In their dorm room, an elf and a human complete a spell in perfect step with each other.
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"Freedom," she says. "Or at least so I assume. I'm Anlei, by the way. What, uh, is the deal here?"
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"Until today I didn't know there was more than one world. I also have no idea what a wizard is, besides somebody who can do some really crazy magic I've never heard of."
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"Yeah, I'm getting that sense. Okay. So where does that leave me for the next few years while your kid waits to get a familiar, whatever one of those is?"
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"They made a pretty dumb mistake. Could've been a lot worse than it was," she says. "But they got me and I'm not mad, so. Oh, I do want to reassure my girlfriend that I wasn't kidnapped... wasn't exactly kidnapped... sometime soonish."
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"Hi!" she says cheerfully, and she starts writing a short note:
Hey Fia, I got accidentally kidnapped by magic people from another world! It's weird. I'm fine but apparently it's going to take a few years to put me back. If you want"—oh hey," she says, "is there a good way for her to send back an answer, and if she wants to come live with me while I'm waiting to go home can she do that?"