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Sadde and Isabella in Eclipse
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[Mrrrn, 'm wkn up.]

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[I'd offer you coffee but obviously this is impractical.]

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[V'ry.]

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[It's weird that you're slurring even while you're not speaking aloud, what, is it too hard to move your imaginary mouth?]

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[My thoughts are just that slow in the morning,] he explains fluently.

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[Well, up you get, you need to get back on a twenty-four-hour clock. It's ten-thirty in the morning, I've got my Jeep and a camp shower because I doubt you had any soap out there and you'll be gross and some clothes and some snacks.]

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[I won't be that gross, the river isn't turbid when it's not raining a lot and I scrub! ...but yes, thank you, I love you.]

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[Love you too, pet.]

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[Also my toothpaste and floss are long gone but I still have my toothbrush.]

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[Then I guess I brought this new one for nothing.]

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[No you brought it because this toothbrush is a year and a half old it needs to be retired desperately.]

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[Aha. I also got you shampoo and stuff.]

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[I think I might cry.]

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[It'll have to be a quick shower, though, the camp ones don't have huge volume.]

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[I know, but it's still much better than nothing.]

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[And then you will be all cleaned up for me.]

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[Yes, to do with as you please.]

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[Are you in the Jeep?]

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[Yup, I probably look like a comedy version of an offroading commercial or something. Haven't plowed into any cacti yet though.]

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Mental giggle. [Why a comedy version?]

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[I'm not a very good driver! I picked up my license after I graduated before I started work but I haven't practiced much. At least there's nobody to hit out here.]

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[Except for poor cacti.]

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[Cacti aren't anybody!]

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[You could end up hitting a cousin of your tiny cacti!]

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