"Um. Thanks? I, I'm not sure how to respond to that, um. Sorry. I'm not- I don't really, I don't really, um. Uh."
"Aww, don't freak out, adorable wizard! It's not that big a deal, I just think you're really great is all."
Harry effortfully resumes normal breathing. "Interesting word choice. Sorry, I'm- jumpy, I guess."
"Why is that something to freak out about...? Never mind, I guess. I don't know, is the word choice that weird?"
"Love is... a big thing. I don't like throwing it about lightly. I mean, honestly neither should you, but for actual reasons, love burns lust vampires."
"Touching someone who is in love- true love, for whatever definition of 'true' - burns. Like hot metal. Tokens of love, too, engagement rings and roses and that. I guess you've encountered that?"
"Just to confirm, do you, like... have somewhere to live? Or are you sleeping under a bridge or something?"
Harry notes the smoke rising from Hook's arms and breaks away quickly. "Sorry- well, you're welcome, I guess, but I'd really rather not aid and abet burning the living hell out of you."
Harry sighs. "Hello Mouse. He's friendly. Please stop that. Mouse- Mouse, come on." He removes Mouse from his pocket and pets him, holding him in one hand. "Come on, he's nice."
"Aww, you have a puppy. A tiny angry puppy. I promise I won't hurt your wizard, tiny angry puppy!"
"Wait, what?"