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Here is a demon. The demon is in his swimming pool.
He doesn't swim naked, so he takes the summon anyway.
demon cam vs the clam planet
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from_scratch
Assistant Coordinator Sikyal Tegati is happy to scare up a small diplomatic team. Where would he like them sent?
from_scratch
That planet he was just at! It's stable-looking but doesn't care to talk to him and he has alternatives now!
The second-last planet is doing the rioting thing, and the very last planet of all traps him in a black hole again.
Sikyal, having become more informed since last he talked to them, explains that outreach is their planet's second priority after securing their own stability, and their planet will be communicating with the other planets and sending out more teams in a couple of days when things have settled down slightly.
from_scratch
Fair enough. He'll go back to Earth and pick up the evacuees if they'd like to go to Cult Planet.
The evacuees have found some non-evacuated Earth locals and set themselves up pretty comfortably, but they're very willing to move to Cult Planet rather than take their chances on no one else happening to remember that Earth exists and deciding to go bomb the shit out of it.
from_scratch
Thank you, shuttle. Thank you, Sikyal.
How long until the eight days that one planet wanted are up?
How long until the eight days that one planet wanted are up?
from_scratch
...Cam asks Sikyal if the cult could benefit from conjured ships or equipment or anything in their attempt to spread.
Yes, certainly. Just wait ten minutes or so and they can have a nice tidy itemized list for him.
Here is a nice tidy itemized list. There is a clearly marked separate section for weapons and weapon-containing things, in case he is reluctant to provide those and would rather skip the whole section.
Here is a nice tidy itemized list. There is a clearly marked separate section for weapons and weapon-containing things, in case he is reluctant to provide those and would rather skip the whole section.
from_scratch
How polite! He likes the cultish aliens enough that he will give them any weapon-containing things large enough to contain a tracking device!
Everything on the list is large enough to contain a tracking device in theory; most of them are large enough for him to be able to stick the tracking device somewhere they probably won't find it immediately, if he prefers to hide said devices.
Well then. The cult planet will happily take receipt of their conjured goods, and Sikyal will thank Cam for his help.
from_scratch
"I think right now the thing to do is try to calm the unstable planets down and send envoys who aren't me to that one that wanted eight days, which you seem to have in hand. At some point I will ask the humans if they want Earth back, but I don't know if they will, they don't remember it."