Ivan has to arrest Mark
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"Yes. He knows that. Not 'I know that', that's interesting too... I hadn't thought of it until you said, but it was there when I looked. It's very much like I have a copy of Miles's soul available to consult at will. What a charmingly morbid thought. Did it come pre-installed, I wonder, or did I put it together from all those biographical facts? I can't tell. I've known him for as long as I can remember. Oh, here comes my childhood, won't that be fun..."

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"What is your favorite food?" asks Ivan desperately.

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"Everything. I love to cook. Nice save. I appreciate it. What's your favourite food, do you have one? I suspect Miles of a taste for maple mead but I don't have that one verified."

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"Yeah, he likes maple mead. I'm not picky. I like croissants. Chocolate ones."

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"Mm, chocolate croissants... now I want to go bake something." He giggles. "Imagine if I had a compulsive cooking reaction, to complement his compulsive poetry. Lying undiscovered until you unwittingly asked me about food. Wouldn't that be hilarious?"

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"I think you might have trouble with the kitchen guy if you tried to do it here."

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"Probably yes. That wouldn't end well. But the mental image of you chasing me through the halls trying to tackle me before I reach the kitchen is spectacular."

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"Would you get very far? If you were only trying to reach the kitchen and not knock me unconscious, I mean. You've got short legs."

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"Right, you haven't seen Miles on fast-penta. He... accelerates. Longer legs would not be enough. Luckily for everyone, I seem to have an almost normal reaction... more range of emotion than I was expecting. And that part where I went totally non-verbal was not mentioned in anything I've read."

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"Do I want to know what happened there?"

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"Nothing bad. Very detailed mental imagery of the exact thing you were asking about, but no words to explain it with until the replay was over."

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"Huh. I haven't heard of that either, but this isn't exactly my specialty."

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"Yes. Still, you got the job done. You're very good at that, when presented with a job."

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"Eh. Thanks."

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Mark giggles. "Was that the wrong thing to say? Not that I could have chosen any differently. But I won't be on fast-penta forever. Now there's a horrifying thought..."

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"Do I want to know this one?"

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"Being on fast-penta forever," he elaborates. "I'd probably kill myself. Chronic loneliness hasn't done it, but chronic verbal incontinence very well might."

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"It'll wear off soonish."

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"What a comfort. And hopefully you'll still tolerate me afterward. God knows why. I'm not sure I'd tolerate me if I had the option not to."

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"You're not that bad."

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"I'm not?"

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"No? Talking about croissants: not actually torture."

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He starts giggling uncontrollably.
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"Iiiii'm hilarious."

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"You aaaaare," he giggles. "I knoooooow."

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