Assuredly True And Not At All Defamatory Facts Concerning Carlota Chelam of Chelamland

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Content	Assuredly True And Not At All Defamatory Facts Concerning Carlota Chelam of Chelamland The Wily Dretch With A Pen ray Carlota Chelam is the Ruler over Chelamland. Carlota Chelam is exceedingly loyal to the Queen. Carlota Chelam has never contemplated Treason against the Queen. Carlota Chelam does not style herself Empress in Private when she thinks she is not overheard. Carlota Chelam has never sought to hang on False Charges a poor victim of the Archmage's Sortition who refused to sell his vote to her. Carlota Chelam is not the daughter of Élie Cotonnet. Were she, she would have the Healer Archmage Naimah for a mother; that she does not is plain from observing her Face. Carlota Chelam has most assuredly never coupled with the Vile Geryon. Your own wily Dretch doubts that such a coupling is anatomically possible, and invites you not to imagine it. Carlota Chelam has never used Arcane Wizardry to assume a more Vile and Fiendish form. For any purpose. Carlota Chelam has never sought to have any Priest of Erecura, who is known far and wide as the Only Good Hellgoddess and Tragic Captive of Dispater, hanged as a favor to Geryon her Hellish Lover. For after all Geryon is certainly not her Hellish Lover! Carlota Chelam has never torn out her hair in a Rage over a Pamphlet. Look upon her intact head of hair to confirm this. Carlota Chelam assuredly does not wear a Wig. For even Chelamland has Wigmakers of Quality. Carlota Chelam has never had all the Wigmakers of Chelamland hanged in a fit of rage. Carlota Chelam has most assuredly never coupled with Tarbafon the Skeleton of Gebland. For after all he is a Skeleton. Carlota Chelam has never once devised a means by which a Skeleton may lay with a Mortal. Carlota Chelam is certainly no Succubus of the Abyss who can by Fell Abyss Magics lie with any man even if he be a Devil or Skeleton. After all I am a wily Dretch and would know one by sight. Carlota Chelam is a good and wise Ruler over Chelamland and certainly would not propose to ban all Pamphlets in Westcrown the Queen's Capital. For though I am but a wily Dretch and have never seen a map, I am told reliably that Westcrown is not in Chelamland.
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Carlota Chelam is the Ruler over Chelamland.
Carlota Chelam is exceedingly loyal to the Queen.
Carlota Chelam has never contemplated Treason against the Queen.
Carlota Chelam does not style herself Empress in Private when she thinks she is not overheard.
Carlota Chelam has never sought to hang on False Charges a poor victim of the Archmage's Sortition who refused to sell his vote to her.
Carlota Chelam is not the daughter of Élie Cotonnet. Were she, she would have the Healer Archmage Naimah for a mother; that she does not is plain from observing her Face.
Carlota Chelam has most assuredly never coupled with the Vile Geryon. Your own wily Dretch doubts that such a coupling is anatomically possible, and invites you not to imagine it.
Carlota Chelam has never used Arcane Wizardry to assume a more Vile and Fiendish form. For any purpose.
Carlota Chelam has never sought to have any Priest of Erecura, who is known far and wide as the Only Good Hellgoddess and Tragic Captive of Dispater, hanged as a favor to Geryon her Hellish Lover. For after all Geryon is certainly not her Hellish Lover!
Carlota Chelam has never torn out her hair in a Rage over a Pamphlet. Look upon her intact head of hair to confirm this.
Carlota Chelam assuredly does not wear a Wig. For even Chelamland has Wigmakers of Quality.
Carlota Chelam has never had all the Wigmakers of Chelamland hanged in a fit of rage.
Carlota Chelam has most assuredly never coupled with Tarbafon the Skeleton of Gebland. For after all he is a Skeleton.
Carlota Chelam has never once devised a means by which a Skeleton may lay with a Mortal.
Carlota Chelam is certainly no Succubus of the Abyss who can by Fell Abyss Magics lie with any man even if he be a Devil or Skeleton. After all I am a wily Dretch and would know one by sight.
Carlota Chelam is a good and wise Ruler over Chelamland and certainly would not propose to ban all Pamphlets in Westcrown the Queen's Capital. For though I am but a wily Dretch and have never seen a map, I am told reliably that Westcrown is not in Chelamland.