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Ari finds himself Elsewhere
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"Aw, you have a thing for blondes," Ari coos.

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Henry indignantly blushes.

"I am serious." And blushing.

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"I know. I love you. I can probably deal with your world just fine, no protection required."

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"Yeah. I think you're like... assuming we way too alike than we actually are? Ari didn't grew up offloading his moral judgement to someone like you. I assume. Ari, if you have your own Henry I will be mad if he is hot and you didn't mention him until now."

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"My adoptive uncle is not particularly hot unless you're into eighty-year-olds. Might've been when he was younger, I wouldn't know."

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Gabe rubs his chin thoughtfully. "Not my kink. But I think with enough youth and health transfer it's good enough to restore hotness if we are willing to put the effort for that foursome."

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Henry hangs his head and gives a tired laugh that sounds forcedly pulled out by tweezers.

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"Gross. Bang Uncle Deckard on your own time, don't drag me into it."

Pause. "He was a redhead, though. If you're into that."

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Gabe makes a so-so gesture. "Probably not worth the effort just for a threesome."

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"Yeah, our only motivation is that Ari presumably loves the guy."

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"Hey, I'm the one with unlimited youth. I'll be saving his life myself, thanks. ...Once I know how to do that."

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Squeeze. "Don't worry. It takes time but I will teach you."

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"...In the absence of anything better to do, wanna teach me now?"

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"Sure. It takes a while to get to actually do youth, we will have to start with breath and work our way up."

But they can do that to fill in the time.

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Sharing breath, and the resulting hypoxia, is kind of exciting! Ari's towel is tenting up a bit.

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Color Henry completely unsurprised. They can at least cooperate to make the... tension less obvious?

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Ari's thankful for that. He's not embarrassed, per se, but he's conscious that this is a public place and one where several people very recently got murdered. And that lady could be back any minute.

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Neither cousin actually expected embarrassment. Someone eventually does realize that the naked guy could receive some clothes. Gabe will accept them so Ari doesn't need to stand-up and reveal too much.

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Felix pops in before there is time to get dressed. "They are going to let us go. Likely, someone is going to come to the cousins' place check-in, but we are free for now."

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"Damn, they are going to want to talk to our aunt."

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"...Problem?"

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"You might have not notice her around. Uh, basically she has been skipping her job and the five of us pick up her slack."

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"She is living her childhood dream of being a mysterious fortuneteller by walking around the country side. Reading people's futures using techniques that don't work."

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"We basically have been doing her job in exchange of getting books and resources from the High Library. Most people have one apprentice."

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"Fun. So, what happens if they do want to talk to her and she's not around?"

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