The only thing he likes more than keeping secrets is revealing true information that no one will believe.

TRUE SELECTIONS

from the Moſt Holie

ACTS OF IOMEDAE

as they were Recorded

by the

HAND OF THE GODDESS,

having been lately

REDACTED AND CENSORED

by Her

CHURCH IN LASTWALL:

concerning particularly

the Famed Commitment of the Goddeſs

to ETERNAL CHASTITY, &c.