A child in a puffy shirt and boots walks into a bar.
As he goes, he mutters to himself. "I've made it aboard. Lots of brown tables and chairs, and there seems to be a malfunction in the lighting, possibly due to the state of the nearby star system? Approaching the large - oh! Hi!"
After a few minutes of talking to Bar, he accepts a brightly colored hot drink, and continues investigating the room. He determines that there's nobody else at the seats by the star window, or at any of the seats, then starts looking below the tables.
