"Okay, so, my main theory here is that the translation miracle is just... not working right... so interrupt me if you suddenly realize what I'm referring to." She takes a moment to recollect the explanation she gave her youngest. "When you're eighteen years old," that was a bad start, from the top, "on someone's eighteenth birthday, they can enlist in an army. At that point their class will be 'Tradesman.' Your commander can promote you to a different class, but at first they'll only be able to choose between Tradesman and Soldier. As a Soldier you won't be able to work a trade, but you will be able to equip your first weapon, which will be a shortspear. You'll train as a soldier until you qualify for a different class--likely a Fighter or an Amazon, but if you have high stats to begin with you might be able to jump right into Ninja, or, more rarely, Wizard. You shouldn't worry too much about what classes you do or don't qualify for from the start, because it doesn't make a huge difference in the long run, it won't take very many levels in the grand scheme of things before you qualify for whatever class you'll be leveling as--well, these days, I think they like to promote you back and forth between different classes every few levels, for better-rounded stat growth, but they didn't do that when I was a girl... when you're level 99, you can ask your commander to promote you to a different class whenever you want, if you qualify for it, which at that point is just about changing your alignment around. Most of us spend most of our time as Tradesmen, since Tradesmen earn Goth and the other classes only spend it... um, what else, oh, I guess I should list the classes that people have? Unless you're born with a unique class or gain a hidden one, typical classes you'll see are, uh, for women it's Tradesmen, who do trades, Sirens, who do Advanced Magic, Priests, who do Healing Magic Plus, Freyas, who use spears and armor and do Advanced Weapon Magic, Dragon Masters, who buff dragons, that one's pretty straightforward, oh, they use rapiers, and Dianas who use bows. For men, it's Tradesmen, uh, Sword Masters, who are pretty much what they sound like, Paladins, who use swords and shields and armor and Basic Weapon Magic, Cataphracts, who are heavily armored and use spears, Enchanters, who use dolls and buff golems, Beast Masters, who use whips and buff beasts, and Ninja Masters, who use claws or can use Advanced Magic, but they can't use spellbooks, they just automatically use whichever element their enemies are weak to, it's a mixed bag... is any of this clicking?"