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I don't fuck people who are too entranced with me to remember their own names. But if I did, I'd let them out within three hundred years, and if I didn't do that, at least they wouldn't end up bonded to me for eternity.

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I didn't say she was a real stand-up gal whose decisions I will unhesitatingly defend, I'm saying I'm not sure you have her beat on helpfulness. ...Do Maiar who are not her have anything resembling sex lives, as long as we're on the subject?

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Most people haven't gone to the trouble of assembling a full biological body, and if you just went for something with the look and texture you wouldn't get anything out of it. The reason anyone does go to all that trouble is that having your senses wired through incarnate neurology is an experience like nothing else.

Which is to say yes, we do, most of us who aren't literally the Enemy with
consenting parties. I've been needling she sends the impression of a wordless soaring sound , who you're calling river-Maia, to figure out how to biological for three or four Ages.
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Awww.

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I fucked Sauron. It was interesting.

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Aaaand there goes my temptation to proposition you.

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He wasn't actually evil back then, unless he was doing an exceptionally good job hiding it, but yeah, figured you'd find that a dealbreaker. I'll get over my broken heart.

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I would've broken it anyway, I keep turning out to only like men.

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I can do that. Haven't, but could.

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Noted.

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Go run your city, Loki, I'm getting bored.

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Can I get one of those truth verifications on this conversation?

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"I swear that nothing I've said to you today has been untrue."

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Cool. Good chat. Later.

And Loki flies home and explains the runey brick thing and sends an elfbird to go tell whoever's building that eight-pointed city, and their host, and their cousins' host.
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The Elves are angry and feel stupid; every book in the libraries of Tirion had a slightly modified version of the rune, and they'd used it to no effect and concluded it didn't work, but Melkor must have gone through and altered that in the early years of his campaign to make trouble.

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Oh, is that what happened. Man, what a dick that guy is. Well, she has the functional version, she saw it glow and everything. Come on, folks, let's get a perimeter up so nothing can sneak by. Except you, messenger elfbird, you're going to go make sure the good news gets where it's going.

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The Men are sprawled across a very large distance, but there are also a lot of them; with everyone working there's a brick perimeter in not too much time.

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That works as warning but not as deterrent and not as orc repellent. She recommends they build it higher, but they do have other things on their minds and realistically it's not going to be a twenty foot wall up in a year.

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It's a few months later when the guards come racing to tell her that the bricks briefly stopped a bat from flying by. Said bat arrives on her windowsill a minute later.

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"The bat is - probably - the same Maia who taught me how to do the bricks," Loki says. "Thank you for letting me know."

And she goes to say hi.

"I keep forgetting your name," she tells the bat. "I don't know why, it just slides right out of my head."
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"Lots of people came up with new names so the Incarnates could say theirs. I can be Batgirl if it makes you happy. Sauron says you can have five years' truce if you come work in Angband, with the hopes that once you see each others' projects you can discover whether there are others on which you have ground in common, and if you name your terms more specifically he'll send proposed drafts for the wording of an oath. He also says that he's enjoyed the last few years tremendously. He also says that, realistically, if you can't think of a way to find common ground in five years, he's at that point going to kill you, albeit regretfully."

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"Well, in that case it seems like a bad idea to plan on being somewhere he can get at me in five years' time."

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"So insist on a wording that lets you be well away from Angband when time expires. Otherwise he tries to kill you now. And at that point your choices are 'run for Doriath' or 'run for Valinor', honestly."

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"Does he seem to be envisioning that I will be socializing with him much in Angband? That would probably be more of a drain than the suicidal Quendi because he can manage 'interesting conversationalist' and has demonstrated mastery of getting under my skin."

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"He's trying to leverage you for free will, I expect he'll want to talk, yeah."

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