“Do we have a case?”

“Summoning me is illegal now, you've got a strong disbolism case if you press charges on yourself.”

“Go to hell.”

“Oh, dismissing me early, but with full pay? Thank you!”

“Fine, that didn’t actually count as a dismissal. Who are we prosecuting today?”

“This pamphleteer. Do we have a case?”

“The pamphlet mentions enemies of Iomedae. Asmodeus, Tar-Baphon, the Tarrasque. If the manticore is named Manticore, that’s enough names to count as a Proscription List.”

“I’m sure we can get a confession out of him that the manticore is named manticore. Men, make the arrest!”

Assembling the adventuring special operations team, battleaxes and torches and a fire wizard. 

“No, it’s a poetical conceit. Like the Badger pamphleteer not actually being a badger. Send in the normal pamphleteer arresting fingerbreakers.”

Assembling our normal arrest team, the four guys most likely to report bribes after taking them.

Knock knock, it’s the pamphlet police, you’re under arrest for pen crimes. 

angry hydra noises

rampaging

devouring foolish guards

Calamity! We did not foresee this!