A child in a puffy shirt and boots walks into a bar.
As he goes, he mutters to himself. "I've made it aboard. Lots of brown tables and chairs, and there seems to be a malfunction in the lighting, possibly due to the state of the nearby star system? Approaching the large - oh! Hi!"
After a few minutes of talking to Bar, he accepts a brightly colored hot drink with a lid, and continues investigating the room. He determines that there's nobody else at the seats by the star window, or at any of the seats, then starts looking below the tables.