "Now, we can't give you a generalized anti-magic ward, but we can protect you against..." she recites a rather long list.

They arrive in the same room where Cain was warded. In fact, the sorcerer that warded Cain is still there.

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Li-Ming nods along, taking in the list. "Goodness."

She nods politely to the sorcerer. 

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Another round of warding! With complementary skin-treatment in the form of runes drawn on her skin! Which is not skin treatment at all except in the way it protects her skin against harm! Also, while his assistants do the work the sorcerer spends quite sometime figuring out talismans that go well with Li-Ming's complexion.

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"Ooh, thanks!" she says to the sorcerer. "So many mages just completely ignore fashion, and they end up looking like clowns. There's no use being powerful if you don't look good."

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The sorcerer nods along like she just said some kind of wisdom that few get. "It's terrible, my colleagues just don't understand that anything that's worth doing it's worth doing with style."

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"Absolutely."

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The sorcerer nods approvingly, matches various jewelry with a variety of effects but excellent taste and soon Li-Ming will be leaving the room well warded and well adorned.

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"Ta!"

She returns to the portal and hops back out to Sanctuary, then returns to New Tristram. "That was excellent. I very much appreciate your world and your magic, Henry."

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"Thanks, I appreciate it too."

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"Fancy new bling."

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"Isn't it? I'm so pleased. At any rate, shall we go to Caldeum? Or do you think we should retire for the night?"

It is getting pretty late.

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"Gosh, I definitely think Ari should retire for the night and have nice and long... rest."

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"Ari agrees."

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"Can I take him with me? I've got a room at the inn, and I'm dying to know how he holds up."

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"He holds up like a pro! How about an exchange and you lend Lorath to us?"

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"Deal!"

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"Hey! I'm your henchman, not your property!"

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"Semantics."

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"Yeah, dude, be professional."

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"I mean, if you are not comfortable with a night with me, Gabe and maybe the triplets..."

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"I- wh-"

Lorath makes an abortive gesture with his hands. "I'm never comfortable! I was raised by monks! Why am I suddenly being propositioned for an orgy? Is this just what life is like for normal people?!"

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"It is for me."

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"Dunno about normal people, but it's sure the life I want."

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"I- you know what, fuck it!"

He walks over towards Gabe and kisses him firmly. "I'm not going to let this pass me by, even if I am uncomfortable with it! Li-Ming, have fun with your boytoy, I'm going to be having an orgy!"

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"The boytoy approves!"

Tyrael, nearby, shakes his head slowly. "Humans are very strange."

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Gabe kisses back. "That's the spirit!" He says squeezing Lorath's butt.

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"Tell us, if we are making you uncomfortable," Henry tells Tyrael, then he takes a turn kissing Lorath.

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"You are making me uncomfortable," Tyrael says immediately. "Parts of my body are hardening, and the rest of me feels warm. It is strange and unpleasant."

"That's my cue to leave," Ari says immediately. "Have fun!" With that, he drags Li-Ming into the inn and shuts the door behind them.

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"Try to do math in you head and that should distract you," Henry says, "I will take these two away and find the other three."

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Lorath follows Henry.

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The triplets can be found doing some testing with different kinds of magic.

"Hey, Henry, what's up?"

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Henry pats Lorath's back. "Traded Ari with Lorath for the night. Do you think your and your brothers want an orgy?"

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"Of course we do! I will round them up!"

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"They seem friendly," Lorath says.

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"Very, and that one has a power to move objects such that he can hold a rope and snare you with it. It's really fun."

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The triplets are back shortly. The flying one looks at Lorath up and down. "Nice, I was really hoping we would get the chance to get you naked."

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Lorath blushes. "Well, I hope I don't disappoint."

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"Aw, don't worry." Felix says, stealing a kiss.

They can find a room in the portal compound. It's actually a hastily made dorm with mattresses on the floor, which is convenient to make a giant soft surface. Which Felix does in a second. He also undresses in a second.

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Lorath continues blushing! However, he also very determinedly steps forward and places a hand on Felix's penis.

"There," he says. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be completely passive for the rest of the night, because that took every drop of courage in my body."

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That sure produces a reaction. A hard one. "You're sweetie." Felix starts undoing Lorath's belt and pants.

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Thomas approaches him from behind and steals a kiss. Over the pants, he feels up between Lorath's ass cheeks.

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Lorath helps with the pants, which are fastened with strange bone clasps. He also takes the opportunity to shrug off his armored coat, leaving him wearing only a thin linen tunic.

His cock, once revealed, is rather small, but he doesn't seem embarrassed by it. Or at least, no more embarrassed than by any other aspect of this situation.

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He won't be wearing that tunic for long, not if Thomas has any say on the matter.

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Felix does not make a big deal of Lorath's small deal. Except, in making a show of taking it all in with his mouth.

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He gasps softly. "That's- that's nice."

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"Thanks," Felix says with no trace of irony. He and Thomas nudge Lorath towards the mattress.

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Of course, the other three got busy undressing (and other things). "Hey, Lorath, how do you feel about this being recorded for posterity?"

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"I can't say I object," Lorath says, falling back on the mattress. (He's not sure what it means, but the sensations going on are very nice, and he doesn't want to get bogged down.)

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"Yay, Ari will like this. I am sure." He pulls out his phone and starts recording.

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Fernando will float above Lorath and kiss him before pushing Lorath's mouth downward.

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Lorath has never sucked dick before, but it seems pretty intuitive. He'll give it a shot. 

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Fernando can be gentle and patient.

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Thomas will occupying himself with applying lube to Lorath's hole.

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Lorath jumps a bit. "Rathma, that's cold. Are you going to- put that inside?"

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"It's to help get things inside you."

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"You don't like it? I just sort of assumed you are a bottom."

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Lorath makes a conflicted face. "I- hm. It's... okay. You can keep going."

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"Hey, if you don't like you can let me know. I love to take more than I like to give, I am selfish like that."

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Gabe decides this is the perfect moment to help Felix with sucking Lorath's cock.

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"Are you going to make me explicitly say out loud that I want you to fuck me, is that what's happening here? It's fine. Please continue."

When Gabe joins Felix, Lorath hisses in a breath and arches his back. "Definitely more of that."

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Nice, does this mean that Lorath will divide his attention between Fernando and Henry's dick?

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He may need some encouragement, but he does indeed begin sucking them both in turn. He's not confident enough in the size of his mouth to go for both at once.

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Henry pets Lorath's throat, like it's a good boy and taking dick so well.

(He is also filming the action.)

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Thomas is playing with Lorath's hole more aggressively. Testing the waters.

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Following his initial discomfort, Lorath takes well to having his hole played with. His cock starts dripping steadily, and he moans loudly around his mouthful of Henry.

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Gabe takes the phone to give his a close-up.

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Fernando has decided to play with Henry's hole, so he is a bit busy moaning himself.

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And how does Lorath feel about taking the real thing? Slowly and gently, with Thomas nibbling on his ear while moaning softly?

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Positively. He feels positively about that.

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Great! Hopefully he won't be too distracted to stop sucking Henry's dick. While Gabe suck's Lorath's dick like a pro.

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Henry will move to suck Gabe. Felix takes this as a cue to start fucking Gabe's ass. So the three are in sucking circle while being fucked by a triplet each.

Isn't symmetry beautiful?

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Symmetry is so beautiful.

Lorath is not experienced enough to last long under this kind of pressure. After a few minutes, he moans urgently and starts shooting into Gabe's mouth.

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That's okay, as long Lorath is into tasting his own cum in a kiss around Henry's dick.

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He's into that!

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Cool. Does he want to rest for a few minutes? Maybe he can take the duty of recording this for posterity.

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"I have absolutely no idea how to use that device," he says.

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Thomas takes a pause from giving Lorath a hickey. "Heh, I can show you then."

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"Go ahead."

Lorath is a pretty quick study on the mysterious recording device. Before long he's recording and lazily playing with himself.

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Thomas will use his own device to take a picture comparing their dicks. Then go back in action. He winks at Lorath before taking from Henry.

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He is very amused by the size difference and by being face-fucked.

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Lorath doesn't really have the length to choke Thomas on his cock. Instead he focuses on humping his face, letting his balls slap against Thomas' chin.

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Thomas is being spit roasting and loving every minute of it.

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Gabe will lend a helping hand (well finger) to keep Lorath's excitement.

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Lorath is so happy. He is never going back to the necromancers' monastery. This is his life now. He's going to stay in the real world and have sex all the time.

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Fernando thinks that Lorath's mouth being unoccupied is no good and decides to take action to fix that.

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He's so right about that. Lorath sucks him contentedly.

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Fernando face-fucks him. This soon produces results.

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Lorath produces some results of his own in short order. He makes sure to spray as much as possible on Thomas' face.

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Thomas is entirely pleased with this.

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Henry will gladly help cleaning up the mess from both of their faces.

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Lorath makes sure to get a picture of Thomas with his face covered in cum, then joins in.

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Oh, noes photographic evidence.

Thomas grins and makes a peace sign for the photo.

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Henry stands up and contributes to the mess on both Lorath's and Thomas' faces.

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"That was very fun," Lorath says afterwards. "Is that typically what it's like?"

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"It is when I have any say on the matter."

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"We are not typical. But I guess it's much easier to get six guys in our world than yours."

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"I guess I'll just have to keep you guys around, then."

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"Sounds wise. And collect more guys on the way."

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"Ooh, if you know more guys from your world..."

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"Not really. I only left the monastery a couple of months ago, and the other necromancers are usually too preoccupied with the balance of life and death to actually, you know, live. Part of why I left, really."

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"Man, that's tragic. Clearly, after this entire Diablo business is over we need to travel the world and recruit more candidates to our ever increasing harem."

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"A worthy quest."

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"Far more important than dealing with Diablo, but we still have to get that out of the way," Thomas says nodding sagely.

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"Trag'Oul's teeth, you would not believe the lecture I would be giving you right now if I were a proper necromancer. Old Xul would have a fit. Fortunately I recognize sarcasm and also don't care."

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"Those necromancers sound like real sticks in the mud. What's wrong with them?"

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"We were charged with a sacred duty at the dawn of mankind by the first and greatest of the nephalem, Rathma. Or so I'm told."

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"Oh, I know that kind of story. The three of us belong to a sacred bloodline. Like, as far my religion is concerned my body is a holy object and we just committed a sacrilege."

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"You have our sympathies."

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"Oh, fun, sacrilege. Rathma didn't even tell us to be chaste, is the thing - he just didn't have kids. But hell if anybody cares about that."

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"Good to know that sexual hung ups are multi-universal."

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The next morning, Ari and Li-Ming stagger out of the inn, both looking badly the worse for wear. Ari is covered in deep scratches and angry red burns; Li-Ming is heavily bruised, favors one leg, and has a savage bite mark visible on her left shoulder. They walk into the chapel and stay in there for several minutes, then walk back out looking much better.

"That was incredible," Ari says.

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"It was like you wanted to kill me," Li-Ming agrees, tossing her hair. "It was wonderful. Shall we find your friends?"

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"Sure."

They take the waypoint to the portal compound and hail whoever's currently on duty. "We're looking for Henry, Gabe, and the Vaesteri triplets?"

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They are given a room number and directions.

Felix answers the door. "Hey, handsome."

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While Felix is dressed, everyone else inside is not. Gabe is staking pictures of Lorath.

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(Who is still asleep.)

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"Hello! It looks like you all had fun."

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"We did! Gabe took videos and photos for you."

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"Excellent."

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Li-Ming goes over and prods Lorath into wakefulness. "You got laid!" she exclaims happily.

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"I did!" he exclaims sleepily.

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"He did!" Gabe concurs. "With natural talent and I have all the photographic evidence."

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"Ooh, gimme!"

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Gabe will happily do so. And put a hand over Ari's crotch while he watches.

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Ari does tent up pretty quickly. He looks at Lorath with renewed interest.

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Li-Ming whips a crackling strand of purple lightning at him. "Down, boy. You'd think after last night you'd be satiated at least for the morning."

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"Hey, I absolutely sure it's not a personal offense. Ari is just that horny."

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"Oh, I know. And it's amazing how much punishment he can take before he gives in. And the things he can do."

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"I know! Ari is the best!" Smooch.

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Li-Ming kisses the top of his head. "At any rate, every moment we tarry is a moment the Lords of Hell continue to walk the earth. So perhaps you gentlemen could put your pants on and we can kill Belial?"

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People are agreeable to this plan.

Even Fernando.

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Once everyone is clothed, Li-Ming leads her train of ducklings back to the waypoint. "Everybody hold hands," she says, and once they do, she transports them to Caldeum. 

It's hot. There's sand. It's also beautiful; the waypoint lands them facing a grand fountain covered with elaborate enamel and gold designs. Everywhere they look, there's a beautifully decorated stall offering perfume, or silks, or jewelry.

Li-Ming inhales deeply. "Home, sweet home," she says, not without some irony.

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"Oooh, pretty."

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"You should see the part I actually grew up in," she says with a thin smile. "And you're going to, because I can't think of another way to find out where in the Hells Belial is without talking to my contacts."

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"I could probably use witchcraft to get an idea," Ari muses. "It's illegal here, though, so I'd need to do it somewhere secluded. Probably the sewers would be safest."

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"Good idea. What about you lot?" she asks the Elsewhere contingent.

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"Well, we were thinking of dividing ourselves to aid you. We can use sorcery, which isn't witchcraft, to help Ari investigate. And some of us could go along with you in case your contacts are bribable with trinkets from other worlds."

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"I know a spell that prints pictures and a phone full of nude pictures. Ari and Lorath's included."

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"In that case I think I'll go with Ari."

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"Hopefully I can get at least a general idea without having to bribe anyone, but bribes can't hurt. What I'm hoping is that Belial will have been unable to resist doing something really high-profile. He may be the Lord of Lies, but none of the Evils are truly subtle."

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They talk among each other and figure out that Henry, Gabe and Felix will go with Li-Ming while Fernando and Thomas will go with Ari and Lorath.

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Li-Ming leads her team into a much less opulent part of the city. There she finds a young man with a begging bowl in front of him, strumming a two-stringed lute of some kind.

She crouches down, her voice changing drastically. "Oi, Cheng! Still a lazy piece of shit?"

He breaks out into a grin. "Li-Ming! Still a backstabbing gutter rat? I thought you'd gone off to inflict yourself on Khanduras!"

"They have waypoints there too, berk. But what's been up? Everything gone to shit in my absence?"

"Funny you mention it," he says slowly. "The Emperor died, and the throne went to his son. And his regent's been really cracking down with the guards. You can't get away with shit these days like you used to. Not that anybody could get away with shit like you did. But this regent... something's off about him. People say he never acted like this before he took over."

Li-Ming's grin widens. "You don't say." She straightens up.

"Got any gold for an old friend?" he asks pathetically, picking his lute back up again.

She rolls her eyes, but counts out a few button-sized gold pieces and tosses them into his bowl. "Good seeing you, Cheng."

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The others observe this interaction from a distance.

"The dude is saying that the regent is possessed? At least it might be a solvable problem."

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"And an easy one, too. If somebody's possessed by one of the Evils, there's only one way to solve that, and it's murder. Now we just have to figure out a way into the palace..." She starts heading back to the meetup point.

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"How... stuck a prime Evil is to their host? Like, could we curse this regent with eternal slumber or something similar and buy us sometime?"

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She hums thoughtfully. "It's possible. It's also possible he'd just ignore it, but it is worth a shot."

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Nod. He looks around for the others. "Is it safe to use our magic in public?"

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"Does it glow red?"

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"No? At least none of our powers do."

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"You'll be fine, then. Witchcraft tends to glow red, and that's illegal here."

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"Alright. I just want to take a flight around."

Assuming there is no reason not to. He will do that.

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As he takes off, Ari shows up, followed by his contingent.

And a strange woman.

"Li-Ming," he says, unusually subdued. "This... is my mother, Adria."

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Fernando lands fast enough to catch that.

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"Hi... Adria," Gabe says after a moment, they likely don't share last names, "your son is pretty great."

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"Oh, isn't he?" Adria smiles. "I did try to make him that way."

Ari ignores her. "Adria says she knows of a way to contain the Evils once they've been defeated, and she needs our help. Apparently there's an ancient Horadrim who created an artifact which could help us, but it was buried in his inner sanctum, which only he could access. He's long dead, but if we found his body, we could perform a diabolic ritual to return him to life, he could let us into his sanctum, and we could end the Evils once and for all."

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"Okay... how dangerous is the diabolic ritual?"

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"Better yet, can we use it on anyone?"

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Adria speaks up. "The ritual is not dangerous... but no. Zoltun Kulle did things to his soul that even I hesitate to speak of, to bind it to this world and allow it to return as the demons do. This ritual will simply speed up a process which is already taking place."

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Nod. He figures that his brothers would've been much happier about this.

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"Okay, this sounds potentially dangerous, but I guess we can make it less so by putting the dude under a ward." Pause. "We can probably do something to keep him under control as well."

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"Good idea," Adria says firmly. "Frankly, I would recommend that you gain access to his inner sanctum, then kill him immediately. A world with Zoltun Kulle running rampant is only marginally better than a world with the Evils."

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Gabe looks between Ari and his mother. He pats Ari's shoulder. "I am sure we can do something timed or whatever. These guys are pretty smart, you know."

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"Any reason why we couldn't find his inner sanctum ourselves?"

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"It's an enchanted pocket dimension keyed to his magic," Adria explains. "I don't know what you boys can do, but I'd be very surprised if you can break in."

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"Ah."

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"We will come up with something."

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"Well, what do we need to do for this ritual?"

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"You'll need Kulle's corpse, which can be found somewhere beneath the Desolate Sands. In order to find that, you'll need to find his head, which was separated from the body when he was slain by the other Horadrim. Fortunately, we have a better idea of the head's location; it's in an ancient tomb beneath the Dalghur Oasis. Guarded by demons and monsters, of course, but who said this was going to be easy? Anyway, his head is still alive, and it can guide you to the body; with the body, we can resurrect him; and with his help, we can retrieve the Black Soulstone."

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"Sounds like a good time for everyone involved. Probably a much better time than Kulle's head had in a while."

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She chuckles and pats Gabe on the head. "I'm glad someone will be having fun."

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"Well, do we have any preparations to... prepare before we go to the oasis thing?"

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"The triplet said something about trying to curse the regent with eternal sleep? I think it might be a good idea to get that out of the way."

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"I will deal with that."

And Felix procures ritual instructions and supplies.

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Ari watches with interest. The other two (or three, counting Adria) don't seem interested.

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Henry approaches. "Are you okay?"

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Ari looks at Adria, who is writing something down in a journal. "Yeah. It's just... weird. Like, hey, you thought your mother was dead, but surprise! She actually faked her own death to get rid of you and she's been obsessively working to defeat the lords of Hell for the past fifteen years!"

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"That's fucked up. I am so sorry." Hug.

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"I mean, as reasons to fake your death and abandon your son go, 'stop the Prime Evils' is a pretty good one."

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"Still, dude." Hug.

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"Well.. her loss. I mean, maybe not in the fighting evil front, but on knowing you front."

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"Aw, you guys." Ari hugs them both.

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Hug.

(Felix showed up with what they need.)

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Substantially cheered, Ari sits back to watch the ritual.

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One of sorcery's limitations is range. Magic gets much more expensive the more range it requires and rituals require prep-time.

Luckily, they do have the advantage of rituals being both: a) adaptable b) unknown to this world.

Felix casts a couple of rituals spells on both himself and Fernando...

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...and they turn invisible. Fernando lifts them up and they go towards the palace to find the regent and cast the sleeping curse on him.

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Conveniently, he's currently walking through the palace gardens alone.

He looks very villainous - mustache, pointed beard, the works. He also looks rather worried about something.

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As long he doesn't look at their direction. Fernando will deposit Felix somewhere close to perform the ritual at super-speed.

Despite being called a curse it does not feel like anything malicious. The regent will just find himself in need of a loooong nap.

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He kind of already looked like he needed one. He yawns, then stretches out on a stone bench and begins snoring.

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Fernando pulls his brother away before he does anything like making the guy more comfortable. They fly back and report mission success.

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Li-Ming appears to have just finished applying nail polish. There's a flash of purple light, and the paint dries instantly.

"Excellent. Off to the oasis! Adria, do you have the waypoint signature?"

"I do," the witch confirms.

"Then let's go."

Adria takes Li-Ming first, then both come back and take another participant until everyone's in the oasis.

It's a lovely place. Full of verdant plant life, pools of crystal-clear water, and ravening demons. Li-Ming casually electrocutes a nearby Fallen.

"This way," Adria says, starting northwards.

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That way they go! Casual demon-slaying goes unmentioned.

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There continue to be periodic demon encounters, but Li-Ming is on top of it. Adria occasionally contributes a blast of red light, or Lorath a bone spear, or Ari some effect from his near-infinite bag of tricks. Eventually they come to a ruined temple.

"Here we are," Adria says. "The Forgotten Tomb of Iben Fahd. He carried Kulle's head with him after the mad mage's death, and they say it mocked him until the very last."

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"Man, your world is metal."

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How do they get inside?

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Well, there's a doorway.

Inside, there are rather a lot of heavily armed skeletons. There are also creatures made of shadows, the size of a small dog, which seem to swim through the air and attempt to savage whoever they can reach with their claws.

"The shadow vermin are no particular threat," Adria notes, tossing an explosive orb of red light to vaporize a handful of them and blast a nearby skeleton to bits. "They're creatures of pure terror, so if you don't fear them there's very little they can do to you."

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"Wouldn't have been better to just tell us that they are completely harmless?"

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Fernando (who is completely unafraid) will proceed to attack the monsters with magical weapons.

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Adria raises an eyebrow. "I imagined that, being an adult, you could control your emotions and would prefer the truth. I apologize if I was in error."

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She has a point, Henry does not like how she made that point.

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Felix puts a hand over Thomas' mouth because that sounds like something would elicit a response.

Then he goes ahead exploring.

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The tomb isn't that big. There's a beautifully carved sarcophagus toward the back, behind a large and imposing statue of a man holding a sword.

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Felix casts a small ritual to figure out if there are any obvious traps on the sarcophagus. If not he will ask permission to open the thing.

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There's no obvious traps, no.

However, when he gets close enough to the sarcophagus to check, the statue comes to life and attempts to crush him with a massive stone fist.

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And how does it react to violence?

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It's made of solid rock. It reacts not much.

Li-Ming, having cleared out most of the skeletons, strikes with what looks like a purple laser beam, which cuts deeply into the golem and after a few seconds carves it in half. It crumbles as it falls to the ground. She then turns the beam onto the remaining skeletons, which disintegrate completely.

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Felix claps a non-sarcastic clap.

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"Thank you, thank you."

Li-Ming strides over to the sarcophagus and telekinetically tosses the lid aside. It crashes to the ground, and she reaches inside and grabs a severed head, bald and with a long black beard.

The head of Zoltun Kulle speaks. "I see the world has need of me once more. Unless you are mere tomb-raiders, here for the treasures of Iben Fahd?"

"We're that too," Li-Ming says serenely, and grabs an ornately decorated staff from the coffin's remaining inhabitant. "But we need your Black Soulstone in order to defeat the Prime Evils once and for all."

"I knew this day would come," Kulle chuckles ominously.

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Thomas approaches and takes a picture and retreats. "I am sure someone will want this picture for the metal band cover."

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"You don't even like metal music. Anyway, Mr. Kulle we would appreciate you collaboration. There is a world that needs saving."

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"There always is," Kulle snorts. "I'll help if you agree to return me to life."

"Agreed," Li-Ming says immediately. "We'll need to find your body, though."

"They stashed it in my sanctuary. Fortunately, there's a waypoint in there."

Li-Ming raises an eyebrow. "That sounds like a security hole."

"In retrospect, yes. I have since learned from my mistakes."

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"Honestly, I am surprised how the things are not heavily guarded," Fernando comments.

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"The Caldeum Bazaar waypoint had guards," Lorath points out. "They didn't hassle us, but they were there."

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Li-Ming nods distractedly. "Most waypoints are in public places you could get to anyway, and only two or three people can come through at a time, so their status as a point of vulnerability is limited."

"And you can always put up a wall of fire on top of one, if you've got an invading force coming in," Kulle chimes in. "My Horadric brethren were only able to kill me because I was in the middle of an extremely delicate ritual at the time and couldn't fry them one by one as they teleported in."

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"Man, at some point we should introduce all of you to the terrors of trying to board a plane. Or not. Let's go with not. At any rate, we should follow Mr. Head."

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They return to the waypoint that brought them to the tomb, and Mr. Head brings them through to his sanctuary.

It's an impressive, if disconcerting, place. They stand on a massive, intricately carved slab of basalt floating in a seemingly endless void. There's a floating horizontal ring filled with sand in front of them, with a swirling red portal standing in its center.

"Ah!" Kulle says, pleased. "They left the portal open after they hid my body in the Shadow Realm. Sloppy, but convenient."

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"Your world keeps getting weirder and weirder," Thomas says taking a picture.

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"This is just a pocket dimension. A pretty shoddy one, too - a big floating rock and a sandpit? Really?"

"Excuse me for valuing function over form," Kulle sniffs.

"I will not."

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"Shall we perhaps get on with searching this... Shadow Realm... I'm sorry, Kulle, but you really are shit at aesthetics. At any rate, let's find the body and have done with this."

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"I'll stay behind and work on this ritual with Adria," Ari contributes.

"In that case I suppose I'll stay behind and work on the ritual with Ari," Adria says drily.

Ari snorts.

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The others go help with the search. Including Thomas who at some point frowns. "You know, you're quite lucid for someone that has been a head for however long," he says to Kulle.

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"Thank you," he responds. "I had only my own company for a very, very long time; fortunately I am a sparkling conversationalist."

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"I feel so very sparkled. To be honest, I would've gone mad the first week. Growing up in a world with internet does some weird things with one's resistance to isolation."

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"Most would have gone mad, really. I sustained myself with mantras, lengthy periods of hibernation, and of course, my intense, bitter hatred for absolutely everyone."

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"Heh, do you have, like, a tragic backstory or something? I mean besides the 'is just a head' thing? I am asking about things from way before the 'is just a head' thing."

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The head raises its eyebrows. "My fellow Horadrim claimed I was driven mad by the search for the Prime Evils, if that counts. It's not true, but I did realize during that time that to be truly free, mankind would need to eradicate both Heaven and Hell and claim our rightful place as the heirs of Anu."

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"I got the impression that angels generally just ignore mankind? Or you expect that to change?"

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"I doubt very much that it would last beyond the eradication of the Prime Evils. Once they saw what we were truly capable of... not to mention it'd give them an opening to conclusively decide the Eternal Conflict. Once that was over there'd be nothing left to stop them from wiping humanity from Sanctuary and finally enjoying the eternal peace they crave."

"Anyone ever told you you're a cynic?" Lorath asks mildly.

"Yes."

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"What's the deal with peace? I don't get the impression humans actively bother them much."

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"Peace, to the angels, means a world of nothing but angels doing nothing but singing and philosophizing in their crystal palaces. They may try to act like they want humans to flourish, but make no mistake, to them we're only one step above the demons. We disgust them."

"That's actually true," Lorath comments. "The average angel would absolutely prefer if humanity didn't exist; they're highly xenophobic. The main reason I'm not worried is that they need us as cannon fodder against the demons, and that's not likely to change any time soon."

"Please. If we succeed in locking away the Evils for eternity, the angelic armies will crush the legions of the Burning Hells underfoot, and then turn on us."

Lorath shrugs. "And if it becomes necessary, we'll slaughter them like hogs. I just don't think we need to strike preemptively."

"Pathetic," Kulle sneers.

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"You know, I am dying to bring something like an anthropologist or whoever has the job to figure out how other species work. One of the things that's so uncomfortable hearing about your inter-species troubles is how they sound just like what humans thought of each other before we had better scientific thinking skills. At any rate, I sort of agree with Lorath. Mostly because my world got really good at destroying things."

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"Good to hear it," Lorath says.

Kulle huffs and says nothing.

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Thomas pats Mr. Head. He also pats Lorath's butt. Any sign of that body?

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Mr. Head attempts gamely to bite Thomas' hand, but fails.

The body is found in short order. There are some more animate statues standing guard over it for Li-Ming to disintegrate, which she does with gusto. Once they're dealt with, she levitates the headless corpse, sends it through a shimmering blue portal, and hops into the same portal herself.

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Lorath follows suit.

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So does everyone else.

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They find Ari standing in the middle of a circle of intricate runes drawn in the sand, with Adria standing a few feet behind him. Li-Ming levitates Kulle's body and head into another circle, where they drop unceremoniously into the sand.

Without preamble, Ari begins chanting. His eyes and hands glow red. The light spreads like ink through milk, lighting up the runes of Ari's circle, then Kulle's, then Kulle's various appendages. There's an explosion of sand, and when it clears, Kulle is floating a few feet above the sandpit. He's tall, almost seven feet, and his eyes glow like candle flames.

"I live again!" he cackles.

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"So you do. Now hold up your end of the bargain," Li-Ming murmurs.

"Of course, of course." With a wave of his hand, Kulle opens an amber portal. He floats through, followed by Li-Ming.

The portal evaporates the second she's through.

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"Well, let's hope this doesn't blow up on our faces too badly."

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Ari looks confused. "...was that supposed to happen?"

"No," Adria says tightly. "He separated us from her. This means he's going to try to kill her - or worse, recruit her to his way of thinking. I wish I'd thought to go in before her."

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"Li-Ming can handle herself. I don't think she's going to get sweet-talked out of her soul by some undead mage."

Adria glares at him. "Don't underestimate your enemy, child."

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"Oh, dear."

Then there is a ritual circle nearby. "Just in case we need to trap someone."

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"Might be a good idea to just aim for a kill."

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"Good idea," Adria says firmly.

There's a long wait.

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Then the portal opens back up and Li-Ming stalks out, followed by a fist-sized black crystal floating behind her. There are scorchmarks on her armor, and she's leaning heavily on her staff as she walks, but she seems to be otherwise alright.

"What a fucking asshole," she says succinctly.

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"At least did you make him regret his life choices?"

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"He is dead, yes. Tried to convince me you were all going to betray me, or something. Especially Adria." She peers at the witch. "Also he mentioned that the five slain Lords of Hell were trapped in the stone already, somehow. I thought they would have returned to Hell?"

Adria shakes her head. "Most of their essence was drawn to the Black Abyss, that they might be reborn. But over the past twenty years I visited the sites where they were killed, and marked the traces left behind so that they would be drawn into the stone once it was activated. Thus all that remains is to slay Belial and Azmodan. Then I shall finally be able to extinguish the Lords of Hell once and for all."

"How do you intend to do that?"

Adria smirks. "I am a witch of unprecedented power, child. I must have some secrets."

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"Okay, then let's do the very simple task of killing the two remaining Lords of Hell. It shouldn't be too hard."

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"How much of an one time opportunity is this?"

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Adria shrugs. "If you have another mad mage who spent his life creating the ultimate weapon against Heaven and Hell up your sleeve, feel free to introduce me. Otherwise, it's pretty much up to this rock."

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"Cool, I like when there is no world-crushing pressure like this."

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Adria rolls her eyes but doesn't comment.

"Well, there's no time like the present," Li-Ming says. "Let's go kill Belial so we can get this over with."

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"Right, nice and easy. So we can give you a victory of the worlds."

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Li-Ming crosses over to the waypoint, then teleports to Caldeum.

Caldeum: is on fire. Acid-green meteors fall from the sky, and serpentine demons chase its citizens through the streets.

"What the fuck!"

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A second later:

There is force-field above them.

Several dozen scared citizens by the waypoint.

Many of the serpentine demons got new additions to their biology, most in the form of weapons.

And also a Felix collapsing to the ground.

"Fuck, I pushed myself too much."

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Li-Ming takes a moment to take in what just happened. 

"Thank you," she says emphatically. "Do you need a potion?"

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"Please, thank you. The job isn't over, though."

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"You're an idiot," Thomas says easing Felix to a better position.

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Li-Ming hands him a small white vial. "Drink this and you'll get your stamina back. You'll also have a minute or so of seemingly unlimited energy, but don't overdo it, you're still-"

Adria clears her throat, her left hand glowing red. "I've located Belial. Now that he's pulled out all the stops for whatever reason, he can't keep hiding his diabolical energy. He's somewhere in the Royal Palace - I can lead you there."

"Lead on," Li-Ming says immediately.

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"Seriously, don't overdo," Fernando says to Felix before turning to the others and speaking in a lower voice. "So, I have an idea. How hard is to force a demon to do your follow your commands? Suicidally so?"

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"That's going to be a horrifyingly good idea, right?"

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The group is running toward the palace. Fortunately for the conversation, it's a ways away. "I can bind weak demons, but it's usually not very useful, on account of them being weak. Why?"

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"See, using lifeforce from other species is possible, but dangerous because it has to flow through you and it's often not compatible. But if we got a demon to do it we could just have him sacrifice a bunch of others - and itself - to channel the entire thing in a huge spell."

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"Gruesome. I like it. I can't control anything much bigger than a Fallen, though, so you'd either need to gather a lot of them together or somehow find a way for a Fallen to kill something much more powerful than itself."

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"The fallen itself doesn't need to do much of the killing part. We can just beat the demons half-dead but still alive and have the Fallen absorb their Youth to cast something with it. With just a couple of decades of sacrificed demonic magic we should be able to do something tremendous."

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"Nice."

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They come to the gates of the palace, which are locked and designed to stand up to a full assault by an army.

"Fuck," Li-Ming says. "We can't get through that."

"Yes we can," Adria says grimly. "Ari, rip it apart."

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Ari, without hesitation, smashes into the gate. It doesn't budge.

He hits it again. And again. His frame grows steadily, his skin turns red, and spikes grow from his skin. He's almost ten feet tall when the gate finally crashes to the ground, and he roars in triumph.

Adria hits him from behind with a bolt of purple light, and he falls like a skyscraper. "He's just sleeping. You don't want him running around like that," she says. "Now go! I'll watch over him and make sure he's safe."

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Gabe takes a moment to brush to touch Ari's shoulder, but they have no time. Inside they go.

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Inside, there is a great and terrible demon, surrounded by more snake-creatures.

"PATHETIC MORTALS!" booms the demon. "You may have found me out, but you cannot stand before the might of Belial, the true Lord of Hell!"

"How did you return to full power so quickly?" Li-Ming asks. "We cursed your vessel with eternal sleep!"

The demon looks fairly thrown. "Is that what happened to that idiot? That- that wasn't my vessel, I was just controlling him. My vessel was the boy-emperor Hakan."

"Oh," Li-Ming says awkwardly.

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Everyone gives a variation of a "oh, shit!" face when realization dawns on them.

 

"Well, that's a lesson to do better next time."

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Belial regains his stride. "There won't be a next time, mortal. Deceivers, attack!"

The snake-demons slither forth with tridents raised. Li-Ming begins to crush them, looking almost bored.

"Spare me the pleasantries, Belial! Why send your minions to die when only you pose any real threat?"

Belial shrugs. "It amuses me."

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The boy start working on the snake-demons. Thomas manages to break one's neck by just holding it and applying his weird super-strength (which is pretty cool, but not all that efficient).

"Yeah, yeah, you're evil. We got the memo."

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"Are you seriously taunting the demon overlord?"

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Fernando will just be over here, subduing the snake-demons. But he will give Thomas an annoyed looks that agrees with Henry's statement.

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"He's already trying to kill us. What do you imagine will happen? He'll try harder?"

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Approximately as he says that, Li-Ming slays the last of the demons with a vivid purple energy blast.

Belial roars in fury and begins to grow larger. As he does so, the earth shakes and cracks open, until the party stands on a platform in the middle of an ocean of green flame. "ENOUGH! Behold, the true vision of the Lord of Hell!"

He's very, very large. His head and shoulders are the only part of him that emerge from the green-fire sea, and his head alone is the size of a car.

"It looks like he's trying harder," Li-Ming observes.

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"In Lorath's defense he was probably going to do that anyway. Tips on how to fight that thing?"

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Lorath waves his staff mystically. Several of the butchered snake-demons stand and advance on Belial, until he smashes them with a negligent wave of his massive claw.

"Shit," Lorath says. "Uh, don't die?" Then he begins firing volleys of razor-sharp bone spears in the general direction of Belial's eyes, zigzagging across the battlefield to avoid the demon lord's swipes.

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Fernando makes a few calculations. He flies to Thomas and whispers a plan.

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Thomas drinks a stamina potion and then touches the ground and rips a tall column that he whips wraps tight around Belial...

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Belial struggles, but doesn't seem to have the raw power to break through the stone. Instead, his eyes flare green and more of those green meteors he seems to like so much start raining from the sky.

Li-Ming, dodging meteors like it's her job (which it kind of is), runs up one of Belial's claw-arms and begins slashing at his face wildly with blades of pure arcane force. Green ichor sprays out of the wounds and spatters across the battlefield. It seems to be going quite well, until Belial turns his head and exhales a cloud of roiling green flames which blast her back onto the floating platform, heavily burned and gasping for air.

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Henry and Fernando both go to her. Henry gives a portion of his own lifeforce to heal her... then he remembers healing potions exist.

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Breath. Fernando remembers, is the most flick lifeforce aspect, it's hard to accumulate high amounts of Breath because it just disperses. However, breath gifts require little mental attention, so he gladly starts converting health into breath and let his gift absorb heat and douse the fires around Li-Ming.

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Gabe, meanwhile, will take a page from Thomas' book and drink the potion, he stands still and let his shield cover the party.

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The second Li-Ming is able to walk again, she leaps to her feet and flings a blast of crackling purple energy at Belial's face. It detonates with earth-shaking force, leaving a small crater in the demon lord's head. He retaliates with more meteors battering at Gabe's shield, but he seems to be flagging.

She fires off another. And another. Then she leaps onto him again, buries her staff in his left eye, and blasts a parting shot directly into his brain.

Belial slumps to the ground, the illusory sea of green fire evaporating like mist in the sun. The palace is as it was, apart from the massive demonic corpse lying in the middle of it.

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Fernando checks if Li-Ming is okay and does a general scan of the area.

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The other picks themselves up.

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Li-Ming is not particularly okay (she was very severely burned) but as Fernando investigates she pops the cork out of a healing potion and chugs it with a sigh of relief.

"Well!" she says brightly. "We almost died. That was fun."

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"I know, I totally hope we will get invited to the next end of the world."

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"Okay, now that's he is dead we are supposed to use the soulstone to prevent him from coming back, right?"

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"Yep. That's Adria's thing, I wonder where-"

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Adria walks in, followed by an unusually subdued Ari and the Black Soulstone, hovering menacingly at shoulder height. "Excellent, you defeated him. I had every faith in your success, of course."

Adria brings the Soulstone over to Belial's corpse and touches it to his forehead. The soul of the fallen demon lord is sucked into the Stone with a flash of sickly green light. "There."

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Henry sighs in relief. "Good. At least that's dealt with."

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Gabe puts an arm around Ari's waist. "Are you okay, honey?"

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Ari starts. "Oh! Yes. I'm just... thinking. Adria says I'm going to have to work with her to keep the Stone dormant until we can get Azmodan's soul into it and finally destroy it. I'd hoped I'd be able to fight at least one of these things myself."

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"Aw, your poor thing. Maybe we can prevent you from passing out next time?"

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Henry approaches and takes Ari's other side, his hand lower than Gabe's (purely out of convenience because he is shorter, you see). "What do you mean with working?"

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"We must maintain a constant external 'pressure' on the Stone," Adria explains. "I had not predicted this, but in the twenty years since the Andariel, Duriel, and the Three were vanquished, their essences have... in a sense, grown to fill the available space. The asynchronous addition of Belial's soul is already beginning to cause an imbalance. In theory I could rebalance the essences within the Stone, but it would take a great deal more work than simply holding them in place until the Stone can be destroyed."

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"Ah, is there anything we can do to help? If it requires active attention we can just transfer wakefulness to you and then you won't need to sleep."

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"It does, and that would be appreciated. I have ways of going without sleep, but the less I must rely on them the better."

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"Let us know when you need it then."

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Does Fernando find anything remarkable in his sweep of the castle?

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Depends what he defines as "remarkable." Does the unconscious body of the vizier they cursed to eternal sleep count?

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Yes, because they need to uncurse him. Is the Vizier in movable condition?

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He's lying in bed, surrounded by cushions.

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Okay, probably better to just leave him there and gather the others to uncurse him.

He returns to the others and reports this.

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"Oh, that guy. Yes, let's get him back in action before leaving the city to the wolves. I'll feel better knowing Caldeum is in supposedly competent hands."

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"Also, purely coincidental thought: lets not tell him about the entire curse thing. Entirely, because he needs to focus on salvaging the town, you see."

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"As you wish, but let's get it done, hmm?"

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Thomas gives her a salute. And they set up the ritual to undo the curse.

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The vizier wakes up, rubbing his eyes. "I- what in the world-"

He looks up at the two triplets. "Who are you? Why am I here? Last thing I remember, Hakan had summoned me to his chambers for some reason, and then... his eyes turned green, and... nothing more. What sorcery is this?"

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"Belial was using Hakan as a vessel and was controlling you. Belial attacked the city with demons and meteors before manifesting himself. Li-Ming killed him a short while ago and then I found you sleeping after doing a sweep of the palace."

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The vizier exhales sharply. "I- I see. I... do not wish to believe you, but if you are correct... I must take the crown before it is seized by pretenders." He rises from his bed and looks out the window, then smiles grimly. "It would appear you are correct. Do you intend to stay and keep the peace, or are you needed elsewhere?"

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"The plan was for us to go help killing the other Demonic Lord, but we can get you contact with other people that can help you keep the peace."

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"That would be appreciated. I imagine the guards and military were already compromised, so absent your aid I would have to rely on Westmarch, and they would build cathedrals before shelters."

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"I can relate to your frustration."

That said and done, they will bridge contact between the vizier and the Elsewhere contingent. Also check on how Felix is doing.

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Felix has mostly taking his time resting by means of helping the city's refugees. He is so great at resting.

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The refugees appreciate it!

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Once everyone's assembled, Li-Ming speaks up. "So, should we move on to Bastion's Keep, or call it a night?"

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"I don't see why not."

The boys provide a chorus of agreements.

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"Onward, then."

Li-Ming has never been to Bastion's Keep, so they have to find Tyrael and have him take them through. He apologizes that he can't put them closer to Azmodan's base of operations in the Arreat Crater, but apparently the destruction of the Worldstone was sufficiently apocalyptic to take out all the waypoints within a few miles.

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That's entirely okay. How apocalyptic are we talking about anyway? Fernando takes the air to look around.

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The gaping, fiery pit that used to be Mount Arreat, the tallest mountain in the world, is visible from Bastion's Keep. It is several miles away.

Also visible: the armies of demons pouring out of it, and clashing against the ranks of human warriors ringing the Keep.

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Well, that worrisome. Fernando lands and reports. "Do we want to implement my idea of using demons as a power-battery?"

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"The what now?" Asks Felix who wasn't there when that discussion happened.

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"Witches can control weak demons," Ari says. "Fernando wanted to know if we could use that to drain life force from more powerful demons and use it in large spells."

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"Pretty sure that's a war crime."

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"I am pretty sure that the law doesn't cover demons."

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"Hopefully not. Or otherwise I am pretty sure we are murderers many times over."

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"If it helps, the demons don't abide by a war crimes treaty either. Unless eating your enemies' babies isn't a war crime where you come from."

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"See, Felix? She gets it."

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Felix sighs. "Just... if you go ahead with it try not flaunt it where impressionable people can hear?"

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"It's actually a concern if someone wants an excuse to pick a fight. But that's politics. We need to save the world first."

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"If someone picks a fight over the ethical treatment of demons I'll throw a Carver at their face. We should get on with the assault on Azmodan."

"The soldiers of the Keep are faltering," Tyrael objects. "We must light the signal fires on the Skycrown Batlements to rally their spirits."

Li-Ming looks at him disbelievingly. "You want me, the last scion of the Nephalem, the warrior of prophecy who is to defeat the greatest of evils, to provide moral support? What are you on? Do it yourself! You have a sword!"

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"Err, I am not the tactical guy, but since we have one triplet that's both hyper-mobile, capable of starting fires and uneasy with killing why not send him over to light the things? Felix might still get there before we do."

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"Good idea. Great idea. Send him to deal with it. I, meanwhile, will do my job and kill Azmodan."

Tyrael looks uneasy. "I- very well. Felix, you must light the signal pyres atop the battlements, then help to activate the fortress catapults, which are currently besieged by demonic infantry. Are you capable of carrying out this task?"

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"Of course," Felix answers Tyrael.

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"Try not to be easy on the fully-grown demons that are actively killing people."

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"Yes."

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"Good," Tyrael says. "There is no time to waste; you should be off immediately. We will start off towards the Arreat Crater and Azmodan."

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Felix is gone as soon Tyrael stops speaking. His brothers looked like a speedster just hugged them for a fraction of a second.

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"Alright... distraction over," Fernando says taking the initiative to fly towards their destination.

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"We can't all fly, asshole," Li-Ming grouses. Instead she walks in the same direction at a leisurely pace.

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"Don't worry. I don't mind that you're slowing me down."

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They leave Ari and Adria at the Keep, on Adria’s assurance that containing the Stone will be easier if they stay in one place.

There's a lot of walking to be done. Most of it is across a snowy, windswept battlefield, scarred by siege weapons and strewn with corpses both human and demonic. Horrible winged creatures intermittently descend from the sky screeching, but Li-Ming takes them out offhandedly with arcane missiles and rays of burning light. "I wonder why the fighting's so light out here," she wonders as they come to a bridge.

Then a horrific apparition bursts into existence. "Foolish mortals!" it booms. "While your lackey wasted his time on bonfires and catapults, my agents breached into the dungeons of the Keep itself! Soon, they will slay the defenders of the Black Soulstone and this world will be mine!"

Li-Ming sighs heavily. "It's always fucking something, isn't it."

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"Foolish immortal! It probably took him a couple of minutes to get that set it up!" Thomas proclaims in a booming voice.

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"Can your brother handle a demonic invasion on his own, do you think, or should we send someone back to help him?"

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Fernando thinks for a moment. "The Soulstone is safe," he declares, "I am not entirely sure Felix won't pull another stunt like the one that saved your town-"

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That's unusually nervous for Fernando. "How about if you and Henry go back there? He is not that great in a direct confrontation anyway. At least Gabe and I can help Li-Ming score her kill."

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"Sounds good to me. I'll still have two big strong men to protect me, plus Lorath."

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"I'm not actually going to bother objecting to that, because everything about that statement was bullshit anyway."

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"Aw, don't be like that, plus-Lorath."

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"Alright. Be careful you all," Henry says giving Gabe a hug before Fernando flies him away.

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Li-Ming leads the boys and Lorath across the bridge. It’s been mostly destroyed; it’s frankly an architectural miracle that it’s stayed standing this long. It’s also got rather more demons than the battlefield did, but between the four of them there’s not much that can slow them down. 

They eventually come to a massive gate, wrought of iron and inscribed with a glowing rune. Li-Ming holds a hand out in front of her and frowns. “I don’t think I’m going to be able to get through this.”

“No,” Tyrael confirms. “But my blade, El'Druin, can breach the seal." He lifts his sword, which begins glowing, and a bolt of brilliant white light strikes the rune, which twists into nothingness.

Suddenly the gate shakes under a massive impact, then another, until a great creature bursts through, easily the size of a small building, with blades strapped to its massive hands. It bats Tyrael aside like a child's toy and charges directly at Thomas.

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Thomas will earthbend out of the way (though he is not as nearly as dignified as Toph). He swings his weapon at the creature.

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Its leg buckles under the blow's incredible force! It roars like twisting metal and lashes out with one bladed arm, but Li-Ming drills a purple beam through its skull before it can connect, and the arm goes limp. Within moments, the corpse crumbles into chunks of molten rock.

"That was a Siegebreaker Assault Beast," Tyrael says faintly. "Such beasts have been known to reduce fortified castles to rubble."

Li-Ming considers, then offers a fist for Thomas to bump.

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Thomas fist bumps her without missing a beat.

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"Time for more fucking walking!" Li-Ming says cheerfully.

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"We are literally descending into Hell from here on out, fair warning. So it's going to get pretty warm. But there's going to be more demons, so maybe I'll finally get to actually kill something."

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Gabe pats Lorath on the back. "Don't worry. I believe you. Also, Hell, in a way I always assumed I would find myself there someday."

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"...why? Hell's where demons come from. Are you secretly a crusader or something?"

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"It's a religious joke?"

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"The word 'Hell' is translating into a term used for a punitive afterlife believed by many Earth religions. Gabe totally qualifies as sufficiently sinful." Pause. "To be fair, so do I. More than half of our total group."

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"Oh. We just have a cycle of life energy. You don't 'go' somewhere when you die, your soul just gets sort of recycled into whatever comes after you."

This theological discussion takes place as they descend into the hellpit. A horrible creature looking like a human being messily rearranged into a scorpion, with its spine as the tail, attempts to interrupt them, but crumbles into dust as Lorath drains a ribbon of red mist from it.

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Daliath religion has a similar cycle of life energy thing. And Thomas thinks Buddhism has a similar thing going on.

Thomas pauses to watch as the scorpion thing crumbles and then resumes the story on their grandparents efforts to get the triplets married to respectable girls.

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They can spend a very companionable half-hour descending into the hellpit, then.

The geography of the hellpit is bizarre, as Hell tends to be. It seems as if they're walking through the corpse of something unimaginably vast; the ground is leathery and organic, riddled with lava flows and spires of bone jutting from the ground. Eventually they come to an upper entrance into an obsidian tower.

As soon as they enter, a woman with the lower body of a spider descends from the ceiling on a silken strand. "You've all come to see me? I'm touched. I-"

Lorath waves his staff and a bone spear punches through her chest.

She screams in pain and fury, until he gestures with his free hand, causing the spear to violently explode. Pieces of spider-woman rain down around them.

"What is it with these scantily-clad bug women trying to taunt us?" he wonders. "Once is happenstance, twice coincidence, if it happens again I'm going to think there's some kind of convention."

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"You wouldn't believe what sort of things people are into. Like, consequence of having a worldwide communication network is that we actually do."

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"Man, if demons were redeemable they would find a great market in the sex work industry."

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Lorath turns the gore which has landed within his or his companions' personal space into a fine grey dust, then dusts himself off. "Onward and downward!"

This tower, as it turns out, is full of demons. Some of them are powerful enough to give even Li-Ming pause. (She kills them after the pause, though.) They settle into a rhythm where Lorath takes out large groups of smaller demons with life-drain and the odd hail of razor-sharp teeth, and Li-Ming blasts the more powerful ones into ash but conserves her energy otherwise.

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The sorcerers are a league away from the other two in sheer destructive power, but still quite adept fighters. They manage to quickly improvise a combined fighting style where Gabe plays defense and Thomas plays offense in tandem.

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After descending an indefensible number of stairs, they reach the bottom of the crater. The Hellish geography is now completely immersed in lava, a great lake of it that bubbles and spits around them. There's a vast, horrible demon a few hundred yards away.

Lorath looks deeply puzzled. "Why does he have nipple rings? Who- how did he pierce his nipples? Does he think they make him more attractive? I have a lot of questions."

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"Dude, don't be judgemental of the demon's life choices. Be body positive or whatever that shit is called. Anyway, do you think you can hit the nipples?"

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Thomas picks a rock and uses his power to throw it really far and really fast at the demon's nipples.

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The rock pings off the gold ring. The demon lord looks... well, he doesn't really have a face that can convey human emotion, but correcting for that, he looks confused.

Then he gestures, and burning demonic energy wells up around their feet. Li-Ming swears loudly and teleports out of the area of effect, then starts blasting away.

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Yup. Dodging time. At least Thomas can say he taunted a Demon Lord of Hell and survived.

If they do survive.

Oh, hell. He will drink the stamina potion and use his power to immobilize Azmodan.

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Azmodan seems even less impeded by this than Belial was. He creates an enormous but slow-moving fireball which, when it impacts the ground, reduces a sizable hemisphere of it to molten slag. Then he conjures up a floating device that summons one demonic minion after another.

Lorath takes the opportunity to kill several of the apparently not particularly strong minions, then reduce their skeletons to razor-sharp splinters and hurl them at Azmodan, leaving a section of his exposed torso shredded as if by a sawed-off shotgun of unimaginable size.

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You know what Gabe wants to try? Figuring out what happens when he puts a shield inside an open wound then enlarge it really fast. That sounds like a science stuff that Henry would do and Gabe wants to do it.

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The wound rapidly enlarges, is what happens! It grows large enough to intersect with Azmodan's horrible torso-maw, which begins to flap open. He roars in pain.

Then Li-Ming runs up, aims at the hole, and blasts a beam of arcane energy straight through and out the other side. The vast demon roars again, then slowly topples over.

"Yeah!" she exclaims. "Suck on that!"

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Thomas takes Lorath and dips him for a kiss.

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"Hey, if you kill the ruler of Hell do you become the new ruler of Hell?"

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Lorath is surprised but pleased by kiss!

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"That's what we're trying to avoid, Gabe."

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"Oh, right. Evil is bad."

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After a long kiss, Thomas straights up Lorath again.

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Lorath giggles dizzily.

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Suddenly, Ari and Adria step out of a red portal, Black Soulstone floating behind them. Ari looks exhausted, the extended effort of keeping the demon lords restrained clearly taking its toll.

"Now, Ari! Draw his soul into the Stone!"

Ari does so, and with a flash of red light, the souls of the Seven Evils are united. Red lightning crackles over the stone's surface.

"It won't be stable for long," Adria says grimly. "Come back to the Keep, everyone; I must prepare to destroy the Stone."

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Gabe puts an arm around Ari and crosses the portal with him. "Are you alright? How did the Keep's defense went?"

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"I'm fine," Ari says shakily. "Wasn't paying attention."

"Don't distract him now," Adria snaps.

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Well, that doesn't sound like anyone they know died.

Still, Thomas wants to check. Are his brothers okay?

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Like the brother who can take twenty in spot checks and is hard to get caught off guard?

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Or the one that is just attentive and can get out of reach?

They are fine.

They hug.

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Meanwhile...

Adria finds Henry.

"Henry. We must speak."

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"Oh? Of course."

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She leads him into a storage room off the armory and closes the door. A candle flickers in the corner, casting shadows over her face.

"You know, do you not, that my Ari is the son of Diablo?"

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Slow nod. Like he knows this is not a good thing. "We figured out through magic and he connected the dots."

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"His conception was not by choice. I did not wish to bear him, and I knew a thousand ways to still a child's breath in the womb. Do you want to know why he was born?" She doesn't wait for a response. "Because he holds within him a fraction of the Lord of Terror's power. And that power flows both ways. I knew, even twenty years ago, of the Black Soulstone and its power. I knew that if I was to destroy it, I would need some way to get in. Ari is the key that fits the lock that is Diablo."

She sighs, looking suddenly weary. "But all things come at a price. I soon realized that if I wished to destroy the Seven Evils for all eternity, then Ari must die as well."

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Color drains from his face and he takes a step back, but the action looks more like someone pulled the feet from under him.

"No, no, no. He didn't do anything wrong."

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"I know that, child. But there was nothing that could be done with the magic of this world. However, the introduction of your magic into the equation has opened what I believe to be another way. I would need you to help me, but I believe now that what I seek can be accomplished without Ari's death."

She takes Henry's hand in her own. "What would you do to keep Ari alive?"

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"I would... I would die for him if necessary." He is actually surprised. He is aware that he has known Ari for a short while.

But he would die for him, yes. It's plain in his face.

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"No one will die here today," she smiles. "Follow me."

She opens the door back into the armory proper and heads outside to the roof.

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Henry follows, feeling like someone just dumped a bucket of cold water on him. "What do you have in mind?"

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Ari is already standing outside with the Stone, shaking with the effort of keeping its power contained.

"You will transfer Ari's 'youth' to me. I will use that connection to drain his demonic power into myself, then I will sacrifice myself to destroy the Stone. I've already drawn up the diagrams."

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"Okay. I am so sorry." He will cast the ritual according to the instructions.

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The ritual involves rather a lot of black-and-red demonic magic, flowing through the air sluggishly like blood mixed with oil. Speaking of blood, there's a very large diagram drawn in it. It's not clear where Adria got all that blood.

The youth-siphoning connection between Ari and Adria quickly becomes visible, more black and red flowing from Ari into his mother. It looks like he's dwindling away, his body growing slim and his hair lightening until he barely looks like himself, just some bony, white-blonde youth. Adria, meanwhile, grows taller and stronger, until she hardly looks human.

The Soulstone shudders violently throughout, red lightning crackling along its surface. At the climax of the ritual, once Adria has grown to her full height, it shatters into dozens of tiny pieces.

Ari pants. "Is- is that it? Did we do it?"

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"Not yet, my son," Adria says.

The shards of the Soulstone tremble, then, in one sudden movement, they bury themselves in Adria's forehead.

She laughs as she grows even taller, even stronger. Her skin reddens, spines push through her skin, and her eyes glow with hellfire. Then she gestures, wrapping Ari and Henry in thick black chains.

"Dear, sweet Ari," the creature says mockingly. "You truly thought old Adria was on your side, didn't you? That after abandoning you to the care of that old fool, she had returned to make everything right again? No, no. She only ever served me. And now, through her great work, I am reborn, greater than ever. The Seven are as one within me, the Prime Evil!"

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"No!" Henry pushes his anti-magic against the Prime Evil.

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The chains waver for a moment, but Diablo grunts and they’re replaced by a tight cage of that same demonic bone from the Arreat Crater. The Prime Evil turns her gaze on Henry. “I must thank you, Henry. Without your aid, I could never have reached the height of power I have now achieved. And now, I will get what I have craved for so long: the utter destruction of the High Heavens!

She turns away and rends the air itself into a massive red portal which floats above the ground, bleeding streamers of demonic energy into the sky. She steps through, but the portal remains open. 

Li-Ming runs onto the roof moments later. “Is it done? I- what the fuck happened here?”

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"Adria... Adria betrayed us. She turned into Diablo."

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"It's my fault. I need to fix this."

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"Fuck. I should have known, I thought she was suspicious, but she was our only option- Lorath, get up here, Henry's in some kind of bone cage-"

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Lorath comes up the stairs, looking grim, and gestures at the bone spires keeping Henry caged. They bend open reluctantly. "Are you okay?"

He's followed up the stairs by Tyrael, who looks thunderstruck. "Where... where does that portal lead?"

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Henry climbs out of the cage, trembling.

"Hell." It might either be an expression or an answer to Tyrael's question. "Ari, someone help Ari."

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"What happened?" Felix says suddenly.

A second later his brothers are there too.

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...so, is Gabe, next to Henry.

"What the fuck..." he looks around, notices who is not here. "Is Adria to blame for this?"

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Ari's chains have already vanished, but he's on the ground and he doesn't seem able to get up. "I... I think the portal leads to Heaven. Adria... took my demonic power and consumed the Seven Evils. I feel so weak."

Tyrael goes ashen and runs through the portal before anyone can react.

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Sorcery magical lifeforce analysis circle appears to manifest itself near where Ari is. Also, Henry and Gabe are standing next to Ari. So is Felix.

"You three should stay here, figure out how to help Ari. " Felix turns to the others. "We should go quickly."

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"Agreed. Through the portal, then."

Li-Ming steps through, followed by Lorath.

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The analysis reveals that Ari has been depleted of almost all his life-force except breath, which has practically doubled. He almost seems to be composed of breath alone.

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Okay, there must be something that they can do.

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The triplets go through the portal.

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Through the portal, there is a heavily wounded angel, who is yelling at Tyrael. There's also a wall, off in the distance, which used to have a gate in it but currently does not, as the gate in question is currently lying in splinters on the ground. Demons swarm through the space where the gate once was. The city beyond it is in flames, with angels battling demons in the streets.

The angel continues to berate Tyrael. "The Heavens burn. This is your fault, Tyrael. The Diamond Gates have stood since the light first broke over the High Heavens. Now they lie in ruins. You are the cause." He turns and vanishes in a plume of flame. Tyrael sinks to his knees.

"Diablo did this, not you," Li-Ming says. "You did everything in your power to prevent this."

"Long ago," Tyrael says dully, "my brethren and I voted to decide the fate of humanity. I cast the final vote that spared you from extinction. Now... humanity has birthed the Prime Evil."

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"Fuck you too then," Lorath mutters.

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"As much as we could argue about the philosophy of guilt and blame. What is Diablo trying to accomplish?"

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"Diablo means to destroy the Arch of Heaven," Tyrael says. "To get there from here he will need to climb the Silver Spire."

"Great," Li-Ming says, "we've got a destination. Let's get moving. Tyrael, will you join us? Or will you sit here and weep like an infant?"

"You do not understand," Tyrael says, almost to himself. "Hope itself has been taken from us."

"Whatever," Li-Ming sighs, and strides off towards the shattered gate.

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"Dude, I don't want to be insensitive, but I am having the strongest urge to just carry you on my arms. You're like the only one of us that knows this place."

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"What did you mean with hope itself being taken from you?"

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"Auriel, the Archangel of Hope, has been captured. Without her the armies of Heaven cannot rally, and the day is surely lost."

"The day isn't lost if I fucking kill Diablo, which I'm going to do, with or without your help," Li-Ming calls over her shoulder.

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"We are coming." Fernando says over his shoulder. "We only stopped because it's hard to tell when Tyrael is being poetic or saying useful information."

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Sigh. Thomas lifts Tyrael in a bridal carry.

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Tyrael seems too perplexed to effectively object to this.

Li-Ming and Lorath are in fine form slaughtering the demons at the gate. They clear a path into the city quickly, then everyone slips inside and starts towards the Spire and, relevantly, the Arch.

There's more demons along the way. A lot more demons. There are scattered angels fighting back, but they're severely outnumbered and, frankly, outclassed. This invasion force appears to be something of an elite, not that it's stopping the Nephalem.

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The triplets give their best effort to help. Angels are sufficiently different from humans they don't dare to try sorcery healing, but they can regroup angels.

Felix is curious if there is any sign of Auriel.

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One of the angels says that she's being held by the demon Rakanoth in the Library of Fate, wherever that is.

"We can't afford to get distracted from the main goal," Li-Ming says. "...well, I can't. One of you could probably go free her, but we don't know this Rakanoth character's power level."

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There Felix goes.

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"Welp."

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The Library of Fate is a large structure. The largest around besides the Silver Spire, actually. Interestingly, it doesn't seem to contain any actual books. It's more of an open lecture hall than anything else.

An angel, presumably the Archangel Auriel, is embedded in pulsing black crystal at the back of the room. In the center of the room stands Rakanoth.

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Double sighs from the remaining triplets. "Man, he always gets weird when overusing super-speed."

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Felix does not think he is being weird. He makes some rounds around the area.

Is the crystal movable? Either manually or if he casts something to move it?

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When he touches the crystal, it evaporates into black mist. Rakanoth's head snaps around, and he flings a spinning blade at Felix's head.

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Eeeep!

Awayawayaway. With Auriel in his arms. Does she look okay?

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It's kind of hard to tell, on account of she doesn't have a face. Once he slows down, she floats out of his arms.

"Thank you, human. I confess I had expected the Nephalem, but your aid is greatly appreciated."

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elix snorts tiredly. "You're welcome. Uh, I am with Tyrael and he said you might help the other angels. I am not even know if that's true, but I figured it would take a few minutes to save you.  But if you can do that would be great. And I probably should go back to my group so we can defeat Diablo. Oh, do you need anything?"

He is talking rather fast and rambly.

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Auriel lays a hand on his head, and the adrenaline rush fades. "Calm, child. I will rally Heaven's forces. You go back to the Nephalem and lend what aid you can."

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"Wow. Thank you." He smiles brightly. "I should go, but good luck." He half-turns then turns back. "Oh, if you don't mind put a good word on behalf of humanity? I swear, we can get much better if you give us the chance."

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Auriel tilts her head. "I suppose no one told him I voted with Tyrael on that one."

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"How'd it go?" Li-Ming asks when Felix comes back into view.

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Saddly, Felix is too far away to hear that one, or that would've made him an immediate fan.

"With super-speed it was fairly simple. Got in. Got out. Auriel seems nice."

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Tyrael perks up a bit at this. "You rescued her? Truly?"

Li-Ming rolls her eyes. "Yes, Tyrael. Good job, Felix, I knew we could count on you."

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"Yes, my friend," Felix says patting him on the back. "Now we need to kick demon ass."

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They arrive at the Silver Spire. It doesn't look particularly silvery; it's been corrupted and befouled by demonic magics. It's covered in disturbingly organic growths and black detritus.

Tyrael stares. "I thought I would be happy to see my home again after all that has happened. But this..." He shakes his head. "Diablo must pay for this."

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"Don't worry, dude. Revenge shall be yours."

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"Yes, but let's not get distracted with dramatic proclamations."

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"Agreed."

Upon entering, they may notice that the spire is packed to the fucking brim with demons. There's a strange device on the other side of the room.

Tyrael points at it. "That's the teleporter to the upper level."

Li-Ming sighs and starts blasting demons.

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Sigh indeed. Demons can meet the other end of various magical implements of combat.

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They eventually reach the teleporter and are transported up.

The floor they end up on is covered in drifts of snow and ice. There are several angels fighting a hulking demon, who toys with them like a cat with mice.

The demon notices Tyrael, and with a swipe of his sword, he dispatches the angels. "Tyrael! It seems we've both fallen from grace now. Come, embrace your former lieutenant! Or do you not recognize your old friend Izual?"

Tyrael grits his teeth. "I failed you once, old friend, but today I will put you down as I should have years ago."

The demon grins gruesomely and charges.

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In absence of a nipple ring to aim at, Thomas will just throw hunks of rock at the demon's face to blind it.

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Izual roars with rage. Tyrael takes advantage of the distraction to slash at him with El'Druin, but the demon blocks his attack with his own sword.

Lorath makes a pass with his staff, and Izual lights up with a sickly blue glow. His movements slow for a moment, and Tyrael scores a hit with his blade. Then the demon shakes his head and the blue glow recedes. He opens his mouth and releases a blast of ice which freezes Tyrael in place, then smashes a fist into the ex-angel's chest and breaks him out of the ice.

Tyrael goes down and doesn't get back up.

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Fernando flies and checks on Tyrael.

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Well, he's breathing. It's labored and clearly painful, but he is breathing.

Li-Ming is blasting fire at the demon, who is... laughing at her. Once she observes this, she switches to bolts of arcane force, at which he does not laugh.

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Fernando will try to coax Tyrael into drinking a healing potion. If that fails he will just drink some himself and then transfer health into Tyrael by sorcery.

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Tyrael is capable of swallowing the healing potion. He gasps as his broken ribs set, then gets up and staggers in Izual's direction.

Li-Ming manages to stun the demon with an arcane blast, then fire a concentrated ray of purple light through his left wing. As he screams in pain, Tyrael punches his holy blade directly through his heart.

The demon slumps to the ground. Tyrael wipes the blue blood off his sword on a nearby snowdrift wordlessly.

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Felix will pat him on the back. He actually manages to make it not-awkward. "Do you need a moment?"

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"No," Tyrael growls. "I need to kill Diablo."

"Amen," Li-Ming says, walking over to the next teleporter.

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"Praise be sweet revenge."

Up the teleport they go.

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The angel who was yelling at Tyrael before stands in the room above, holding a great flaming spear. "Nephalem! You wrought this destruction, and now you violate the sanctity of Heaven itself?! I will strike you down!"

"Oh come on," Li-Ming groans. "You're seriously going to attack me for trying to fix a mess I didn't even cause? This is the last time I help an angel."

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Abruptly, the tendrils of light making up the angel's wings flicker and die out. He collapses to the floor, screaming in agony. "The- the Arch! Diablo- agh!"

Lorath shrugs. "Gee, what a surprise. Maybe you should've been focusing on him."

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"No offense, Tyrael, why so many angels are crazy?"

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Tyrael sighs heavily. "Imperius has always been... distractible. But we must hurry! If Diablo succeeds in corrupting the Crystal Arch, all is lost!"

There's a gate leading into the Chamber of the Crystal Arch behind Imperius' unconscious body. Tyrael smashes it open with El'Druin and gestures for everyone to go through. "I spent too much of my energy fighting against Izual. You must do this yourselves."

Lorath makes sure to step on Imperius as he proceeds.

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The triplets restrain themselves to just give the angel a judgmental glance.

(Thomas figures he can take a selfie after the battle.)

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The Chamber of the Crystal Arch is even more glorious than the rest of Heaven. The Arch itself has Diablo perched atop it like a very large bird, blackness spreading from where she touches it. 

"The Seven Evils are one within me," she roars. "I am unstoppable!"

"We'll see," Li-Ming says. 

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Okay, so using his density sense Thomas can tell that Diablo is about twenty times denser than a human, given distance and air resistance... okay. He has a plan.

He will throws a large rock at Diablo!

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The rock crumbles to gravel as it impacts her skin, to no visible effect.

Diablo hops down off the Arch and takes a leisurely walk towards the party. Li-Ming begins blasting her with arcane force, pitting and scarring her rocklike skin but not penetrating past the outer layer.

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...Okay, how does Diablo react to the sudden ritual circles etched on the floor beneath her? And to Felix chanting?

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She just keeps walking forward, though she does absently throw a missile of white-hot flame at Felix.

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Dodge. Suddenly the floor comes to life and forms tendrils that try to stop her.

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The strands of diamondlike crystal wrap around her legs, slowing her down for a moment.

Then she snarls and slams her foot down, sending thick spiderwebs of cracks through the floor. The tendrils shatter into a million pieces as she resumes her stride.

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Cold? Electricity? Turning the floor into a Diabolo-targeted acid?

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She's barely inconvenienced.

She reaches Li-Ming and swipes at her with one massive claw. Li-Ming dodges out of the way-

and vanishes in a flash of red light.

"She's been sent to the Realm of Terror," Diablo says conversationally, "where my minions shall torment her for eternity with her greatest fears. As for the rest of you, though... I think I'll simply crush you like the insects you are."

Lorath lets out a shrill cry of fury and sends a wave of sickly bluish-green light at Diablo. She swats him aside with her claw, and he slides limply across the floor.

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Once again the tendrils, but now they are better directed, aiming to blind Diablo or even suffocate her.

Thomas picks up Lorath where he fell.

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Her eyes turn out not to be any softer than the rest of her. As the tendrils enter her throat she inhales deeply, then roars with such explosive force that the crystal shatters.

That’s more like it,” she purrs. “But still not enough.” She gestures, and the ground under Felix bursts into impossibly hot flames. 

(Lorath's not moving, but he whimpers in pain as Thomas picks him up.)

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Felix screams.

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Fernando scoops him away from the burning floor.

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Thomas raises a crude shield made out of ruble around them.

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Diablo taps on the shield with one claw. “Oh, what shall I do?” she laments. “Perhaps...

Her hand ignites in flames and directs a stream of fire towards the crystal debris. It heats until it glows, then begins to melt together. 

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The melted crystal debris start to ooze out and through a hole in the floor. The triplets are nowhere in sight. But they probably have something to do with that beam of cold energy that hits her from behind.

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She’s caught off-guard, and the blast knocks her off balance for a moment. Then she shakes herself and looks for the triplets. “Well played. I’ll make your deaths quick if you show yourselves.”

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There are gusts of winds all around her, the flashes of light.

(Does Lorath reacts normally to healing?)

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She seems mildly irritated by the flashes of light. She calls up a cloak of flames around herself and throws out her arms, causing a sheet of fire to flash away from her in all directions.

Lorath is exactly as responsive to healing as anyone else. He coughs up some blood.

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"Lorath? Wake up. Do you have any trump card that you have kept up your sleeve?"

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Diablo's head snaps around, pinpointing the source of Thomas' voice. Lorath swears and gets up a shield of bone a split-second before a stream of lightning sears across the intervening space.

"No! Li-Ming was the only chance we had, and she-"

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There's an explosion of purple light, and a glowing figure stands in the middle of the room, looking like she's composed entirely of purple light. She floats over towards Diablo, who catches her in one claw. Then she explodes again, forcing the demon's fingers apart.

Then she floats upwards to Diablo's eye level, reaches forward, and rips the Black Soulstone from her head.

The massive demonic form bursts into flames, which burn it away like a papier-mâché statue, leaving the corpse of a naked old woman with a bloody hole in her forehead. Then the purple figure fades back into human form, drops the stone, and spits on the body.

"You should have killed me while you had the chance," Li-Ming hisses.

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"Fuck yes!"

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"Are you okay?" Felix asks Li-Ming, both he and Fernando are keeping an eye on the corpse.

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"I'm fine," she pants, belatedly covering her breasts with her arm. "Her... realm of terror... everything happened very slowly there. They took away my powers, and they thought that was enough to contain me. I snapped my captor's neck and cut my way through the legions of the damned with the dagger he used to carve my flesh, until I found a portal back home. Then, once I had my power back, I just... submerged myself in it. I became an archon, the pinnacle of magic. It was trivial to teleport back here, and then... I took my revenge."

She experimentally lights her hand aflame. "The excess power is gone now. I won't be able to do that again for a while. Hopefully I won't have to."

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Felix is now shirtless and offering his shirt for her to cover himself. "Do you want a hug?"

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She takes the shirt and shrugs it on. It's just about long enough to cover her below the waist as well, as long as she doesn't walk too fast. "Absolutely fucking not."

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Lorath hugs her.

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"Oh, for fuck's sake."

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"In his defense, you kicked ass so good that's hard not to get emotional about it."

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Li-Ming pats Lorath on the back gingerly. "I'm not dead, man. It's fine. I did spend several subjective months being tortured, but that's not relevant to your life. I'll be fine. Stop getting emotions all over me, it's gross."

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"Is not that I am not glad that you're back. But what now?"

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Li-Ming tactically disengages from the hug and picks up the Soulstone. "Well, it seems like this stabilized while it was being used. So... figure out how to destroy it without releasing the Lords of Hell? Failing that, find somewhere really secure to hide it."

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"There is an Elsewhere-attached world that does not have any actual population, if that helps."

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"Also, our sorcery is a thing and some combination of various worlds' magics might do the trick."

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"Yeah, I guess we can just set up defenses around it while you guys study how to get rid of it. And failing that, we can just launch the damned thing into the sun. That won't destroy it, but it'd make it pretty damn hard to find."

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"We should go back to Tyrael and the others and tell the good news and all."

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"Yes, let's."

She pulls Lorath with her as she heads down the stairs.

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And the triplets follow them.

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Tyrael awaits them past the gate. He falls to his knees with relief when he sees them. "Diablo is defeated?"

"Yes," Li-Ming says. "I have accomplished in ten minutes what you and the might of Heaven could not over the course of an infinity. You may thank me at your leisure."

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"Ideally, by worshiping the ground she walks on."

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"Anyway, how are the rest of the forces holding up?"

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Tyrael seems too relieved to be offended. "The demonic forces broke with the death of their leader. They all felt it, and demons are a cowardly lot. We're still driving them back, but soon enough Heaven will be free of their corruption."

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"We can help with that then. How do you think the angels are going to react moving forward?"

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Tyrael sighs. "Truthfully, I do not know. It may be that they will attempt to push their advantage, launching an assault on the Hells to end the Eternal Conflict forever. It may be that they will retreat even further into isolationism. Even I do not know how to move forward from here."

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"Hey, don't be a downer. It's not the end of the world. Thanks to this gurl." He makes finger-guns at Li-Ming.

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Li-Ming flashes him a grin.

"Believe me, I am not trying to be a... 'downer'," Tyrael says. "My gratitude for your victory cannot be overstated. But we stand at a turning point. Heaven has been weakened, but in the coming weeks and months the Crystal Arch will replenish our ranks, and we will rebuild. And I believe I must stay here in that time, reclaim my place on the Angiris Council, and lend my voice to the proceedings as the voice of Wisdom."

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"You're going to stop your fellow angels from fucking up. Got it."

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"Not to diminish the impact of the end of the world, but the fact that you're now in contact with Elsewhere does make this a greater turning point than you might be imagining. Sanctuary is likely to be very different in a matter of just a year, and it might be unrecognizable in ten years."

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He nods. "I will try to explain this to my fellow angels. I have seen the strange things your people can do, but they may scoff at the idea of humans bringing anything except chaos."

"We are pretty chaotic," Li-Ming admits.

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"We are. But things did get better. I am confident that the changes will be for the best."

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"Guys, the apocalypse was averted. Let's stop being philosophically depressing?"

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"You're right. I think we should celebrate."

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"...shouldn't we check on Ari first?"

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"...oh shit, I completely forgot that Ari was dying." Li-Ming starts conjuring a portal to Bastion's Keep.

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The triplets follow.

"Do you think there is a way to restore him with the soulstone or is that as a potentially apocalyptic idea as it sounds like?"

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Felix is the first one there.

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"Do you want Diablo back? Because that's how you get Diablo back."

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Ari seems alright. He's still weirdly waifish, but there's a light glowing through his skin and he's moving around.

"Felix!" He hugs Felix. "Did you kill my mom?"

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Relieved hugs. "Yeah, well, Li-Ming did. It was pretty awesome. How are you feeling?"

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"Try not to make him exert himself too much."

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"Okay, no risk of getting Diablo back. There are probably better options," Fernando tells Li-Ming.

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"I feel... weird. Weak. But also... kind of good? And I've been experimenting with this light stuff. Is anybody hurt?"

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"Not unusually so. And light stuff?"

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"Something about him being connected to an angelic arc. It gaves us a scare, we had to put him in life support for a while." He clings a bit on Ari. There is an impression he has been doing that a lot.

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He begins glowing more intensely. Any minor injuries that Felix might have melt away.

Then Ari starts coughing, the light growing dim. It flickers a few times before returning to its base level. "Whoops," he says faintly. "Still need to work on not overdoing it. I don't have as much angelic power as I used to have demonic."

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Yeah, cling.

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"Neat! I wonder if we could use Synth to get you back to... not normal, but at least human-ish normal or something."

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Ari shrugs. "Wouldn't mind being a little sturdier."

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"Isn't that dangerous? Or at least something you can't do as an adult?"

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"Nah. You can do it at any age, it just hurts a lot and it's hard to anesthetize it properly."

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"Sounds like fun to me!"

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"What a surprising turn of events! Speaking of that," Thomas looks around "where is Gabe?"

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"He is asleep. Uh, I might have burned through his wakefulness by doing too many divination rituals on Ari."

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"He was very protective," Ari says. "It was sweet."

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"Aw, you three are sweet."

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"I almost got him and everyone killed by being too stupid to suspect how shady his mother looked."

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"Dude, seriously. The apocalypse was averted. Everyone is forbidden from being sad for the next twenty-four hours."

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Ari shrugs, hugging Henry again. "Look, mate, I'm trying here."

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"I'm missing something, I think. What's Synth?"

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Hugs. "I will try not to be a drag."

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"Synth is a kind of magic native to Elan, one of the worlds attached to Elsewhere. It does a kind of biological manipulation that affects a living being... essence. And one of the things it can do is basically put more essence in a living being. The result is the living being getting larger and stronger. That's why some of the people you saw are so tall."

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"Ooh! I could be a beanpole!"

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Henry snorts (almost apologetically, but that definitely are snort). "Gabe sure won't complain. Neither do I."

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"Is there actually anything else we need to do, or should we just go get that set up? I'm rather in the mood for some victory sex, and Ari seems a bit too asthmatic for that right now."

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"I don't think there is anything urgent or even under our purview since we are not politicians. And... uh, do you only have sex that is..." he waves his hands vaguely.

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"What in the world is that hand gesture supposed to mean."

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"Uh, destructive. I mean, you and Ari had pretty violent sex the other day."

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"...Yes? That's a very weird question. It's like asking if you have sex with your dick."

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"Apparently some people in their dimension like sex without pain. I know, I don't know."

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Li-Ming raises her eyebrows. "Well isn't that special. No, I have sex like a normal person, with claws and teeth and occasionally lightning. I'll wait for Ari to be better, then."

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"Well, our food is probably better for decadent celebration. Unless, you want to turn into a man and get on with Lorath. Or I guess Lorath could use magic to become attracted to you."

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"Gah. I just know what Gabe would say to that."

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"Share with the class. Gabe has the best suggestions."

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"He would suggest a compromise where Lorath gets attracted to women and Li-Ming... temporarily... grows... bits."

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Li-Ming gets a faraway look on her face as she contemplates this. "Hmm."

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Lorath makes a face. "Not straight enough to think about that at length."

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Thomas will be over here sporfling.

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"At length? Interesting choice of word."

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Li-Ming cackles.

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Lorath pulls another face. "Can we just get Ari reenhanced and then talk about this nonsense?"

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Henry pats Lorath on the back. "Sure, do we need to talk to anyone else in Sanctuary? I am not sure how one... books a Synth session, but I supposed someone in Elsewhere does."

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"Nobody currently in Sanctuary, I don't think. We'll want to let Uncle know, but if I recall correctly he's still Elsewhere at the moment."

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He is!

"Uncle!" Ari calls. He extricates himself from Henry and runs over to give him a bear hug.

Deckard hugs him back, looking bemusedly at the light shining through his skin and his newly altered form. "What on earth happened to you, Ari? You look like an angel."

"I kind of am?" Ari hedges. "Long story."

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"Very long and very epic."

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"But the apocalypse was averted."