Tiro and Cam
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"How steep it can be depends on the angle of repose of the material in question!"

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"Cool," he says. "...I should probably clean up all this - me - before trying to learn how to engineer mountains, though."

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"Yeah, it looks kind of like a tripping hazard - do you have anywhere to put it -?" Cam materializes some brooms and offers his summoner one.

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"I usually pile it up and burn it. It'll melt if it gets hot enough, and then the sharp edges aren't a problem."

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"Okay cool." Sweep sweep.

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Sweep sweep!

"Be careful," he adds, "this stuff's way worse than broken glass, it's really sharp and really hard."

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"I'm indestructible, wouldn't do more than scratch me," Cam says, "but thanks for the warning."

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"How's that work?"

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"My favorite analogy is 'imagine attacking a watermelon with a plastic fork' but I'm not sure how that translates for you. Basically I can get a little bit hurt - for that matter, I can get tired and hungry and thirsty and whatnot - but only to a point, and from there it just doesn't get any worse. And I heal really fast, if injured. Without your inconvenient crystal theme."

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"Sounds handy."

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"I like it!"

Sweeeeeep sweep sweep.

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Sweep sweep sweep. Pile pile.

It's a really pretty pile. The shards are transparent and colourless, but they catch the light really aggressively, like they're auditioning for a part in a chandelier.

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"Your dangerous shards look like they belong in, like, the crown jewels," Cam comments.

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"Yeah, they're really pretty."

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And presently it's all together and Cam torches it.

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"Wow, you're really useful."

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"I'm so useful!" Cam agrees, wagging his tail. "And I am in a really good mood because this place looks like it needs terraforming and I have always wanted to terraform a planet, I was hoping for Mars but that realistically wasn't gonna happen."

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"'Terraform'?"

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"Make it pleasant and habitable. This one already has air and gravity, which, good on it, those are important, but it could use plants! And water features! And animals, although I can't make anything smarter than a snail so at first it will be mostly like bugs and I will have to have careful breeding programs of demonic fauna otherwise."

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"Local magic can do plants, and it did a plant that grows bacon, it might actually be able to do animals too."

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"...I actually don't think I can do a plant that grows bacon, on account of, what."

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"If you come back to my hill I can show you my bacon plant! It's that way," he says, pointing hillward.

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"Sure." Follow follow.

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And... yep, that's a hill. It's covered in rich brown dirt and thriving plants, and the haphazard garden spills out around it for a considerable distance, including all the way down to the shore of the nearby lake.

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"Nice!" Cam remarks. "And you even have a water feature."

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