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In Paraasilan, Esmaar, a pair of roommates are about to break a rule that, compared to the one about running in the corridors or even the one about unlicensed teleportation, is there for a good reason.
In unison, they complete their shared spell.
Teah in Elcenia
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"I don't know. There are the big sweeping ones, those I doubt the reporters missed any, but people are reporting little things too and some people could have easily kept their mouths shut about extras."
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"What kinds of little things? Because I'm pretty sure this is my world's magic doing its thing, and I could tell you what sounds like its style."
"...The news did not mention the suspiciously timed appearance of an offworlder? Tell me everything?" says Kaylo.
(Korulen snorts a little.)
(Korulen snorts a little.)
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"Kinda her fault," he says, indicating Korulen with a gesture. "Not sure about the 'how I got here' part, I was asleep for the getting here and half-asleep for the explanation, but from what I've been hearing all the sudden weird magic stuff sounds like it'd fit right in back home. Basically: if you wish or pray for something, sometimes you get it, but nobody's sure exactly why you do or don't, except that there's periods of time when it works and then it doesn't and then it does again, usually pieces of a day. And you don't always get exactly what you were asking for, but you usually get something that more or less covers it, or at least helps, sometimes with weird extras but they're nice weird extras or at worst inconveniently silly. A lot of the time there's candy. There's some old stories that say if you ask for something really nasty you could end up with donkey ears or food screaming every time you eat it or something, but I haven't heard of that actually happening to anybody for sure in the last, like, fifty years."
Kaylo looks at Korulen.
She winces.
"Myyyyy roommate talked me into co-casting a summon with her. An old enormous summon."
"At about the right time?"
"Yeah," she says. "Pretty much exactly. I guess his magic's contagious."
"Where you're from," Kaylo asks Teah, "is there anything like a serious study or even just a statistical analysis of how all this works or is that literally all that's known?"
She winces.
"Myyyyy roommate talked me into co-casting a summon with her. An old enormous summon."
"At about the right time?"
"Yeah," she says. "Pretty much exactly. I guess his magic's contagious."
"Where you're from," Kaylo asks Teah, "is there anything like a serious study or even just a statistical analysis of how all this works or is that literally all that's known?"
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"I mean, people have tried studying it, but it's kind of hard. I guess somebody somewhere's probably done some statistics, but I guess they didn't figure out anything interesting, 'cause it would've been all over the news for sure. Uh, I remember somebody tried to figure out what languages it could speak, and they got lucky, and the answer was 'all of them' as far as anybody could tell. But I only read like two sentences about it somewhere, it didn't say how they checked."
"This is going to completely confound every result ever about all other forms of magic. It seems useful, but awfully contrary to the project of figuring out how things work under it."
"That is entirely contrary to the point of the enterprise!"
"Look, I'm sorry that me and Saasnil got weird offworld magic in your nice clean theory, but hasn't it been doing important, good things?" says Korulen. "Maybe more important than untainted studies about Tah Roie rhythms or whatever?"
"I reserve the right to complain!" exclaims Kaylo.
"Look, I'm sorry that me and Saasnil got weird offworld magic in your nice clean theory, but hasn't it been doing important, good things?" says Korulen. "Maybe more important than untainted studies about Tah Roie rhythms or whatever?"
"I reserve the right to complain!" exclaims Kaylo.
"Systematic bottom-up understanding. Exploration, discovery, not just asking a capricious wad of foreign magic for the answer key from the back of the book."
"Oh well," snorts Kaylo. "What's your shoe si- oh, you don't know local units probably - well, here, try these." He digs up a pair and hands them over.
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He tries the shoes. The shoes fit! Not perfectly, but well enough. "Thanks! Sorry about your science!"
"Maybe when you go home things will go back to normal," snorts Kaylo, "and we can keep what it's done so far. I will want those shoes back."
"Of course," says Korulen.
"Of course," says Korulen.
"I do not know anything about you," Kaylo points out. "I mean, I guess Keo let you out of the circle but she could plausibly find the prospect of replacing somebody's shoes less annoying than the prospect of having to keep you alive from inside your circle."
"Come on," says Korulen, ushering Teah in the direction of the lift.
"Come on," says Korulen, ushering Teah in the direction of the lift.
"Entrance hall," Korulen tells it again. Here is the entrance hall! There is the exit! Thataway is city limits of Paraasilan!
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Off they go!
Paraasilan looks different from the places he's used to. Not that different, in the greater scheme of things, but different. It's interesting.
Paraasilan looks different from the places he's used to. Not that different, in the greater scheme of things, but different. It's interesting.
Korulen finds a store that has boys' clothes and gives him a general sketch of what combinations of things make sense in local garb.
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Ooh, clothes. He likes clothes!
He doesn't pick out a lot of things, but he picks out good ones. Pretty fast, too, for how well it turns out.
He doesn't pick out a lot of things, but he picks out good ones. Pretty fast, too, for how well it turns out.
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He picks out more things! Sheets that fit his bed and are optimally cozy for their price; miscellaneous items of hygiene and personal grooming.