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<downdraft_updraft> so yeah i can see the argument but i'm not actually that attached to my continued existence
<colorless_green_ideation> okay but if you _did_ get resurrected in the post-singularity future, what would you want to make sure it had
<downdraft_updraft> uh

<downdraft_updraft> i have actually thought about that some? but not too much because it gets depressing easy
<downdraft_updraft> easy stuff: people, shouldn't have to devote their lives to working to get by
<downdraft_updraft> i don't mean that everyone is living idle luxury but that you can always do something _the way you want to do it_ not the economically sound way and that is more than sufficient
<colorless_green_ideation> *nod*
<downdraft_updraft> and if you hit bottom somehow that is just an opportunity to build up again

<downdraft_updraft> and i would hope that this would fall out of the previous but, social improvement in the "everyone gets to do whatever they want and nobody complains just because it's not their thing"
<downdraft_updraft> if i want to turn into a dragon with mosaics of flowers for scales nobody is going to loudly speculate about my sexuality
<downdraft_updraft> speaking of which, that part of gender roles has got to go, the part where by default only women are allowed to _routinely_ wear, or be, art
<downdraft_updraft> t-shirts with pictures on them don't count
<downdraft_updraft> also uh there is the other side of that of course, obligation to be Pretty, wear makeup, smile all the time, i haven't experienced that of course but that's what I hear

<downdraft_updraft> wow bit of a tangent there
<colorless_green_ideation> 'sfine I like hearing about things






Years later, he wakes up in a room he doesn't recognize.
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Huh. How sharp are the edges of the red?

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It varies. There are whole islands of it, and big fuzzy streaks, and little clearly delineated spots.

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Eventually he turns away from the view. “Are there zero gravity areas up here? — and now that I ask I suspect it wouldn't be any less likely on the surface.”

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"Antigrav doesn't work quite like that, so for pure antigrav areas you do actually need to come up. Wanna learn to play starhoops?"

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“On very little information I am going to say yes!”

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"Awesome!"

Starhoops is played in a spherical zero-g room with moving obstacles between players and various hoops they can dive through. Whichever makes it to (and into) each successively glowing hoop first scores a point, and then the next hoop lights up.

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Just because he has done some aerobatics doesn't mean zero-gravity isn't — huh, okay, thank you standard buffs, this isn't really viscerally disconcerting at all, just intellectually.

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Wheeee!

Tarinda isn't overtly going easy on him but the hoops and obstacles may be gently favoring him since she's played before.

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Fairness is not currently the point, he would say if he were noticing, which he isn't.

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Bopping around in zero g is fun.

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It is!

(When their trajectories end up colliding he endeavors to do as little awkward grappling as possible.)

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She flings him away from the glowing hoop and tumbles through it.

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Fine! The next time they approach nearby he grabs her hand and lets them spin until they can fly apart in a direction advantageous to him!

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Wheee! He gets that point.

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So is there, like, a winning condition here?

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Fifteen points!

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Well, he is more interested in doing interesting zero-gravity things than optimally collecting points. For example if he briefly grabs the edge of this hoop after passing through it to get a bit of spin and then curls up and spins more. That is anti-helpful to keeping track of your orientation.

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Well then she will just scoop up her fifth point while he does that.

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He does not ca— okay he cares a little bit! He will endeavor to score points with style. Or hilarious flailing. Whichever is achievable.

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Eventually he has fifteen to her thirteen. She claps.

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“That was fun.”

He idly tries to find out just how hard it is to swim through air.

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Pretty hard.

"You wanna play with zero g some more or go do something else?"

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“What something else would you recommend?”

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"Spacewalk?"

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“—congratulations, you have found limits to my adventurousness. For today.”

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