Beka is not sure what she was expecting as a result of walking into a snake monster but an Elf city would have been very low on a list of possibilities if someone had jumbled a lot of random words together into place-phrases and had her rank them. "Elf city" would probably have been under "spider void" and above "grape juice ocean". And yet here she is.
"I don't actually think your brother's gonna steal me I'm just used to thinking about that kinda thing." - or would it have to be stealing, maybe he'd ask to share, she does not know what kinda sibling relationship they have over this sort of thing, eep.
"I'm not planning on sharing at all but definitely not with someone who wanted to hurt you."
"I think that's kind of the bare minimum for a functional relationship, actually." Snuggle. "Anyway he only likes men, wouldn't hurt innocent people, and wouldn't ask me to, what, hand you over while you were begging me not to -"
"I'm not going to do anything you are begging me not to do unless the Enemy starts giving you orders."
"I don't think anything scary is gonna actually happen to me, I was just sorta thinking about the concept of scary things."
Some people like it when stuff hurts! And I don't super mind my hair as long as I've got at least an inch but I'd rather it was longer. You don't have even an inch all over.