Haiti's doing fabulously. "Now we buy out all the slaveowners, Grenada first -"
"Loki might develop spells that can be cast on worlds and solve all their problems at once and then we can just have an expanding ring outwards of fixed worlds and a small internal organization to clear people to cast it and then the crisis would be over."
" - okay, yes, that will probably eventually happen, but the development time on a spell like that would be upwards of a millennium."
"So it might take a while or maybe we'll figure out more powerful acceleration options or a shortcut to Loki's spell design process and it won't take as long either way there's a big difference between that and forever -"
"I don't think you should be on Felix for a thousand years pending utopia escape velocity."
" - can we just get this done, first. Once everyone's free and we can hand it off to Vanda Nossëo -"
"Peal sent back the list of magic interaction results!" he tells his wife. "Highlight is that demons basically can't make anything and we should probably get some planets turned into breeding colonies for various scarce kinds of magical creature if we want to be in a position to meaningfully scale up potionmaking. Space Arda folks observe that daeva will take meticulously good care of magic animals if traded breeding sets, might be the best way to do some of the ones that are dangerous and not likely to do well just given their own planet and no supervision. They have a panel of kinds of mind-affecting magic to try against Occlumency on somebody who is not you."
"Somebody who is not me sounds like the ideal subject. Is Theodore all over the magical creature breeding program?"
"And we like having alts and it seems obviously incumbent on them to do the visiting so it will seem so to them too."
"Why is that, because it'd be a pain to know when to visit them without interrupting all the empressing?"
"And because it's the same total time investment but they might run into each other here and that is also fun."
"I think I get most of what I get out of meeting my alts by reading all their research notes. And until I have what would we talk about? - well, I know what we'd talk about, I would say 'I have the best wife' and they would say ' - yep, you sure do -'"
"I love you. Should we actually be setting up single mes with yous - it's only happened the once while Timothies have two and a half of me -"
"Are there single mes? I am sure they would adore yous but it might make more sense to, like, propose they collaborate on a project, we really haven't the faintest idea how to carry on a romance and won't be motivated enough to plead with Timothies for cues until we have noticed how smart you are - knowing it isn't the same thing, it's hard to describe -"
"There is the Elentári one with free will but I don't know if he considers himself married still or not. Dunno about the Space fork situation either. There's a difference between knowing and noticing?"
"Yeah it's like - if there's a genderswapped Alessadro Volta somewhere I would happily, uh, acknowledge in the abstract that I bet we'd get along? But I wouldn't be especially moved to go and meet her. If I met her and then she - explained things in a way you can only explain them when you really understand them because you have a really good mental map of the concept space you're navigating, something like that, then there'd be a sort of moment of 'oh yes yes this I want to be around to see this person think' and it's for that specific person, I don't think it's for the template."
"Awwwww. I will keep that in mind if we encounter an Alessandra Volta and an unambiguously single you. - Ithil's early enough in the timeline to probably not have that one married."
"It sounds like she would have serious competition for boy Bells if any showed up. I suppose there are Voltas to go around - I don't even know if he's married, I was just trying to think of someone smart I hadn't met -"
"Bet it's something of the last thing on her mind with all this magic. I, uh, expect mes mostly have no idea what they're missing."