Of all the times to experience deja vu, notifying emergency services about a snake monster before it eats her is an odd one.
"Oh, eventually I'm sure I'll make permanent portals and people can come up here whenever they like, but I'm not in a rush."
"All over the surface of the moon, you mean? Wow, that didn't take you long at all."
"I wouldn't know how long this sort of thing is normally supposed to take!"
"The Valar are pretty temperamentally slow on anything that isn't desperately urgent, and their sense of urgency needed some calibrating. They could give a moon air, but it would take years, probably."
"It's gorgeous. I wonder what it would be like living on a tidally locked body. At least it's not locked to the sun or it'd be difficult to keep it comfortable."
Pale vines of white marble sprout from the ground to encircle the portal, concealing its blurry edge; its surface shimmers, then stabilizes. "There you go."
"I suppose you'll have some explaining to do if you show anyone your back garden..."
"I suppose I will. Maybe I will hide it behind a secret door if I'm expecting guests I wouldn't care to explain to."