"Worried I'll give people ideas? Melkor knows it all in even more detail than I do, he's probably already shared select details."

"More concerned that it'll foment resentment over things that haven't happened and aren't going to."

"If you say so, honey. Lips are sealed."

"And here I was assuming you knew my name."

"They call you The Destroyer, like Sauron's The Abhorred. Didn't think you'd be super appreciative. And here I was trying to perk you up and everything.'

"My name is Cam."

"Cam, destroyer of worlds?"

"It was only the one."

"Yeah, I know, I was showing off my Earth history references."

"Congratulations. I am unfortunately a bit more oomph than a nuke."

"You put it back, didn't'ya."

Cam sighs. "You're not perking me up, in case it was hard to tell."

"Yeah, sure. Have a sweet ethics conference." She dissolves into fog.

...Cam declines to inhale until he's a ways away from the fog, because yikes.

He flies most of the night and then caffeinates and returns to the conference site and checks his mail.

Interdimensional travel: works. Don't have targeting up yet, so no way to go anywhere in particular. Want to hop into a random dimension, summon enough to figure out who lives there, go say hi/end scarcity? 

- Fëanáro

Blink, blink. Cam texts him: Sounds fun.

Blueprints filename worldleaper. Take an instance of Maitimo, I'd like to establish diplomatic contact with aliens too.

If you don't have targeting up should we expect the place to be habitable?

I expect you to land in deep space somewhere and then make yourselves a lightleaper. Technically a chance you'd land in a sun but it's negligible. If you'd rather make a new Maitimo when you get there you can do that too, I am just very excited about diplomatic contact with aliens and want them to meet the peoples of Endore as well as you. 

If the destination doesn't have itself mapped how am I going to find anybody even if I discover their existence?

Binary search with conjuring.

Why didn't I think of that. Okay. After the conference.

Have a nice conference.

Cam goes and has a nice conference. Including a delicious menu at lunchtime. Who's sitting with him today?

People honestly mostly kind of avoid him. Thauron waves.