Haiti's doing fabulously. "Now we buy out all the slaveowners, Grenada first -"
It's not impossible she could get accidental magic some other way but it seems hard to test.
Yeah. Some of the people in Azkaban would probably be perfectly all right with some therapy, and some of them are unrepentant mass murderers. Maybe in a Lórien accidental magic couldn't do much damage?
Elspeth can be called up for anything high bandwidth but there are some Elves for friendlier shorter less urgent conversations.
Sure, can do.
Lórien says that the forest is not intended for that but, yes, it would certainly suffice. Maybe they should use one of the wished-up ones that are not in Valinor, he is not sure it'd be conducive to the bliss of Valinor to have human murderers there.
"Anyone got a less tedious way of finding dementors than having someone conjure for the surroundings of all of them and then going there looking -"
"Even if Muggle magic rocks can't, you could magic rock a wizard, in case that's it-."
Awwwww. Then he can wish on some batch powers for this boring near Edda which is getting them as perks for hosting refugees from this other boring.
Wizard magic rocks: can in fact dowse for dementors.
They clear out Azkaban, take the prisoners to a Lórien with a block on purposeful magic, take the dementors the two hops to Edda's neighborhood, leave them floating there a thousand lightyears from anything, wait for Aaron to go find all the rest and bring them over as well.
And when they are all collected an item appears on Loki's schedule and she squashes them.
They drop by the Wizengamot to explain themselves. The prisoners are safely contained, they are no longer suffering as much as they deserve but all Dementors are gone and this is a worthwhile tradeoff.
"Do you consider yourself the de facto ruler of Britain?" someone asks Timothy coldly.
"I don't want to assume that role until I can be a little bit more predictable to my subjects than is feasible at present."
"Our interests are primarily abroad, as long as the absence of Azkaban and laxity of Statute enforcement does not invite new atrocities here which aren't appropriately policed - that would invite us to pay more attention -"
"I am sure that no other action would have gotten an outcome I found more satisfactory across all desiderata."
" - well, sure. It doesn't work well for technical problems with lots of conceptual steps. You could try it, in case you need a stroke of insight."