After he finishes with his day-job duties (separate from attending diplomatic functions to stand around and look handsome) he attempts to let himself out of the room with the comconsole and all its data to sift through, only to find that the hallway has turned into a bar.
He looks over his shoulder. The office is still normal. Which is to say there are no other exits.
Ivan goes into the bar, squinting.
"Okay, uh, I'm sure there's food and water somewhere in the house, and since we have warning what d'you want me to do when you have your panic attack?"
"I don't actually know. Prevent anyone from killing me while I'm helpless, I guess. You were probably going to do that anyway. You gave your word..." He trails off and shakes his head. "Food and water, please."
"Sure." Ivan calls out instructions for the other men to take away the stunned fellows and then heads back towards where he remembers there being a kitchen, peering over his shoulder to see if Mark is following.
Ivan finds glasses and water and hands one filled with the other to Mark, then rummages for food.
"Yeah. I haven't given it a single thought from the time I woke up until you opened that closet door."
"Well, at least it came back to you when I opened the door." Ivan finds a loaf of bread and some jam. "D'you like bread and jam or should I warm up one of these frozen things?"
More water.
"I think I might think I'm hallucinating," he muses. "I'm wrong about that, but it's probably why I'm not on the floor screaming yet, so I'll take it for as long as it lasts."
Bread, meet jam. Bread, jam, meet Mark. "Funny kind of hallucination that comes with a years-old memory when you meet it."
He avoids physical contact with Ivan on taking receipt of the bread and jam. Now he has food and water. Things are definitely looking up.
"But as long as your response to hallucinations is accepting bread and jam instead of making me figure out this weird Earth-model warmer, I'm not too insulted."
Halfway through his bread and jam, he asks abruptly, "Want to see my Miles impression? It's dead-on."
—that flows seamlessly into a different grin. "Because it occurred to me that Miles Vorkosigan doesn't get panic attacks." He straightens his shirt, jerks his chin up, finishes his bread and jam, and refills his glass. "Damn, the world is a much nicer place all of a sudden. What a depressing little shit that Mark is. So what's the plan from here? Brief me."
"Well, that's very uncanny, but Miles doesn't like me that much. Uh, you and me go back to the embassy, I write one hell of a report, they probably bunk you with me for the time being while they're sorting out the legal issues of having just assailed a houseful of Komarran expats in London."
"I wish 'em all the best. Are they not going to opt for the time-honoured solution of smuggling everybody back to Barrayar for a secret trial, with optional death during attempted escape on the way? Why does 'th'captain'" (Miles can't mimic Ivan that accurately, either) "want 'em alive?"
"I'm pretty sure he's related to Galen. Not so much that I had an absolute order not to kill the guy but he seemed to prefer it, and it makes our legal woes much the lesser too."
"Interesting wrinkle, that." He finishes his latest glass of water. "Okay, I'm good to go."
"Indefinitely. I'm going to keep it up until I'm somewhere I feel reasonably safe returning to the personality that's due a crippling panic attack any minute. I seem to have been right about the insulating effects of this one." He snaps his fingers as something occurs to him. "Right, while I'm enjoying unaccustomed freedom of thought—your courier to Sector HQ on Tau Ceti is in Galen's pocket. Has been for years. One of those snowballing blackmail cases. You probably want to tell your captain and get him nailed to the floor the next time he comes through."
"Nothing so juicy. I can give you my life story, but I have a distant recollection of what your face looked like when you got a couple hints from five-year-old me, so maybe I'd better save it. Assuming you've arrested Galen and his three little minions - you have, right? - you can apply fast-penta at your leisure and get the goods that way."
"Yep, the men've got them in the other car and are trundling them away." Ivan can drive this car. Into the driver's seat he hops. "You will never have to lay eyes on them again."
"I live in hope. Which is a novel and interesting experience." He gets into the passenger seat.