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"No powder that looked like it might have come from bones - or for that matter unpowdered bones - no strange nasty-smelling perfume, no unrecognizable preserved organ meats?"

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"No, no, and - eugh, no."

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"Good."

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"I'll avoid those, now. Really, pamphlet or two - 'These are the nasty materials that summon bad things, do not smuggle.'"

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"There aren't good reasons to smuggle any of those things."

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"Living another day isn't a good reason?" he wonders mildly. "What if someone really liked a certain kind of perfume I think is nasty, should I judge them for having different taste?"

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"Nobody keeps that stuff around because they like how it smells, Veron."

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"Well I know that now! But I wouldn't have, say, two months ago. Pamphlets! They could save lives!"

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"Not every mage who might like to make or summon dark things already knows how."

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"Ugh. Fair."

He pauses.

"... Hey. What if you knew who was asking for the materials before things are summoned?"
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"Then we'd be able to storm the place and arrest the mage and confiscate the materials."

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"Interesting. If only you had someone who knew how smuggling works and knew the right people to talk to. My, where would you find one of those."

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"Tell it to the mayor."

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"Sure."

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"I'm curious, though, what exactly would you do?"

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"What, like - the specifics? Or in general?"

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"Both."

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"In general... Go be undercover man? Play turncoat? Try not to get stabbed in any alleyways by angry people? Specifically, keep up the cover, actually smuggle harmless things with permission or something, talk to lots of people, mention to customers how I occasionally trade in oddities, pretend not to have a moral compass, that sort of thing."

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"And perhaps most importantly not spend this time in jail."

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"Eh, well, it'd be nice."

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"Do I or the mayor have any way to be sure you won't just run off and never be heard from again?"

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"... I don't know? Do you? I don't know the powersets of paladins."

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"Well, I can't think of anything magical to do about it."

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"I also lack in solutions. Unless they gave me a - buddy or something, to follow me around and threaten to stab me if I got uppity. Because that's cheerful."

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"A paladin buddy? I'm not sure how many dark things this is likely to produce per day after the shadows are cleaned up."

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