The Fëanorians aren't bothering the Men. Although I'm told that if somebody hassles certain couples I can then have a loud argument about homosexuality and then be approached by Quendi girls.
In the original hypothetical, Fëanor. For purposes of setting policy that's probably one of a shortlist; for purposes of Quendi girls perhaps not so much.
Loki works and works and takes regular meals and works and is summoned to deal with a messy baby delivery that the healing song doesn't quite seem to cut it for and works and sleeps and spends half an hour on a snowball fight and works and works -
Just me, same cargo limit as turning into a bird - I'm cribbing so much from that spell - and I am confined to the surface and nearby environs of the stupid cylindrical planet's top.