"They don't book them that densely, I'm usually just in the pool but I know I've walked through there while there was nobody actively using it. I guess if you need a solid hour of video of me falling over that might be hard."

"Maybe not a solid hour but at least half an hour?"

"That should be doable. I'll check the schedule."

"Cool! And I'll get the equipment."

Smug smug smug.

Pelape elbows Sahde gently, giggling.

"What! I'm innocent!"

"I've seen some of your videos. I would not describe you as 'innocent'."

"Should I watch these? It's usually not my medium..."

"I enjoyed them a lot, he's a really good actor actually. And I personally go much more for videos with plot so he's hitting my keys."

"Aw shucks."

"Which is the most representative or the best one to start with?"

"Well what kinda stuff do you like?"

"Honestly I get most of my porn from spring seasons of TV shows that I also watch the rest of the year so I go in knowing who any of the people involved are."

"Hmm well I do have a few short video series with consistent characters and premises but they have the porn from the very first episode."

"I won't explode on contact," she snorts. "But if you don't care very much whether I'm acquainted with the oeuvre I might put it off a few months."

"Yeah I don't mind," Sahde shrugs. "And if my nefarious plan goes right by then you can even ask me to do any specific things you enjoy from them," he says, grinning.

"Like picking off a menu!"

Giggle.

She takes another slice of pie out of the picnic basket. Om nom nom. "If this winds up turning into domestic bliss you get to do all the cooking."

"I'll certainly pull the both of you to adorably help me with it every now and then."

"I'm competent to chop and stir."

"I'm just a useless green," says Ohan, dramatically throwing his head back with the back of his wrist resting on his forehead.

"I guess I could help with measuring and mixing," he sighs longsufferingly.