There are many people that a gang could set upon on a night, and even get away the victors. But even with the advantage of numbers, attacking the four tipsy people who'd been weaving down the street has turned out to be very much the wrong decision. Because the four tipsy people are in fact military trained. That they're tipsy barely impedes their reactions. It doesn't take them long to have it over with, breathing a little rushed, faces flushed with adrenaline and grins.
"Yes, he is. It's surprising the numbers are this low, actually," he tells Nero, to Lan he says. "Well, in that case I will be proud in my better than impeccable manners."
"I mean, Aunt Ange does in fact take in some of the strays Dad finds. And she takes in more than he does without his help!"
Alain laughs. "What I'm hearing is 'Aaren doesn't actually run into situations where adopting people is the solution often enough'."
"Aunt Ange runs a...kind of commune, for runaways and strays who don't have anywhere else to go."
"Yeah. We should take you to her's sometime, she's got this massive country estate, it's pretty damn awesome."
"It still amuses me that you and your Dad somehow ended up hobnobbing with the landed gentry."
Percy pats Lan on the back. "If it helps, I would never have guessed that you are of such high pedigree."
"-did I just get insulted?" (He doesn't seem in the least bit offended by the possibility.)
"-I should probably offer you guys something to eat. And seeing as Aaren's so graciously filled the fridge..."
"Now I am curious what sort of Chinese place is good enough to be an alternative Aaren's food."
Also, he kinda wants Aaren's food to stretch longer, because he cares.
That does in fact seem to be Lan's intentions as well. "You got a menu somewhere, Teo?"
"What good is me having access to an obscene amount of money if I don't occasionally use it to indulge myself. Also 'Chelle was saying last night she fancied Chinese."
She hadn't been, but she plays along. "I love my Dad's cooking, but Chinese is not a form of cooking he has mastered."